“A wisecrack about bombshell actress Megan Fox spurred a South Miami teen to murder his father, a jailhouse informant told jurors Tuesday,” miamiherald.com reports. “Jason Beckman, on trial for killing his politician father in April 2009, confided to fellow jail inmates that just before the shooting, the young man had asked his father about the raven-haired Transformers star.” Nope. He didn’t ask Dad for Fox’s character’s name (Mikaela Banes). “‘His father told him he wouldn’t know what to do with that,’ the inmate, Michael Nistal, told Miami-Dade jurors. [Jason] Beckman, who prosecutors say talked openly for years about hating his father, grew enraged. ‘So he went and got a shotgun and blew his [father’s] head off. He missed his [father’s] head and shot his [father’s] face and part of his [father’s] neck,’ the inmate said.” So much for you can’t miss with a shotgun. INSERT SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT FOX HUNTING HERE.

 

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29 Responses to Megan Fox Puts A Hex on Murderer’s Father

  1. Sorry for the analogies but..
    You come home and before you are able to smell gas, you flick on a light, the arc from the switch ignites the gas and blows up your house.
    See, it’s all your fault, you blew up your house.

    At the same time, don’t use a match for a light source to do your fireworks inventory.

  2. Just goes to show, a pretty woman can make you forget awfully fast that the post was about a psychotic kid blowing his dad’s face off. Until you remember.

  3. In our youth, whenever my brother or I ooed and ahhhed over a beautiful young lady, my dad used to tell us that we were like a dog that chased a train – we wouldn’t know what to do with it if we caught it. It was just the way he kidded with us. Never once in my life did I ever want to rub him out for saying it.

    What is wrong with kids nowadays?

    • I don’t know. If I had been able to get my hands on Erin Gray (in Buck Roger’s apparel), Pamela Hensley, or Catherine Bach I’m sure we would have talked about the first thing to come up…

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