Ok fido, you go get the cat nip smugglers, I’ll cover you from here.
Dad… Dad.. He is the one that took my bone!
Is that a Reising?
I think so. I dig the ol M50.
Yep, unsuited for the rigors of combat it was relegated to second line duties.
There are a couple on gun broker right now for 5,500 bucks.
What a cool lead delivery device. On my list.
If you get one look for the markings. They were quickly removed from military service and most went to police departments and prisons. Where they mostly sat unused in armories.
Yup. These are marked DPD on the stock. Ad says Dallas.
About 8 pictures down. Did you see the buggered screw head? A reising. A police armory queen with buggered screws. I wouldn’t buy it. Even if it was legal in CA.
Caption on this site says: United States Coast Guardsman with M50 Reising submachine gun and dog on a beach in the United States, circa 1941-1945
A man, his dog, and a Reising M40 SMG. Better prepared than Great Britain me thinks.
BTW, I mean M50.
Spotter dog’s grand pappy.
Rare photo unearthed of Rin tin-tin’s grandpappy during his years with the Navy.
Most likely Coast Guard Beach Patrol, not the Navy.
Uhhh, grandson? Rin Tin Tin was WWI, the M-50 Reising was WWII.
The pic was actually taken from the Wikipedia entry for the M-50. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M50_Reising
1918-1932 but there were multiple generations.
What’s that boy? Тимми fell down the скважина?
Winner!( Wish I could say it in Cyrillic)
1. Google Translate.
It’s easy! Like being President!
Spinach? Who needs spinach?
Ok boss, you shoot em, and I’ll drag em back… by the way, what’s our limit?
OK, boy nothing to worry about……. It’s not just a donkey it’s those liberal A$$ES coming for our rights sick-em!
A gun and a dog – the two best friends of man.
Sailor: “They say these Nazis are crazy sons of bitches. Can’t be trusted.”
“Say kid, what kind of shepherd did you say you were?”
Dog: “…..Uh, Australian?”
LOL! Why do I like this one so much?
This one wins.
Here we see a sailer being instructed in the finer points of marksmanship.
This is the only safe German on this beach
Photo Exceprt: The Hunt for the Designer of the Navy Dress Blue Uniform
The liberal media’s new pet peeve….the sand castle laws
USCG not Navy 😉
Dangit Rin-Tin-Tin, I know they’re lead bullets, but we’ve been shipwrecked here for weeks, and those sandpipers look mighty tasty!
What’s that, Lassie? Cuomo wants my gun? We’ll tell him it fell down a well!
It’s not gay underway, it’s only queer at the pier.
“I’m glad you came and got me boy, you’re right, that’s one big freakin’ cat!”
Although Seaman John Stenson and his German Shepard Hans, were stationed on California Coastal Patrol during WW2, there were no Shiba Inu’s available to act as translators if the Japanese invaded.
It was hoped that because of the Axis Aliance, there would be at least a few Jap troops that spoke German.
SM Smukatelli, was not happy about todays dress blue inspection.
Ok boy, where were those seagulls, see if they shit on my uniform again. Yes you can have as many as you want and a steak too.
Man’s best friend, and a dog.
Did you see that, boy? There’s a little village down there. And a fat guy in a blue shirt yellin’ at a little skinny guy in a red shirt. Maybe they know how to get off this island!
Ahh yes the Jonas Grumby and his little buddy. like
Winner … for the best use of an obscure Gilligan’s Island reference.
Check out the sling, taut to the mag
Ship shape or what?
The concept of “beach-babe hunting” was lost on these two.
Plan A: Find Timmy, no Lassie, I get RTT
Plan B: Improvise, adapt, overcome, SNAFU
Schutzhund? More like Shootzhund.
I crack myself up.
“The cast of Jersey shore, was finally going down.”
this. I was going to say ‘ready? fetch!’
Realizing that Lassie’s Southern accent made him think Timmy was stuck in a “whale,” Gilligan planned revenge with help from Rin Tin Tin.
Sailor: Dog, I hope you’re ready to kill those German bastards!
“Listen, Nimrod. I can fetch a ball. I can fetch a stick. But even Lassie can’t fetch a freakin’ bullet.”
Well boy, it’s just you and me. Them Nazis don’t stand a chance.
The adventures of doughboy and kraut Shepard.
I’ll shoot em, and then YOU eat them!!
Look out, Fido, the tide is Reising.
Glad I read all of them before posting, because this was going to be my idea haha.
The opening scene of a Roger Corman movie.
I’m not fetchin anything until you take your booger hook off the bang switch.
I know you expected something else when I said “Hey lets go check out some b1tches at the beach”, but – hey wait – Is that Keeanu making another surfer movie? Ok I’ll drop him. You fetch him. Disaster averted.
I’ll quote the defenders of Wake Island…
Coast Guard photo ops: enraging the real warriors since 1942.
The coast guard has fought in every war since the revolution.
Navy S.E.A.L., the early years with a mark 1 mod zero hair missile.
Hair missile, +1
I’ll shoot em & then you go bite them. We’ll teach those clam diggers to poach on our beach, Randy
Dogs and guns. Looks like MURRCA.
Looks like the dog is leaving more than paw-prints in the sand. Good boy!
“We’ll take out that MG nest, then storm the tren- No! They don’t have bacon! God!.”
This coast guard disguise didn’t fool em. Coppers still on my tail. Luckily they always shoot the dog first. (I think it is a rule)
Do you feel lucky? well do you Lucky? do you boy?
Somebody just stole the wrong goddamn box of Cracker Jack…
+1 now THAT is funny.
Did you see that, boy? Fonzi totally just cleared that shark!
My Dad told stories of M50s and jack rabbit hunting in the CA desert . The perks of being an AO
I had this two GI Joe figures when I was a kid.
But I only have 12 rounds and there are 30 squirrels!
Timmy and Rinnie join the Navy, save the world, get married and live happily ever after.
Watching the Reising sun!
Back when men were men and did not whine and complain all the time.
This is the last time a kid is going to fall into that well lassie!
Aim for the Cat!!!!!!
“OK, Fido… I’m going to clip this sling to your collar, and your right paw comes up under the barrel like this… Then you take your left paw and…”
Sorry boy, you’re too short to be a Coastie; we have to be at least 6′ tall so we can walk to shore if the ship sinks.
The military didn’t issue me any sunglasses. I’m sun blind and can’t see anything. I will shoot the first thing I hear! “ARAFF-ARAFF.” “BANG-BANG-BANG.” I just won another medal. drmrs 1/28/2014
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