Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar SD3 says:

    Bipod? Oh, that’s not a “bipod” it’s a tripod. See? This is a tactical telescope. Pistol grip is extra…

  2. avatar Eric L says:

    To cut back on cost, mayor Mikey introduced his new security forces.( he STILL has trouble seeing over their shoulders

  3. avatar Matt in FL says:

    I’m from the government and I’m here to help.

    1. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

      In that vein, ‘When all else fails, vote from the teeny-tiny rooftops.’

    2. avatar Ardent says:

      You beat me to it Matt, and somehow I knew it would be you that did. Bravo.

  4. avatar elbushy says:

    Say hello to my LITTLE friend!

  5. avatar Steve says:

    Let’s get expelled from school today! Whaddaya say?

  6. avatar Gun Daddy says:

    That’s right – The UN uses one hand.
    Your terror amuses me.
    It’s not the size of the gun…

  7. avatar jwm says:

    Even Lego Land, that oasis of peace and prosperity, began to see it’s share of that phenom known as “Swatting”.

  8. avatar Bret says:

    Dear god ban the evil black polymer shoulder thing that goes up tactical sniper gun for the Lego children. Just think if it even saves one brick, it will be worth it.

  9. avatar Denny says:

    There’s trouble in Lego town, time for SWAT to lay down the plastic.

  10. avatar In Memphis says:

    They’re ganna sh*t ‘bricks’ when they see me now!

  11. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Sgt Pepper from the Lego PD prepares to raid the Littlest Pet Shop during the recent crackdown on assault inducing Chinese catnip.

  12. avatar racer88 says:

    “Lego my roscoe!”

  13. avatar A-Rod says:

    It’s for the children.

  14. avatar SigGuy says:

    Those little pirate bastards are in trouble now…

    1. avatar Bruce says:

      I like it.

  15. avatar Al W says:

    Where is Mister Bill when you want to get rid of him???

  16. avatar Werewolf1021 says:

    “You thought Legos® were expensive? Introducing the Heckler and Koch brand Lego® firearms! Fifteen times the price of any other Lego® firearms, but you* will buy it.. Because nothing says “Operator” like HK® plastic imitations of real firearms!

    *Citizens need not apply. Because you suck and we hate you.”

    (Heh, PSG1 legos…..)

    1. avatar Not So 1337 says:

      I love you.

  17. avatar chuck (slave to nj) says:

    If gov crusty thinks he’s vonna get my 50 cal he’s got another thing coming

  18. avatar Westex92 says:

    All pets in Lego City can no longer sleep in peace.

  19. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    The militarization wasn’t happening just in agencies like the DEA and FBI, most local police departments were organizing SWAT teams. Even Lego police were tooling up and terrorizing Legotown with no knock 3:00am raids.

  20. avatar Justin says:

    Sly is running out of people to cast for the next expendables movie.

  21. avatar Jason says:

    Hope there are no dogs in that kid’s lego set.

    1. avatar double down on 2A says:

      Ouch …!

  22. avatar In Flagrante Veritas y Libertas says:

    Yes, Lego’s are supposed to snap. But not the way this one did!

  23. avatar dwb says:

    Leg-go my ammo!

  24. avatar Mark N. says:

    “Where are the DOGS!”

  25. avatar Matt in SD says:

    Why so serious?

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:


  26. avatar Hazzard Bagg says:

    Heckler & Koch: We’d rather sell our guns to Lego men than to you civilians.

  27. avatar VSN says:

    Budget cuts have forced the fire department to scale back its services. As such, the SWAT team will now handle all cat-in-tree calls.

  28. avatar wa_2a says:

    “Only LEGO police should have LEGO guns!”

  29. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Lego Tom Cruise poses with sniper carbine in .9mm

  30. avatar Nobster says:

    Black male with gun and suspicious yellow paint on his face….shoot on sight.

  31. avatar jason says:

    am i the only one that thinks it looks like Lon Horiuchi?

  32. avatar DJ says:

    Badges?! We don’t need no steenking badges!

  33. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    “Damn FNGs! One hit and they go to pieces!”

    “I’ll knock yer block off!”

    “My gun floats! Holy Friggin’ Moley, my gun FLOATS!”

  34. avatar John O. says:

    We are from the U.N. and we are here to help you.

  35. avatar Esteve says:

    Command, I think I see the perp behind the Lincoln Log.

  36. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Incidentally, I wonder how many laws this thing violates….

    Barrel length is under 16″, overall is under 26″ and there are no detectable metal parts. It’s sold by stores without a background check and can be purchased across state lines without a transfer. Operation is completely silent with no NFA stamp required. It’s manufactured outside the U.S. and imported without conversion to include the minimum number of domestically manufactured parts. It’s even marketed and sold to children who take it into Gun Free Zones!

    Did I miss any?

  37. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    One last thing–I feel obligated to point out that the character holding that rifle has a shoulder thingy that goes up.

  38. avatar flboots says:

    Badges, badges, We don’t need no steekin badges. Your El Presidenta and El Holder gave me this gun and uniform.

  39. avatar Paul53 says:

    Get your limited edition Boston SWAT team member toy! Fill out your ATF forms 4 and 4473, rub the belly of a unicorn, get a certified picture of you with bigfoot, and when all your children have attained the age of 18 your toy will be sent to your FFL.

  40. avatar SteveO says:

    Looks like a scaled down version of Nick getting ready to give us Pt. II review of MDT TAC21 Rifle Chassis. And in his stealth EMT uniform with badge no less.

  41. avatar S.CROCK says:

    lets go chi town white sox!!!!!!! or else!

  42. avatar Jake Franklin says:

    Double barrel Joe says only lego people need assault rifles!!!!

  43. avatar Kurt M says:

    Draft Heckler and Koch press release

    “For years fans of HK products have asked for a game changing shift towards MSRPs below an arm and a leg. We’ve heard you. Now introducing the Lego line of HK products for a clientele that recognizes that arms and especially legs can easily be replaced…”

  44. avatar Lance says:

    Obama seeks to ban evil black assault Legos!

  45. avatar Bob Damon says:

    You have one hour to bring back the supermodels, or I go Danish on you!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I’ll have a decaf and a cruller while you’re getting that danish.

  46. avatar Bob Damon says:

    At least he’s taller than Stallone.

  47. avatar Henry Bowman says:

    If we start the indoctrination when they’re young, maybe we won’t need “re-education” camps.

  48. avatar AaronW says:

    “As Detroit falls apart brick by brick, this brave cop stands alone.”

  49. avatar Don says:

    I said “jackhammer”

  50. avatar Brad says:

    Retreat @ Twin Lakes neighborhood watch program version 2.0, Sanford, Fla.

  51. avatar TR says:

    Still a better love story than Twilight…

  52. avatar TR says:

    “Why yes, you do have to pry it from my hands. Why?”

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I think we’ve got a winner here folks.

      elbushy’s comment of 18:07 above was my previous front runner, but I think TR’s is gonna be hard to top.

  53. avatar TR says:

    “When all guns are LEGOs, only LEGOs will have guns.”

    “Ken got Barbie, but I’mma get Ken!”

  54. avatar C says:

    Do they even make Lego dogs?

  55. avatar Jon R. says:

    The new “LEGO movie” received a R rating today by the Motion Picture Association of America, for gratuitous violence strong sexual content. Sylvester Stallone commented on his casting as Headshot cop in the new film, saying “I don’t support gun ownership, or letting little kids play with toys that have guns, but then I saw how much they were gonna pay me, and figured, hey! I guess I could do that!”

  56. avatar jwm says:

    Gort….Klaatu, Barada, Nicto!

  57. avatar Shaun L. says:

    You’ll get my gun when you pry it from my room temperature plastic hand.

    Those who melt their guns into bricks deserve neither guns nor bricks.

    Tread on me barefoot again will ya!

    Molon Labe Legoum!

  58. avatar Justin says:

    Tom Berenger is really getting carried away with plastic surgery

  59. avatar Shaun L. says:

    Sometimes the tree of Lego needs to be refreshed with the plastic of heroes and tyrants.

    What do you not understand about “shall not be made of plastic”?

  60. avatar Cameron S. says:

    Collect all 6 members of the Lego™ Task Force!

    Sniper Bob – Comes with one police-only high precision rifle. You can see he has his headset on, vigilantly waiting to take the order to make the hit. However, his 5-o’clock shadow and non-spec baseball cap show us his cool nonchalance. With the perfect balance of duty and character, he makes a great asset to your Lego™ Team!

    Other characters include No-knock Larry, Warrantless Willie, K9-Capper Carlos, Desk Duty Dave, and Double Barrel Joe!

    *WARNING – Not for sale in NY, NJ, MA, MD, IL, CA or CT.*

    1. avatar jwm says:

      For the Win!

    2. avatar Rick says:

      You left out CO

  61. avatar Guardian says:

    Heeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeees Johnny Law!

  62. avatar Gyufygy says:

    Even the Legos can’t find ammo for their guns.

  63. avatar Justin says:

    Better muzzle control and trigger control than most youtube channels

  64. avatar shawn l. says:

    The hell you say…Obama is not going take my rights away.

    Combatbrick.com…i never knew

  65. avatar Justin says:

    We’re going to need some more FBI guys

  66. avatar Al says:

    The new Lego accessory rail. Blocky but extremely flexible.

  67. avatar Shaun L. says:

    THIS is how you build a better police force.

    “assemble” your own team.

    New Lego LEO comes with full auto accessories. *Civilian model only available with musket.

  68. avatar Cameron says:

    “From my cold plastic hands!”

  69. avatar Shaun L. says:

    Is he responding to a call at a Lego trailer park?

  70. avatar Shaun L. says:

    Even his Lego jackboots connect to other Lego heads.

    When seconds count the Legos can be there in minutes.

    Assault Legos only sold in OFWG color schemes.

    Lego Kristen Weiss version coming soon!

    TTAG version comes free with common sense and 4 rules pre-installed!

  71. avatar Pascal says:

    Senator Schumer announced today a ban on 3D printed soldiers after it was reports that these toys can be made by the millions for pennies and children could be endangered by having fun. Schumer said we must stop 3D printing of toys “for the sake of all children, it is not safe for them to have so much fun”

  72. avatar davidw says:

    Glock can kiss my shiny plastic ass

  73. avatar Davis Thompson says:

    Alright, Ken. Get off of Barbie and no one gets hurt.

  74. avatar twency says:

    I’ll get you, and your little dog too!

  75. avatar Justin says:

    I don’t need a length of pull adjustment

  76. avatar Joel says:

    Yellow??!!?? Who you calling yellow???!!!???

  77. avatar Joel says:

    These ain’t your mama’s Legos

  78. avatar mojo says:

    Lego’s new swat team line up, with permanently fixed rifles. For those that believe only “properly trained” legos should carry guns.

  79. avatar mojo says:

    Also that looks painful to step on.

  80. avatar Joel says:

    OK smart ass, you got about 5 seconds to show me some I.D. before I start shootin’ off yer toes

  81. avatar Joel says:

    Size matters? Really? You sure you don’t wanna re-think yer position on that?

  82. avatar Out_Fang_Thief says:

    Get Lego’s new Boston Marathon Bombing Watertown set.
    Go house to house with tactical teams and roust your Lego
    neighbors. Boat and Tsarnaev figure included.(Not shown)

  83. avatar TheSav says:

    This puppy fires these .9mms you’ve all been hearing so much about.

  84. avatar Ben says:

    soap box, ballot box, jury box, Lego box

  85. avatar Don says:

    Only from my cold dead hands will I Lego of my guns!

  86. avatar alanhinMN says:

    New Lego toy Righty Ron(prohibited from leftist schools everywhere).

  87. avatar VaqueroJustice says:

    Target sighted…. Confirmed, It’s a duplo… I’m taking the shot.

  88. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “Now I have a machine gun too.”

  89. avatar PNG says:

    .556mm lead isn’t just for automatic pencils anymore!

  90. avatar LongBeach says:

    Wow, they really cut Adam Kokesh down to size…

  91. avatar Tim says:

    “Yes, sir, due to the sequester, we’re just going to prop this on top of the white house… life-size of course. “

  92. avatar TTACer says:

    Lumberg voice:

    “Um, yeah. If you could just quarter my troops this weekend that would be grrreat. And, uh, I’m gonna need you to quarter them next weekend too. Thanks for that.”

  93. avatar Defens says:

    Legoland Strong!

  94. avatar In Memphis says:

    A frustrated Jerry Sai leaves Recoil to edit LEGO Magazine…

    and takes HK with him.

  95. avatar Craig says:

    I cant believe they took my high-capacity mags!

  96. avatar splic3r says:

    I’m going to take his face… off!

  97. avatar DJC1012 says:

    News Flash:
    Create your own large caliber gopher exterminator !!!
    Data for 3D printers now available .

  98. avatar sota says:

    Lego S.W.A.T.: separating lego bricks from 1000 yards out since 1955.

  99. avatar Lance F says:

    New age printed firearms!

  100. avatar TheSav says:

    “LEGO S.W.A.T. Officer with Rifle- $2.99
    LEGO Chris Dorner sold separately.”
    Lego Chris Dorner- Out of Stock

    1. avatar In Memphis says:

      Lego Tacoma and passengers, some re-assembly required

  101. avatar Chris duran says:

    “Stop motion video act 1 scene 789 take 2”

  102. avatar Nick says:

    “Chris, stop being such a blockhead”

  103. avatar Nick says:

    “Barack, stop being such a blockhead”

  104. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    After the obama administration bailed out Hasbro (r), they replaced the dog with a UN soldier in the game of Monopoly. His only plays were to take over Boardwalk and Park Place to redistribute the value of those properties and monitor the other players.

  105. avatar Bill Brocklesby says:

    Breaking news: An 8 year old child threatened another child today with an assault sniper rifle. Sources say that the police departments SWAT team was called out and shut down the entire town looking for the other accomplice. Reports say after the child was arrested, it was found that he had multiple dangerous weapons in his toy box, including some maximum capacity clips.

  106. avatar JSF01 says:

    The militarization of the police force is being pushed by the new “Law Enforcement Girding Office”.

    “Law Enforcement of Giants Officer” John McClane has a short temper, when it comes to miniature size.

    Can second place get that Lego guy?

  107. avatar Paul53 says:

    Here’s officer Jones responding to the kindergarten where it’s alleged a partially eaten Pop Tart shaped like a bullet was found in the trash!

  108. avatar Wrex Allen says:

    “Greetings civilian. We’re the building blocks to security and I’m here to protect the sh*t out of you!”

  109. avatar Jason says:

    It is true that 90% of Lego sets over 4,000 pieces have their own S.W.A. T team.

  110. avatar Jason says:

    With the success of modern polymer weapons several precincts have been moved to fully polymer officers. They are much lighter, fatigue resistant, and more intelligent than their biological counterparts.

  111. avatar Jason says:

    With the success of modern polymer service pistols, several precincts have been moved to fully polymer officers. They are much lighter, fatigue resistant, and more intelligent than their biological counterparts.

  112. avatar indigo88 says:

    “A number of anti-gun Democrats have introduced legislation banning dangerous, deadly assault weapons in hopes of curbing the excessive LEGO on LEGO violence plaguing children’s imaginations.”


    “Of course I’m compensating for something! I’m a damn LEGO!”

  113. avatar joe says:

    Swatman lego man ™ here for a limited time to up hold chicago’s gun laws with “no knock raids” on the otherwise law abiding lego men

  114. Aaaaaaand the winner is…TR. With this gem:

    “Why yes, you do have to pry it from my hands. Why?”

  115. avatar Matt B. says:

    New from Lego, the New York Police State collection, “because if you your kids have nothing to hide, then nothing to fear”

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