Weekend Photo Caption Contest


[h/t Tom in Oregon]


  1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    The one on the left. That’s the one that said I was a mean doggie.

  2. avatar Hugh Glass says:

    Last time that cat is gonna mess with us.

    Send it!

  3. avatar Nine says:

    If I make a headshot you get a Scooby-Snack~

  4. avatar Tom Weber says:

    Bob Barker never came in from getting his mail that day…

  5. avatar JoshtheViking says:

    Scooby dooby dooby doo, I see you, pretending you’ve got a sniper. But you’re not fooling me cause I can see *BANG*

  6. avatar BillC says:

    I’m calling it two barks left, and one and a half barks up.

  7. avatar Mark N. says:

    YOU may not have a dog in this fight, but I DO!

  8. avatar Mike says:

    Come on…. it’s MY turn to shoot!

  9. avatar SigGuy says:

    Sight hound 2.0

  10. avatar A-Rod says:

    Look, I know you hate that Watts lady too but we are here because she is a cat lover. Now take the damn shot.

  11. avatar BDub says:

    Sniper: I can’t afford a bipod, cause i spent all my money on this stock.

    Dog: It’s true, this spotting scope is mine.

  12. avatar gs650g says:

    After you plug him I get to eat him

  13. avatar mirgc says:

    Not even a sentence under the picture is required for that one.

  14. avatar tater tot says:

    seeing eye dog

  15. avatar JackinAlabama says:

    “When I make the mouse-sqeak noise, the cat will look around the corner… Get ready!!!!”

  16. avatar CJ says:

    “Will you take the shot already! I could have had him eviscerated by now”

  17. avatar Ralph says:

    When he said “let’s nail us a couple of wild coyotes,” this is not what I had in mind.

    1. avatar JaredFromTampa says:


  18. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    The cat has entered the flowerbed and assumed the position… Send it!

  19. avatar Evan says:

    It’s a dogfight!

  20. avatar ensitue says:

    I asked if you packed the ear plugs, Twice!

  21. avatar Avid Reader says:

    Redefining the term “Service Dog.”

  22. avatar John in Ohio says:

    With a little help from his best friend, Tom got it down to Minute of Cat.

    1. avatar The Original Brad says:


  23. avatar GatorGrabber says:

    It’s said that the spotter is the real brains of the operation.

  24. avatar Andy says:

    A photo as old as the internet.

  25. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    I did! I did see a pooty-cat!

  26. avatar Matt M says:

    After receiving his Iowa permit to carry, he set out to show blind people can shoot straight.

  27. avatar Ross says:

    Australians, can’t even get the simple stuff right.

  28. avatar Tom says:

    “You hit it this time or we don’t eat!”

  29. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    These sequester cuts are getting ridiculous. What’s next, women in combat?

  30. avatar seth says:

    Not shown, Tom even managed to train a golden retriever to police his brass for him.

  31. avatar Marcus Aurelius says:

    “…yeah, I’m not fetching that.”

  32. avatar Hudson says:

    “Do you see him, boy? The son of a bitch that gave me this haircut?”

  33. avatar dwb says:

    I cant believe Fred and Daphne fell for the stupid stoner disguise. Alright Scoob now lets do what we do best. Then lets get a sandwich, hunting zombies makes my tummy rumble.

  34. avatar disthunder says:

    “laugh it up, fuzzball!”

  35. avatar Logan says:

    Man’s best friend is now man’s best spotter… Or worst enemy if you are downrange

  36. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Wow, take that one on the far left, that dog has a face like that senator from California.

  37. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Pictured: Shooter with his Scoping Spot.

    1. avatar John in Ohio says:

      +1 😀

  38. avatar blaine says:

    Round connected…here’s your treat, human.

  39. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Dog: Man, you suck. Baboon didn’t need a spotter….

  40. avatar jwm says:

    And as one a collective chill went up the spine of mailmen everywhere.

  41. avatar William Burke says:

    “Hey Brad… do you see that yellow cat by the tall cottonwood that’s way in the back? TAKE THE SHOT, BAYBEE!”

  42. avatar Rich Grise says:

    You take down dat homeboy, but da bitch be mine!

  43. avatar Defens says:

    “Elevation looks good. Crank in four cl….. SQUIRRELLL!”

    1. Miss- If you don’t improve, you’ll wear the Cone of Shame!

  44. avatar Silentbrick says:

    “Yeah, we’ll see if you ever ‘fix’ another dog now vet!’

  45. avatar 505markf says:

    Au revoire, go-fair.

  46. avatar Scott says:

    3 Milk Bones below and 1 Beggin Strip left

  47. avatar Jay White says:

    Two hares to the right.

  48. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Man’s best friend . . . and a dog.

    1. avatar Rich Grise says:


  49. avatar Bryan says:

    After a strange turn of events, we no longer fear the German war machine.

  50. avatar Charles5 says:

    After crapping in his food dish in response to his incessant midnight howling, Arsenault, the neighbor’s Siamese, grossly underestimated the lengths Rosco would go to in retaliation.

  51. avatar Bryan says:

    Displaying the latest in NATO attire, Heinrich debuts the new German Ghillie suit!

    1. avatar Southern Cross says:

      The pattern is AusCam.

      Dog: Up two clicks and right one.

  52. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    …and his faithful dog,…. Spot.

    1. avatar Charles5 says:


    2. avatar Rikoshay says:

      That’s what I was going to say. You got it. Good one.

  53. avatar Mk10108 says:

    If I had opposable thumbs, I’d school him.

  54. avatar Bryan says:

    Creating a shortage of doctors, we wondered where the new Obamacare plastic surgeons would come from!

  55. avatar Aaronw says:

    “One more bark outta you and I will have you put to sleep and replace you with a Trackingpoint”

  56. avatar robin says:

    You’re shooting at the yellow one?!!! I can’t see the yellow one! Pick something square.

  57. avatar Phil says:

    “Stupid evolution…”

  58. avatar Bryan says:

    Hey Mall Ninja, while we’re having a bonding moment, I’ve been meaning to tell you……err ……you know where my tongues been right?

  59. avatar JayD says:

    You know it’s true friendship when you let your bud use up all your ammo while you spot!

  60. avatar Mr. Bad Timing says:

    “Shooter ready…”
    “Send it…”
    “Uh. A little high and left.”
    “Adjusting. Ready.”
    “Send it.”
    “Yeah. That’s a hit… Can I PLEASE go get the ball now?”

  61. avatar Mike says:

    “Here, Spot!”


    “We meet again, Mailman…”

  62. avatar DanRRZ says:

    ADA Sponsored Blind Precision Shooting Nationals…

    Taking ‘seeing eye dogs’ to a whole new level…

  63. avatar Beauchk says:

    Yup… that’s the cat.

  64. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    German Shepherd: You missed again you nimrod. Give me the rifle, even I can do better than that!

  65. avatar Dave s says:

    I am Not a Retriever, Get it yourself!

  66. avatar Ima Yeti says:

    Woof, woof, wooooof, grrrr, woof, woof! (Loosely translated, “not sure how this will get Timmy out of the well, but I’ll roll with it for a bit.”)

    1. avatar Rich Grise says:

      Ellen DeGeneres once did a whole bit on that, marveling on how good the people were at figuring out what Lassie was trying to say.
      “What’s that, Lassie?”
      “Timmy fell in the well?”
      “He wants us to bring a ladder”
      “An aluminum ladder?”
      “A 32-foot aluminum extension ladder?”
      (Copyright Ellen DeGeneres, used without permission, under the ‘fair use’ provision.)

  67. avatar FridayHarbor says:


  68. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    George Jetson and Astro, before marrying, before flying cars, before kids, and before Spacely Spockets…

  69. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Once upon a time, a handsome man asked an extremely beautiful woman to marry him. The woman said NO, and the man lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to stripper bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Patron tequila.

    He never heard bitching and he never paid child support or alimony. He banged San Diego Charger cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and farted whenever he wanted to and never got cheated on while he was at work. All his friends and family thought he was totally cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up.

    He got to go shooting with his favorite dog anytime he wanted to, dress like a 70’s bush mercenary and grow his hair long.

    —The End

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      See? Fairy tales aren’t just for girls.

      1. avatar Rich Grise says:

        Right now, as I type, the boob tube is playing “The Twilight Zone: The Hunt” and I’m getting weepy.

    2. avatar jwm says:

      The soul of a poet.

    3. avatar Rich Grise says:

      And they lived happily ever after.

  70. avatar Tim says:

    “See Spot. See Spot spot. Spot, Spot, spot!”

    1. avatar Rich Grise says:


    2. avatar John in Ohio says:

      😀 😀 😀

    3. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

      Good one.

      Brings back memories of learning to read with the Dick and Jane primers. I also remember getting stuck on the word “the” one night several times. See Dad help son read. See Dad get mad. See son get sad.

  71. avatar Shawn says:


  72. avatar jirdesteva says:

    Can i get a leg before you cook it?

  73. avatar Excedrine says:

    Man: “I know you don’t like watching your tennis balls going to bits, but you chewed up all my cardboard.”

    Dog: “Oh, no. It’s cool, dude…” And don’t be surprised if you find a nice “present” in your boots again tomorrow morning, fuckface.

  74. avatar JW says:

    You don’t have a dogs chance at hitting that!

  75. avatar Jon R. says:

    Photo evidence that the defendants dog did in fact tell him to kill his neighbors chihuahua.

  76. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Weapons hot. I said shoot that bitch.
    Following a demonstration of ability, the AKC formally recognized the German Spotter as a separate breed.

  77. avatar SHTFoe says:

    Häyhä’s Best Friend: Simo

  78. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    Dog is my spotter.

  79. avatar Joel says:

    You’re arf by about an inch

    1. avatar John in Ohio says:


  80. avatar Joel says:

    Coming soon to Discovery Channel, a new reality series, Dog the Sniper Spotter

  81. avatar Joel says:

    Oh, sorry man, I was looking at this fine bitch downrange.

  82. avatar Joel says:

    Hey anyone here have a tissue, I kinda drooled a bit on the eyepiece

  83. avatar Cameron S. says:

    See Spot. See Spot spot.

  84. avatar KCKKILKEKC says:

    Spotter Dirk Diggler comments to Ralph his shooter,
    “I know you think that Watts broad is a bitch, but hey, that’s ok with me, if you know what I mean!”

  85. avatar Dox47 says:

    The veterinarian never did find out what fix and finish meant…

  86. avatar zora says:

    Call of Duty Ghosts on pc.

  87. avatar JAS says:

    IT”S BACON! Send it!

  88. avatar BubbaRayEarlGeneBob says:

    Mark never got used to being hounded while taking a shot.

  89. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Sparky was sick of his friends being collateral damage, so he took the fight to the cops on their own terms…

  90. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    My instructor once told me that the world is made up of wolves, sheep, and… german shepherds

  91. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    Caving in to pressure from sponsors, Hickok45 and Gunner tweak the show’s format to appeal to the growing tacticool demographic.

  92. avatar jarrett wooten says:

    And that was the last time the cat stole the dogs bed.

  93. avatar Joseph B. Campbell says:

    I told you it was the women’s barracks!

  94. avatar Jacquejet says:

    Shoot already. I could have run him down by now.

  95. avatar Joel says:

    OK Mr. I’ve Got Opposable Thumbs And You Don’t, just pull the damned trigger already

  96. avatar Joel says:

    OK, 300 yards, the fat bastard in the yellow shirt, that’s the guy who used to pull me around with a choke chain.

  97. avatar Joel says:

    Listen up, I’ll bark once for ready, twice for aim, three times for fire.

  98. avatar Joel says:

    BACON!!!! I SEE BACON!!!!!!!!!

  99. avatar Joel says:

    Sorry, I keep panting and fogging up the eyepiece

  100. avatar Joel says:

    Bob the town dog catcher never saw it coming

  101. avatar Joel says:

    Coming soon to a theatre near you, “Fido’s Revenge”

  102. avatar Steve Day says:

    A Spotter named Spot.

  103. avatar Jericho941 says:

    good doge

    very snipe

    much spot

    so ballistic

  104. avatar matt barto says:

    fire… fire… fire… squirrel… fire… fire…

  105. avatar S.CROCK says:

    the mail man is two clicks to the left and one click down,

  106. avatar Carry.45 says:

    Call of duty: ghosts

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