“Well Bill…she’s no looker. But at least you guys aren’t ready to kill each other.”
I’ve heard of shotgun weddinngs, but pistol pictures?
Marriages were more transparent in the old days.
She’s actually right handed, just ambidextrous… giggidy.
First person to move and the other whitey gets it……………….
Did you bring any protection?
I now present to you “Mr. and Mrs. Robin Banks” and the best man Ima Shorty and his wife, Penny Tration.
The Smiths and Wessons–the Early Years.
The key to marital tranquility finally revealed.
and in other news . . . . TTAG uncovers recently discovered and never before seen pictures of Shannon Watts’ grandparents . . . .
You would be here already with that….
as we say in business, stay in your lane
People forget how popular Bonnie and Clyde were back in the day. Regular folk heroes. Role models, really.
Oh, the joys of marriage!
“I’m with stupid.”
That’s what I was thinking…
Looking back, relatives noticed that there were signs of tension in the marriage
This couple took “mutual fingerpointing” to a whole new level.
“Who cut the cheese?!” “She did…” “No I didn’t…he did”
All four of the Rules of Gun Safety were violated, except, strangely for #2…
The 2nd Amendment according to a Liberal.
‘Till death do us part.’ There’s a reason our grandparent’s generation didn’t divorce.
For the happy couple: His and Her Colts!
I know something you don’t know… I am not left-handed!
Best Princess Bride reference of the day.
At least they weren’t using a point and shoot camera.
The weekend couples’ retreat on non-violent communication did not go as planned for Ted and Alice.
“After you.” “No, after y… – no, wait!
So I was on the Central Bank and I had just told the manager to open the safe when I heard this voice cry out ‘Nobody move!’ I turn around, saw her holding that revolver and I knew she was the one.
Trust issues plagued Sid and Nancy thru-out their relationship.
After the shotgun wedding comes the peacemaker divorce.
Just Dating Just Married
Their relationship started off during a Mexican standoff. It blossomed for years until eddie finally looked away, and blam!
Man made marriage, Sam Colt made it fair.
Relationship status: it’s complicated
WTF happened to my tie!?!?
Coed Mexican standoff with witnesses.
They go first. We go second.
The first generation Farago’s arrive in America and publicly promise each other that their forbearers will respect and defend the Constitution of this great land.
From right to left:
“We’re getting married buddy!”
“But I don’t want to get married!”
“You’re tellin’ me…”
Couple on the right:
Man: She burned the bacon and and called me a feminized-wuss.
Woman: He peed in my Cheerios and called my momma a fat hoa.
Couple on the left:
How did we get dragged into this. Neither one of us volunteered to be their seconds.
It’s the non gun owners that are trying to compensate for their shorter… ties.
Trigger discipline never was a priority in the Feinstein family.
Guns in secret, or guns in the open. You decide.
Long before the cold war, mutually assured destruction had an entirely different meaning.
Things go terribly wrong when the Hatfields and McCoys go into the dating website business.
” At the same awkward moment, Edie and Charles both realized that they should have read farther than Chapter Two in Paladin Press’ “Kidnapping Neighbors for Fun and Profit”.
Mr. Jenkins, before we make a final decision about hiring you as a staff marriage counselor, we just have a few questions about your Facebook cover photo.
“Sh*t, no one said this was a drawn gun party, now we look like assholes”
When the argument over which sibling was going to take their special-needs brother and his date to the dance hit a stalemate, Dad suggested they draw for it. Guess he should have mentioned “straws” explicitly.
We’re with the moron twins.
“We’re not twins!”
Only one of them is a happy couple
When looking back at the double murder, family could not find any signs that it could’ve been prevented.
On this week’s episode of “Wife Swap…”
Mark Kelly and wife Gabbie Giffords pose with outdated weapons to “prove” they support the Second Amendment. Gun safety, not so much.
Bill and Sharon realized ammo was cheaper than divorce lawyers
Dan Zimmerman Family Photo
That was cold!
I was thinking Mark and Gabby, but someone beat me to it. How about-
Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, and their hubby’s share some gun fun in the early years.
“Maude and Albert take the old ‘Colt vs. S&W’ rivalry to an entirely new level, while Theodore and Emma look on in astonishment.”
The first “he said, she said”
Honey, are you sure these Bonnie & Clyde Halloween costumes are a good idea? I don’t want people to get the wrong picture.
Oddly, the concept of Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) did not come from his military experience, but was inspired by his parents.
Just say no to drugs.
Bonnie and Clyde in a rare “family moment” photo with Bonnie’s brother Winston and sister Maude-Sarah.
Guess which one is really Eli Manning?
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