Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Yeah those are the guys that called us over the hill! Go get em!!!

  2. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “The Dirty Dozen-The Golden Years”

      1. avatar William Burke says:

        NICE! Obviously, some of them have fallen by the wayside… the lucky ones.

  3. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Red 3, Bruce Willis’ grandfathers military.

  4. avatar Lance Sauer says:

    AARP’s Army

  5. avatar Javier says:


    1. avatar Ryan says:


  6. avatar Ralph says:

    Race you to the bathroom!

  7. avatar Gunr says:

    “Dang! Why do they always put the guy with the spear in front?”

  8. avatar defensor fortisimo says:

    DON’T PANIC!!!

    Dad’s Army, classic

  9. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    The Georgia-Ukraine joint military training operations were somehow ineffective in preparing either nation for the trials which lay ahead of them.

  10. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    The Super Poligrip Battalion of 89th Geritol Brigade are salty bunch…

  11. avatar Bret says:

    Close the buffet…we dare you….

  12. avatar defensor fortisimo says:

  13. avatar Tile floor says:

    Quickly! The airsoft convention tickets are almost sold out!!

  14. avatar kbad says:

    “Over-protective fathers of the daughters of the American Revolution.”


    Not really what I imagined when you said there was a “Squad of Geri’s” charging the hill.

  15. avatar John M says:

    We told you kids to stay off our lawn… and we meant it!

  16. avatar Jürgen says:

    Avanti popolo!

  17. avatar Mecha75 says:

    We liked our Medicaid but we couldn’t keep it!

  18. avatar Gene says:

    Time for the Russian confidence building drill! Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!

  19. avatar jwm says:

    Civil War 2.0. Only the old white guys showed up.

  20. avatar Bryan says:

    Quick men there makin’ off with the Geritol!

  21. avatar 2Alpha says:

    The Expendables 17

  22. avatar Ross32 says:

    “Capt Manwaring, they don’t like it up ’em”… (any Brits of a certain age on TTAG will recognize this..)

    1. avatar Michael says:

      Great line. Where can I get a bayonet for my SMLE.

      1. avatar Southern Cross says:

        They used P14s supported by a Lewis LMG. Later they were issued with a Thompson (issued to Private Pike). In the first season, the only gun was a double-barreled shotgun owned by the elderly medic (who was also a conscientious objector in WW1). Most of the cast were active servicemen in WW2 and some were actually in the Home Guard. One of the cast was an artilleryman in WW1 and in the Home Guard in WW2.

        Classic series. So well written it can be very funny without actually devolving into rudeness. I have the full series on DVD and it was a good investment. A US version was tried and a pilot episode made, but the humour didn’t translate very well.

  23. avatar JPD says:

    Active Duty Roster of US Military after Obama Cuts

  24. avatar Sammy says:

    Open that Memorial!

  25. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    The French Army is backing us up, keep going!!!!

  26. avatar Eric says:

    AARP has gone to the liberals! We must take her back! CHARGE !

  27. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Dad’s against Daughters dating Democrats!!!

  28. avatar wheelgun dunn says:

    The opening scene to M*A*S*H’s 50 anniversary episode.

  29. avatar TheSleeperHasAwakened says:

    “Saving Senior Citizen Ryan!”

  30. avatar Model66 says:

    MSNBC presents ‘The Truth About Gunowners.’

  31. avatar Gregolas says:

    The Brits on personal weapons:” Come and fake them!”

  32. avatar Gregolas says:

    Todays Brits on personal weapons: ” Come and Fake them! “

  33. avatar Adam says:

    Russian military briefing on how much of a threat they perceive Obama to be.

  34. avatar Mercutio says:

    Monty Python 50th Reunion…

  35. avatar jirdesteva says:

    Hogan’s Heroes now?

  36. avatar AaronW says:

    “…Cannon to left of them, cannon to right of them… bolloxed and sputtered.”

  37. avatar Wes S. says:

    Tragically, Iron Maiden’s attempt to remake their video for “The Trooper” thirty years after it was originally released went horribly wrong…


  38. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Veterans of the FIRST Crimean War show NATO how its done.

  39. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Now we know why the National Park Service reopened the WW2 Memorial.

  40. avatar Darkstar says:

    “We are no longer the knights that say née!”

  41. avatar Sherlock007 says:

    Have you had your Viagra today.

  42. avatar HiPlanesDrifter says:

    The Rolling Stones’ security guards? Depends.

  43. avatar Paul53, says:

    The chorus line for “Stalag 17: The Opera” rehearse.

  44. avatar Tom W. says:

    Just remember, if they are too old to fight, they will just shoot you.

    And back in the day, long before the interweb warriors, they were trained to shoot.

    Respect your elders, they went through more crap than just your cable going out.

  45. avatar Timbo says:

    I saw Feinstein in this direction!

  46. avatar neiowa says:

    Cpt Biden and the entire Obuma Army v. Vlad Putin

  47. avatar joleme says:

    We gotta save the golden girls!

  48. avatar Eric L says:

    They’ve got 22 lr’s in stock ???? walkers be damn, CHARGE!!!!””

  49. avatar scooter says:

    Rogaine’s Heroes.

    Saving Private Ryan $5 with this coupon at Denny’s but only if we eat before 4:30 because I need to take my pills.

    “Who remembers where we parked the Power Wagon?”

    Captain America: The Late Late Late Winter Soldiers

    4 for 1. Boom. Did something useful.

  50. avatar Chris says:

    We’ll get those big women out of here once and for all!

  51. avatar Alex in IL says:

    This isn’t your gandfather’s army…it’s your great grandfather’s army.

  52. avatar caymanshen says:

    Variety just posted photos from the set of the new Expendables sequel.

  53. avatar Vhyrus says:

    In order to remain competitive in the modern retail clothing market, Sear Roebuck & Co. recently launched it’s newest store brand: Old Army.

  54. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Veteran’s discount day @ Country Kitchen Buffet

  55. avatar TStew says:

    Upon hearing that just over the ridge there were “mums demanding action,” the 68th annual reunion of the British 1st Cavalry Division came to life with a vigor little seen since the debaucherous reunions of the 70’s…

  56. avatar Tominator says:

    When killing and fighting get them down,
    They know their morale can’t droop.
    As long as they all relax in town
    Before they resume with a bang and a boom
    F Troop!

  57. avatar Curious says:

    Screw that OBAMACARE sh-t! We’ve got to defend our VA benefits!

  58. avatar Paul G. says:

    We will get you, Benny Hill!! (Cue Benny Hill chase music).

  59. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    D’os nahzis dun stole our prune juice. Get’em!

  60. avatar Phil says:

    A well-regulated militia…

  61. avatar Jake W says:

    AARP members get a discount on .22lr???


    (By the time we get there, they may have some)

  62. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “RUN AWAY!!!”

  63. avatar William Burke says:

    Whadda you whippersnappers MEAN, “No buffet today”??

  64. avatar Gyufygy says:

    What happens when young men get tired and make old men fight their own damn wars.

  65. avatar Garry Owen says:

    U.S Army after Obama’s budget cuts.

  66. avatar Silentbrick says:

    Tommy’s finally decided to let government know they’ve had enough.

  67. avatar Chris F says:

    “Hurry! McDonald’s’ stops serving breakfast in 10 minutes!”

  68. avatar Mark says:

    Molon Labe Bitches!!!

  69. avatar JAS says:

    There’s the son of a beach that stole our Depends! GET HIM!!

  70. avatar sota says:

    More balls in that picture than in all of Congress put together.

  71. avatar SD3 says:

    7 guys who can *still* kick your a$$ any day of the week.

  72. avatar sonnyroofy says:

    Don’t fire ’till you see the whites of their Polydent!

  73. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    The televison producers were running out of ideas when Smith said, “What about a show that’s a cross between F Troop and Gilligan’s Island where they try to free Hogan’s Heros?”

  74. avatar Martin B says:

    There was only one take for that scene. And no more action shots for a week. That mop looks dangerous!

  75. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Hogan’s Zeros

  76. avatar NickInTX says:

    Kirsten is over there?? GET OUT OF MY WAY!

  77. avatar Mike says:

    Benny Hill Teaches Basic Training!

  78. avatar graham s says:

    Dads Army great show about the Home Guard!
    Was on the TV in the 70’s and 80’s
    Show some respect.

  79. avatar drmrs says:

    How dare they refer to us as the “Forgotten Column!” drmrs 3/23/2014

  80. avatar Ken says:

    The US military after 8 years of Obama.

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