[h/t DrVino] Link NSFW
What goes up must come down
Screw a shotgun wedding, we’re having a AK wedding.
‘Cause If you liked it, then you shoulda put a sling on it …
Nice one Mark…you got my vote but I fear that few will get you “All the single ladies” reference.
Should I be embarrassed that I know a Beyonce song?
Yes. Yes you should.
You should be embarrassed if you don’t know a beyonce song.
Insert inevitable comment about trigger finger discipline here.
Catch this bouquet bitches
HA HA! And you all said I’d never marry a Russian Bratva billionaire! Vodka for everyone!
Now who is bride’s maid!
They’re bridesmaids? When I clicked on the photo it took me to Russian PORN. Is this about web site mission creep, or just a fluke?
Spoiler alert: Following that link is NSFW
Yea very. I think the TTAG staff need to chill on surfing russian porn sites. Specially after they got onto RF for posting scantily clad Israeli maidens.
Yeah might want to repost that pic from photoshop or delete the thread entirely.
I especially liked the guy with six large gauge piercings in his scrotum. That made the enchiladas in my gut do a somersault.
Hot link killed. NSFW message posted. Sorry ’bout that.
Shannon Watts at her senior prom.
I think we got a winner right there lol
Just tell Eric Holder you work for a drug cartel and get yourself a couple too!!
I couldn’t catch the bouquet so I blew it out of that other bitches hands…
You’ll wear those bridesmaid’s dresses and you’ll fucking like it! Any questions?
I couldn’t catch the bouquet so I blew it out of that other beyatches hands…
Sorry thought the filter trashed my above comment.
Wyatt F@?&/NG EARP!
Sadly, she seems more manly than the guy with the brandy or wine who I’m assuming is her husband.
S’up, mah bitches!!!
Raise your hand, you got it,
Raise your hand, you know it,
Oh Screw it, raise your fully auto ARMS,
IF YOU’RE SURE.
(Yes I’m a child of the ’80s when that commercial was everywhere.)
One couple rejoices at their bridle registry EPIC WIN!
The tin cans will be spent brass.
That is a hell of an idea. I’m going to have to file that one away.
Ah, Family weddings!
In Soviet Russia, Prom Queen choose who dances.
In Soviet Russia, action demands moms.
3 seconds after this photo was taken the SWAT team showed up. When the new bride tried to show them that the guns were squirt guns full of vodka she became the new corpse bride.
30 seconds before SWAT showed up jwm showed up and bought her guns for 3 cartons of American Cigarettes, And an American Made Cigarette Case!!
When I was a young man 2 packs of Marlboros would have bought her. Inflation, I guess.
Although with the price of ciggies in NYC or Chicago these days, one pack may do it. . .
“You thought I wouldn’t see you sneak out the back? We haven’t even cut the cake yet! This is MY day and you will leave WHEN I SAY YOU CAN LEAVE!”
Honeymoon? We’re going to the jungle to hunt the Sniper Baboon! I’m gonna blow that sucker into last week!
trigger finger! trigger finger!
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Eric Holders wedding gifts.
Screw shotgun weddings. This is 2013, baby!!
Yeah, shotgun weddings are so two thousand and late.
Saying two thousand and late is two thousand and late.
Who objects NOW?
Meet Boris and Ivana Tonokuov
“Best wedding gifts EVER!”
I said that EVERYBODY dances…NOW!!
Boris and Natasha: “Where is Moose and Squirrel!! They not get away this time! The Bastards”!!
I WILL be losing my virginity TONIGHT husband!!!!
Domistic violence prevention measures.
Nia Vardalos was said to have a wayward cousin who got married shortly after she did. This is the only known picture…
Something borrowed, something new…
Someone needs to photo-shop a couple of muzzle flashes on this picture.
It’s rainin brass hallljuha its raining brass..
Mom, Dad, Look what uncle Vlad got us for a wedding gift!
This mom demands some action!!!
“I cannot vait to be making hittings that badonkadonks!” said Jovan as he smoked his celebratory cigarette…
The Zastava cartel version of the Macarena.
The winning model and pose for russias version of the statue of liberty.
I thought guns were outlawed in Jersey.
Registering at Izhmash: Best f**kin’ wedding gifts ever!!!
Something old, something crude, something pitted, something blued.
BUY A RUSSIAN BRIDE, AND SHE’LL GRAB TWO FISTFULS OF COLD, SLAVIC FURY BEFORE WE SLAP THE LID ON HER BOX.
THIS WEEKEND ONLY AT CRAZY CHEKHOV’S RUSSIAN BRIDE IMPORTS!
“Heh’. What do you think ol’ Tim’s gonna find when he goes for her Garter?”
When a grown man can’t enjoy some russian porn this has stopped being an America i want to live in.
Is always Russia.
“… Please speak now or forever hold your peace.”
…and this girls ees how ju stay virgin until wedding night in mehico! Yeeehaaah
It’s MY wedding, dammit!
To: My darling sister Nina
From: Your brother Kyle
Hope you like these. And, as always, have nice day.
P.S. Don’t mess with Jack; the guy is not worth it.
Not to worry.
The toaster doesn’t match blender either.
In the end, Cheryl knew that the gift registry at Bass Pro Shop was the right move.
I did the groomsmen before the wedding! Any questions?
The first take of that scene from Scarface: “Meet my little friend.”
The director decided that this angle just didn’t work with the rest of the movie.
If I want to wear White after Labor Day, I’ll damned well do it!
Nobody will notice the stains on my dress because I’m holding guns in an unsafe manner.
Shots for all!
Second Amendment Motherf*cker!
Announcer: “Betty Lou, you just won the Miss Kentucky pageant! What are you going to do?”
Betty Lou: “I’m going to Knob Creek Range!!!!”
‘Til death do us part.
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots
Shots shots shots shots shots…
HEY! My EYES are up HERE!
You got to push it-this esnatsiel info that is!
Hey hubby…….you’re gonna work it until I’m finished….got any arguments with that!
Another member of the Putin family showing off her guns in public.
“So. Who thinks I look fat in this dress?”
Bang bang Becky was always the life of the party!
Let’s see if that bitch back there looks better after I’m done with her.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
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