Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Jeff from FL says:

    “I like my muskets like I like my moustache’s. Long, and brown.”

  2. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Wild Bills brother, Frank ” no hands” Cody, often reminisced while looking at his wedding photo.

    1. avatar Model 31 says:

      His friends called him “Stumpy”.

  3. avatar AaronW says:

    Her hat, with its creepy pair of penetrating eyes, would put the pairs’ adversaries in a trance, while her husband cooly lined up his shot.

  4. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Origins of ‘Eastbound & Down’?

  5. avatar crm114 says:

    Freakin’ hipsters with the sepia filters on their camera phones. “Look at how ironically I’m holding this gun! I’ve got my hand over the muzzle!”

  6. avatar JeffR says:

    Thinking back, we were content, even without any “help” from the state.

  7. avatar vioshi says:

    Brain suckers in camouflage.

  8. avatar Oddux says:

    The last photo of the famous Stage Coach robbers Jane “Muppet-Eyes Hat” Watson and John Emmett “Hooker Boots” Smith.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I laughed my arse off! Had to scroll back up.

    2. avatar JoshtheViking says:


    3. avatar Andrew says:

      Oh my god – WINNER.

  9. avatar Hal says:

    Surprisingly, cross-dressing was more socially acceptable in the 19th century than once thought.

  10. avatar Ing says:

    Wuuuv… Twue wuv… (and one man’s very long…er…musket) is what bwings us togetha…today.

    1. avatar Colt Magnum says:

      That’s inconceivable!

  11. avatar Roscoe says:

    Stay frisky, my friend.

  12. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    “My Man’s New Rapid Reload Musket is Big enough to go Bang Bang All Night long!! “

  13. avatar Phil says:

    Miss Kay’s wet dream…

  14. avatar KMc says:

    Ma & Pa Kettle, the Frontier Years.

  15. avatar jirdesteva says:

    Cowboy action meets antique boardwalk photo shoppe!

  16. avatar jwm says:

    The very first Gay Pride parade. San Francisco–1875.

  17. avatar ready.fire.aim says:

    hurry up and take the picture I gotta Pee….

  18. avatar Rich Grise says:

    “You kin have mah mayun when you prah him from mah cold, daid finguhs.”

  19. avatar ensitue says:

    Holy Carp that guy’s hung!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Well, we know where your focus was. It’s okay, don’t ask, don’t tell.

    2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

      This comment made me laugh so hard I actually cried.

      You win the Internet for today.

    3. avatar peirsonb says:

      So what’s worse: the original post or the fact that I just spent a cool minute staring at the picture trying to figure out how he saw that?

      1. avatar Rich Grise says:

        It took me less than a second to see that the guy is very obviously dressing right.

        Either that or he’s got a zucchini in his pants.

    4. avatar Phil says:

      Second, I was thinking the same thing but didn’t want to be “that guy!”

  20. avatar peirsonb says:

    Have a picture from my honeymoon that looks just like that….

  21. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    GEE HON …. you shoulda bought the VersaMax instead ….

  22. avatar Patrick says:

    Oh, she does have two legs. I was convinced she didn’t.

  23. avatar Ima Yeti says:

    Esmerelda was enraptured by the size of what’s his names gun.

  24. avatar jsallison says:

    I loves me a man who sports a Smokin Joe Biden’s home defense special…

  25. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    “Oh Mark, you’re just the rugged man I was looking for,” said Mrs Gifford.

  26. avatar Gary Schulze says:

    “Oh Wild Bill, can I try your long gun?”
    “Annie, anything for you, but take your time. Pull that trigger slow and easy.”

  27. avatar kevin stevens says:

    Who siad knee boots were just for women….my rifle will challenge those that disagree.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Um. That’s a shotgun.

  28. avatar Phil says:

    Back when Chuck Norris would’ve just been another man in the woods.

  29. avatar Cameron S. says:

    A woman can always lean on her man for help. A man can always lean on his gun.

  30. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    1. avatar jirdesteva says:

      Reminds me of Mars Attacks!.

      1. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

        I looked for a Mars Attacks clip but I couldn’t find the whole scene so I went with this one.

  31. avatar DanRRZ says:

    And here students we have one of the earliest known examples of camel toe caught in photo…historians have labeled this work moose hunter’s moose knuckle.

  32. avatar Ralph says:

    “We use L’Oreal Paris Advanced Haircare enriched with Hoppes Lubricating Oil. Because we’re worth it.”

  33. avatar brian says:

    You would have figured he would learned a lesson about muzzle awareness after what happened to Jane but, no. He had to tempt fate.

  34. avatar Crunkleross says:

    All this love talk, I got me a hard-on. You wanna see?

  35. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Mongrel: The Hunter of Bounties”

    Coming to a nickelodeon nearest to you in the Year of our Lord 1903!

  36. avatar Justin says:

    ” And this was the next step in the evolution of the redneck circa 1976. Also note that was the around the height of Kenny Rogers’ career.”

  37. avatar Justin says:

    It’s good to see Travis Tritt is making public appearances again.

  38. avatar Steve from WI says:

    Who else wants a mustache ride?

  39. avatar Andrew says:

    Morgan Spurlock and Anonymous Vegan Lesbian try out life under Diane Feinstein’s new “allowed firearms” act.

  40. avatar Mike says:

    Show my wife that Robert stole our picutre and she said, ‘where’s my gun?’ I said, right heeeerrrrreee! Pew pew pew!’

  41. avatar DanRRZ says:

    Furry Beaver High School Prom King and Queen, Class of 1802.

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