Three friends were getting ready to tee off on the golf course when a single guy walked up and asked if he could join them. They agreed to make it a foursome. While waiting to tee it up on the fourth hole, a par five, one of the three asked the stranger what he did for a living. He replied that he was an assassin. They all stopped and stared at him. He told them not to worry, that none of them were his targets . . .
They asked him how he usually killed people and he pulled an AI rifle in .308 with a Nightforce scope out of his golf bag. The three admired the fine gun and Bill asked if he could look through the scope as his house was near the next green, about 500 yards away. The assassin said sure, and handed the rifle to Bill.
As Bill was looking through the scope he said, “Hey, my wife is in our bedroom, and she’s naked!” A moment later he shouted, “HEY! My neighbor Mikey is there and he’s naked, too!” Then he asked the assassin how much he would charge to kill the two cheaters.
The hit man said he’d charge $10,000 apiece.
Bill handed the rifle back and said, “Done. Can you shoot my wife in the mouth? I’m done listening to her whining and complaining. Oh and shoot Mikey’s Johnson off for cheating with her!”
Several minutes pass as the hit man stared through the scope when Bill asks him what was taking so long.
The hit man says “Hang on, I think I can give you a two for one shot.”
[h/t Tom in Oregon]
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