Flashlight zip gun (courtesy wsaz.com)

It’s easy to make a gun! Tube, nail, rubber band, cartridge and Bob’s your uncle. “Zip guns” may not offer GLOCK-like reliability or Springfield XD-esque capacity but they will fire a ballistic projectile. Back in the day, zip guns were plumbers’ specials, fashioned from lengths of pipe, particularly popular in “gun-free” NYC. This modified Helping Hand flashlight shows that the concept has grown a bit more sophisticated. I’d sooner have one of these than . . .

the vaporware Palm Pistol, which could be mistaken for an asthma inhaler. Ouch.

I’m glad the St. Alban’s police called in the local bomb squad to handle the incident. And I so totally believe this guy just found the gun. Oh, and if anyone does offer a single-shot flashlight it should be Surefire. Amiright?

[h/t Dr. Johnny Ray]

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36 Responses to Ban Flashlights!

  1. Looks very similar to the pencil flare launcher I used to carry in a SV2. That would fire a .38 blank easy peazy.

    Might want to try to sell these to the Navy…a twofer on survival gear!

    • Yep, looks like whoever built it was heavily influenced by the design of the Mk 79 Mod 0 pencil flare gun.
      (Yes, I had to get my NATOPS out for the nomenclature. Cut me some slack, it’s been 21 years since my last checkride.)

      And is what we’re talking about

      • NATOPZI!

        Don’t forget to screw your pencil flares on with the launcher in the “cocked” position.

  2. Use a car radio antennae and bingo .22 cal. zip gun. People have been engineering for decades. You can also include bump keys. Better not say to much more, we’re being watched.

  3. We joke about banning flashlights, but would any of us be surprised if that’s the next common item to be demonized within the hallowed halls of our schools? Nope. Not surprised at all. At least a flashlight can actually be used in a self-defense way, unlike the freakin’ pop tart or the freak squirt guns.

    • I have an old, giant Maglite that has been an object of debate more than once (it wasn’t popular with higher ups during room inspections when I was in the Air Force, but there was also no rule against it. I told them if they made me get rid of it, I’d go buy the heaviest ball-peen hammer at the BX and keep that by my bed).

      • Have one of those also, and am now considering converting it to shoot .50BMG. Of course, given the recoil, it would be useful for simultaneous targeting front and back. As long as I let go in time.

        • I’m thinking a miniaturized recoilless rifle design in something like 7.62×54. I mean, not my flashlight, too much sentimental value. But if some talented machinist might want to modify one like it…

  4. How about banning the wheelchairs?

    “A Houston nursing home resident accused of using the armrest of his wheelchair to beat two of his roommates to death faces a capital murder charge, the police said Wednesday. Guillermo Correa, 56, is accused of killing Antonio Acosta, 77, and Primitivo Lopez, 51, at the Lexington Place Nursing and Rehabilitation Center on Tuesday night.”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/24/us/texas-man-in-nursing-home-is-charged-with-murder.html?mabReward=RI:3&module=WelcomeBackModal&contentCollection=Business Day&region=FixedCenter&action=click&pgtype=article

    Them old feisty people are running a dangerous weapon around all over the place.

  5. “Saturday, Tolbert and a friend were walking by the Wendy’s in St. Albans when they thought they saw a flashlight on the ground.However, Tolbert was about to be the only thing lit up.”

    I see what you did there.

    And the whole story sounds like bull.

    • My thoughts too. Yeah buddy, you “found” it. Right after you made it and it went off when you were loading it, right?

  6. What really bothers me is the lack of proper grammar. Shouldn’t it be “man shot with flashlight-gun”? Since a flashlight un-modified cannot be used to shoot someone, also it can’t shoot someone by itself.

  7. Dude looks just like Artie, the strongest man in the world.
    I guess things havent been too good since the show ended living in a zip gun filled trailer park and eating at Dennys.

  8. Don’t forget the ubiquitous cell phone guns. You know, the ones that any time a cop is being recorded he or she wants that phone to “make sure it’s not a weapon ’cause we see those all the time and I’m fearing for my safety.”

  9. So if you have a light with a strike bezel, would that count as a permanent bayonet/grenade launcher attachment point?

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