“I like my muskets like I like my moustache’s. Long, and brown.”
Wild Bills brother, Frank ” no hands” Cody, often reminisced while looking at his wedding photo.
His friends called him “Stumpy”.
Her hat, with its creepy pair of penetrating eyes, would put the pairs’ adversaries in a trance, while her husband cooly lined up his shot.
Origins of ‘Eastbound & Down’?
Freakin’ hipsters with the sepia filters on their camera phones. “Look at how ironically I’m holding this gun! I’ve got my hand over the muzzle!”
Thinking back, we were content, even without any “help” from the state.
Brain suckers in camouflage.
The last photo of the famous Stage Coach robbers Jane “Muppet-Eyes Hat” Watson and John Emmett “Hooker Boots” Smith.
I laughed my arse off! Had to scroll back up.
Oh my god – WINNER.
Surprisingly, cross-dressing was more socially acceptable in the 19th century than once thought.
Wuuuv… Twue wuv… (and one man’s very long…er…musket) is what bwings us togetha…today.
Stay frisky, my friend.
“My Man’s New Rapid Reload Musket is Big enough to go Bang Bang All Night long!! “
Miss Kay’s wet dream…
Ma & Pa Kettle, the Frontier Years.
Cowboy action meets antique boardwalk photo shoppe!
The very first Gay Pride parade. San Francisco–1875.
hurry up and take the picture I gotta Pee….
“You kin have mah mayun when you prah him from mah cold, daid finguhs.”
Holy Carp that guy’s hung!
Well, we know where your focus was. It’s okay, don’t ask, don’t tell.
This comment made me laugh so hard I actually cried.
You win the Internet for today.
So what’s worse: the original post or the fact that I just spent a cool minute staring at the picture trying to figure out how he saw that?
It took me less than a second to see that the guy is very obviously dressing right.
Either that or he’s got a zucchini in his pants.
Second, I was thinking the same thing but didn’t want to be “that guy!”
Have a picture from my honeymoon that looks just like that….
GEE HON …. you shoulda bought the VersaMax instead ….
Oh, she does have two legs. I was convinced she didn’t.
Esmerelda was enraptured by the size of what’s his names gun.
I loves me a man who sports a Smokin Joe Biden’s home defense special…
“Oh Mark, you’re just the rugged man I was looking for,” said Mrs Gifford.
“Oh Wild Bill, can I try your long gun?”
“Annie, anything for you, but take your time. Pull that trigger slow and easy.”
Who siad knee boots were just for women….my rifle will challenge those that disagree.
Um. That’s a shotgun.
Back when Chuck Norris would’ve just been another man in the woods.
A woman can always lean on her man for help. A man can always lean on his gun.
Reminds me of Mars Attacks!.
I looked for a Mars Attacks clip but I couldn’t find the whole scene so I went with this one.
And here students we have one of the earliest known examples of camel toe caught in photo…historians have labeled this work moose hunter’s moose knuckle.
“We use L’Oreal Paris Advanced Haircare enriched with Hoppes Lubricating Oil. Because we’re worth it.”
You would have figured he would learned a lesson about muzzle awareness after what happened to Jane but, no. He had to tempt fate.
All this love talk, I got me a hard-on. You wanna see?
“Mongrel: The Hunter of Bounties”
Coming to a nickelodeon nearest to you in the Year of our Lord 1903!
” And this was the next step in the evolution of the redneck circa 1976. Also note that was the around the height of Kenny Rogers’ career.”
It’s good to see Travis Tritt is making public appearances again.
Who else wants a mustache ride?
Morgan Spurlock and Anonymous Vegan Lesbian try out life under Diane Feinstein’s new “allowed firearms” act.
Show my wife that Robert stole our picutre and she said, ‘where’s my gun?’ I said, right heeeerrrrreee! Pew pew pew!’
Furry Beaver High School Prom King and Queen, Class of 1802.
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