He ain’t missing the wedding THIS time…
Bridesmaids 2: The Reckoning
“…..so then they say that they were The Deadly Viper Assasination Squad and I just laughed like hell and pulled this out and told them that Bill can kiss my azz and plugged them all”
Their trigger discipline needs more discipline. Someone was going to say it.
Someone else will say it anyway and someone after them; so instead of solving the problem your just piling on.
They shouldn’t have their fingers on the triggers, either.
And that son is what a high capacity wedding looks like.
I have heard of a shotgun wedding, but a modern sporting rifle wedding? That is new to me.
This is what double-barrel Joe is trying to take away!
“Now remember, when the groom says, ‘I do,’, we pull these out from under our gowns, and no one leaves alive. Except the groom.”
You may Kriss the bride.
Three Brides in search for Mr. Right.
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?
Well now that is a hell of a wedding. 🙂
i’m not too impressed by three below average looking women with no trigger discipline
Thats ok this isn’t designed to please you it’s designed to provide joke fodder for the rest of us.
bride to brides maids..”does this AR make my ass look fat?”
“Shotgun wedding? Puhlease”
following the nuptials, the bridesmaids prepare for some celebratory fire after years of waiting for Audrey to finally marry Seymour
“A backstop of our own
And patterns in bold ink
A good exploding target set
For when we want to plink
A picture out of online TTAG magazine…
On a target range we’ll share
===|==============/ Keith DeHavelle
They won’t let us throw rice anymore. So you know what to do when they release those doves…
Somthing old, something new,
Something borrowed, something blued.
” “I will not have a shotgun wedding,” he says.”
I like your first one.
Not your Daddy’s shotgun wedding.
David Koresh’s wedding photos.
Should have quit while you were ahead.
Something fornicated, something phosphated?
dammit, too late, that was mine
Yep, I think we’re done here.
66, you are killing it, man!
ding ding ding!
While the others laughed at her for holding “just” a pistol, Sheila couldn’t help but smirk, secure in the knowledge that she was the only one not compensating for a small penis.
No trigger discipline: 2/10 would not bang.
Its a nice day for a Knights Armament wedding.
New from A&E combines Sister Wives with The Batchlorette to be called Sister Wives begins the new season with the wedding. One lucky guy will meet and marry these eager brides. Good luck and may the best man win.
Moms demand “action”!
And he was smart enough to know we would love going to the range, that’s why I love him.
Eat your heart out feinswine bit..h, Randy
Three brides enter, one bride leaves.
Tonight on Bravo.
“Till Death due us apart”
“If anybody here objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace”
“If anyone here objects to this union, speak now AND forever hold your peace.”
Hahahaha he’s with all three of us
If he does not marry you this time, HE and his family are going down this time!
Here comes the nine
No more ugly bridesmaid dresses!
The freshman of the bridal trigger finger education class.
Do these colours co-ordinate?
No one will ask if they DESERVE to wear white.
Is that a SAW on the right?
Nope, it’s a HOE…
Sadie Hawkins day just took a terrible turn.
Bridesmaids for Obama’s daughter
3 brides for “3-gunners”.
“It WOULD be a shotgun wedding, if our Daddy owned one.”
Wet Dream: Shannon Watts’ daughters’ wedding day and they marry against mommy dearest’s wishes
“Next on NBC, Dirk Diggler stars in “My Three Sons”. Dirk and Shannon don’t see eye-to-eye at the rehearsal dinner. Will it be enough to call off the weddings? Stay tuned”
Send a copy to Joe Biden.
3 weddings and a funeral !
Obama says gay marriage should be legal; we say 3-lesbian marriages should be too!
Gowns by Oscar de la Remington.
After the wedding, guests toss Browning rice on the bride & groom.
aren’t the girls supposed to keep their fingers to themselves until after the wedding?
Lock arms as you walk down the aisle.
It was a lovely wedding . . . a bitter 3-cling to guns ceremony.
New from Blackhawk!
Tactical Wedding Dresses in Arctic White digi-camo
And then I asked him, “you’re not getting cold feet are you?”, and he said “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” Hahahahahha!!!
“No I don’t feel like a cheapskate. I stuck with tradition and got him a watch. He is the one that splurged. Haha”
On their wedding day, two hearts come together that pack heat as one.
The other 69 virgins are taking a break. We’re your escort.
The family that open marries together open carries together.
Good thing those arctic white stocks are coming out so our accessories will match the dress for the wedding.
He’s making you sign a pre-nup? We’ll see about that!
” And they told us registering at GunBroker wouldn’t work!”
Oh thank god… Here I thought it was going to be a shotgun wedding!
Charlie’s Angels, the straight to dvd sequel.
Is the girl on the right holding a SAW? Must be an Isreali wedding.
Cold feet? Not an option.
Do NOT tell this bride the joke about why brides wear white.
It was not a shotgun wedding.
……..so I told him “no honey, size doesn’t matter, but caliber does”
We’re cleared “weapons hot”. Just let somebody object this time!
shotgun weddings are so 20th century
I am sorry ladies, but no getting loaded until after the ceremony.
Shotgun weddings: San Francisco
Hey … Where’d you find a picture from my wife’s bachelorette party?
let the money dance begin
The ushers and best man don’t know it yet, but they’re all doing a full monty dance at the reception. To the music of the Village People.
“The photographer is not in charge of my wedding…”
Weapons by FN, women by GLOCK.
Tonight, he will perform exactly as instructed and will only be released when I’m satisfied!!!!
“Shotgun wedding”? How old-school.
The wedding party’s black accoutrements complimented a very modern tactical design theme.
Shotgun weddings are so passe.
Say YES to the GUN!
Going to the opera may be a black tie affair, but this wedding is strictly a black GUN affair.
For the love of God, someone get those girls some real guns.
Gonna find me a maaaaan.
At least you’re not in the closet any more.
” and thats how you handle the Mother-in-law!”
Get your fingers out of the f–king trigger wells!
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