“On Wednesday, 4 September at approximately 1800hrs two uniformed officers approached a man in the gardens of Buckingham Palace to verify his identity,” the [London] Metropolitan Police statement conceded. “The man was satisfactorily identified.” At gunpoint. And the winner was . . . Prince Andrew! According to express.co.uk, the Royal’s extremely happy he didn’t emerge from the early evening encounter with an extra hole or two. In him, I mean.