Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Dr. Michael S. Brown says:

    Just the photo alone is hilarious!

    1. avatar Mitch says:

      No relevance to the current post, & I apIogize for that. Now… PLEASE bring back the old format to this site. It is an absolute nitrmare to view on a mobile device (ad likely half of us do). It wasn’t broken- don’t try to fix it. I absolutely hate this new format…. Just wish the “contact us” option was still available. Perhaps it is, but it’s certainly not visible from an iPhone. You tried something new, and it blows the goat. Bring TTAG back to its former glory… It’s near enough to make me go somewhere else, RF & co. This is an abomination!

      1. avatar Chewbacca Defense says:

        View the mobile version, it works fine and is the same it was before the change. Scroll all the way to the bottom of the page for the link to switch it.

      2. avatar Christian says:

        Some of us like the new look… xD

        1. avatar Joke & Dagger says:

          This is TTAG’s Deadspin moment. Mark my words. Despise this new format.

        2. avatar Robert Farago says:

          Your patience is most appreciated. Major tweakage continues.

        3. avatar Evan says:

          Ill be honest, idk of its just my phone but I don’t see any differences at all.

        4. avatar Matt in FL says:

          If you’re on your phone, and you don’t see any differences, then you’re looking at the mobile site. The differences are all on the desktop site, and how it gets rendered by mobile devices.

      3. avatar Pat says:

        I like the new look. A little to white (bright) background maybe, but pretty good.

  2. avatar pwrserge says:

    Beware the newest weapon in the police arsenal. The attack schnauzer.

  3. avatar SigGuy says:

    Snowden looks a lot smaller in person

  4. avatar ensitue says:

    several years ago I was helping a famous laser sight MFG create a Promotional Vid with the help of a County SWAT Team, the shoot was staged at an officers home in the boonies, it went late into the night and pizza’s were ordered. I don’t know who’s idea it was but the 9 man SWAT element decided to do this to the pizza delivery boy. Ahh, simpler times!

  5. avatar BDub says:


    1. avatar wolfpack 46 says:

      that’s a good one lmbo // +1000

    2. avatar CCDWGuy says:

      That was my first thought…It’s not a dog, it’s not a dog don’t shoot.

  6. avatar scottlac says:

    Just shoot the damn thing and be done with it.

  7. avatar jwm says:

    Dammit, Murphy, Hold Fire! It’s not a dog! You know how much trouble we’ll be in if we shoot a Not-A-Dog! The paper work……..

  8. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    30 seconds later the score would be CAT – 2, SWAT – 0.

    1. avatar Sixpack70 says:

      There is another kitty waiting for his turn as a shred-o-matic under the Jeep.

      1. avatar Max says:

        IT’S A TRAP!

      2. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

        That’s no ordinary kitty! (think Monty Python’s Holy Grail – rabbit scene)

        1. avatar jim says:

          ,,,that;s the most bleedim’ fierce rodent you’ve ever seen in you whole bleedin’ life…

        2. avatar jwm says:

          Is it time for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

  9. avatar dudebro says:

    nobody move, nobody get squirt

  10. avatar William Burke says:

    Alabama SWAT team first to subdue pussy. Cat.

  11. avatar nobby says:

    I’m tired of these black cats. They always get away with it and this one looks suspicious as sin. Let’s take him out.

  12. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Even without my goggles, my hand looks just like a cat…

  13. avatar Avid Reader says:

    Tell us where the dog is and nobody gets hurt!

  14. avatar Matt in SD says:

    No caption necessary

  15. avatar Bart says:

    Hey cat . . We know that you know where the secret squirrel snowden is !

  16. avatar Esteve says:

    Hold your fire Fred. They have to be this high before you can shoot one.

  17. avatar Mick says:

    Careful Sargent, I think it’s vest has been armed.

  18. avatar dudebro says:

    SWAT is so pimp, they be denying p*ssy in their face

    1. avatar harrycarry says:


  19. avatar Mick says:

    Forget the warning, I’m taking this pussy down!!!

  20. avatar Cameron S. says:

    I’m just gonna frisk you for nip, keep your paws where I can see them.

    1. avatar Conrad says:

      Dang it, beaten by a whisker…

  21. avatar Conrad says:

    “Get down on all fours and spread out your paws… don’t move!”

  22. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Hello Kitty Tactical Action Figures.

  23. avatar Matt in FL says:

    My buddy Mike and I getting ready to grab his cat for a bath.

  24. avatar Will says:

    “Team B, we go in 1…Team B?”

  25. avatar Bryan says:

    I’ll draw their attention. Fido, Spot and the rest of you dogs make a run for it!

  26. avatar Ralph says:

    Union rules, Sarge. I make him raise his tail, you search his body cavity.

  27. avatar Joleme says:

    Drop your claws!!!! I said drop your claws!!!!

  28. avatar DamDoc says:

    as i tell my dog, cats are no good.

    1. avatar William Burke says:

      Your dog needs you to tell him that?

  29. avatar Mr. Bob says:

    Ah c’mon Frank!! When you said these tacticool uniforms would get us a little pussy, I thought you meant . . .

  30. avatar Joel says:

    Who knew animal control had their own SWAT team?

  31. avatar Bob in NV says:

    Ah c’mon Frank!! When you said these new tacticool uniforms would get us a little puss, I thought you meant . . .

  32. avatar Plumbump says:

    Oh CRAP! I’ts comin right for us!

  33. avatar wolfpack 46 says:

    we only shoot dogs in this town, but if you don’t lower your tail, we will open fire..

  34. avatar LongBeach says:

    Ohhhh, I thought the caller said “Man getting his gat”.
    Petting his cat, you said? F^ckbeans.

  35. avatar Todd says:

    “Hey, kitty…sorry! We thought you were a dog! We cool, right? High five, buddy!”

  36. avatar Ron Burgundy says:

    Always wear protection when stroking the kitty!

    Make sure your buddy has your back too

  37. avatar Moedigger says:

    WAIT!! before you shoot are we at the right house?

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      ya right, that would never happen. it would go more like “shoot it quick, if its the wrong house we have 9 others we can invade.”

  38. avatar MrVigs says:

    I don’t know Jimmy. What if PETA finds out?

    Well we didn’t get all dressed up for nuthin…

  39. avatar James says:

    President Obama takes credit for chasing down the remaining scattered elements of Al-Kata. Bin Kitty is dead, Detroit is alive.

    1. avatar Denny says:

      Winner here, or was it spanish for Wenner here

  40. avatar Louis says:

    Now go on home and use your own litter box.

  41. avatar ChuckN says:

    After receiving complaints of trespassers, Tom recons the area.
    He would later testify how the two interlopers assaulted him and
    how he found it necessary to remove a partial finger. The injured
    trespasser was taken to the local hospital. Mr. Snuggles, of the
    feline response unit, stated that the though the case is still under
    investigation there are no charges were currently pending.

  42. avatar g says:


  43. avatar Gregg says:

    Are you sure it’s not a skunk!!

  44. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    The SWAT team came very close to having to dispatch the owners attack puzzy… 🙂

  45. avatar phoenixNFA says:

    Counter-Terrorists Win.

    1. avatar harrycarry says:


    2. avatar Mamba says:

      CS:KO (Kitty Offensive version)

  46. avatar mountainpass says:

    HALT! We saw you ditch the bicycle, peddling pussy is against the law! We know your Tom is under that Jeep, we’ll get him as well.

  47. avatar Run4 says:

    The Warrior Cop stops for no man. Cats receive a carve-out.

  48. avatar Derrick says:

    The police were stopping and frisking every cat along that particular road that day. No dogs were being stopped. That’s profiling, and profiling is wrong.

  49. avatar flboots says:

    If Wisconsin DNR can kill fawns, We can take out kittens. Who has the salt and pepper.

  50. avatar Pete says:

    Can I pet your pussy?

  51. avatar Bill says:

    Cover me, I’m going to approach the subject…

  52. avatar Bob says:

    Ever since the SWAT team removed the scopes from their rifles and started wearing magnifying glasses, there have been a few problems with misidentifications. Fortunately, they were able to stop this lion before it could hurt anyone.

  53. avatar S.CROCK says:

    “the suspect is about… uh yay big.”

  54. avatar Jim says:

    Sarge.. My force powers don’t work on this kind of P*ssy.

  55. avatar Mecha75 says:

    In related news, Mr Whiskers (seen here) was arrested for having an arsenal of assault claws on his person. “It was tense and I was in fear for my life,” said Officer Davis “Glad I had backup”

    1. avatar ensitue says:


  56. avatar Mediocrates says:

    Bwahahahaha I have no words.

  57. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    NO, NO,
    it’s OK ….
    it is a Democrat !!

  58. avatar gunyouzer says:

    Bad kitty! That’s my pot pie.

  59. avatar Denny says:

    As another Illegal crosses the Border, Obama’s mandate (EO) directed Border Patrol bids the new voter a prosperous life in the new land.

  60. avatar In Memphis says:

    The shooting of the wrong truck in the hunt for Chris Dorner was made up by the media as a macho alternative to what really went wrong.

  61. avatar Al says:

    Hold it still! I can’t hit it at this range unless you hold it still!

  62. avatar Don says:

    Am I being detained? Am I being detained?

  63. avatar Elephant Rider says:

    The one I shot yesterday was “this” big.

  64. avatar Carry Alerts says:

    You are what you shoot.

  65. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    We don’t discriminate between dogs and cats-get back kitty!……..or reap the whirlwind……..

  66. avatar Joel says:

    Neighborhood Watch SWAT Commander George Zimmerman, seen here gesturing towards the suspect, attempts to question a suspicious feline walking through the neighborhood. Police responding to the scene reported finding George scratched and bleeding as the cat turned on him and, once again, kicked his ass. Poor George, won’t he ever learn? His partner was hospitalized due to lack of oxygen caused by uncontrollable laughter.

  67. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    Militarization of Animal Control? This is getting out of hand…

    1. avatar William Burke says:


  68. avatar ensitue says:

    30 years ago this pic would have only raised question marks. Today everyone sees it as a metaphor for Modern America.
    Who besides me realizes that America has fallen into an abyss and that this pic simply illustrates my point?

    1. avatar Eric in Sacramento says:

      I agree completely. I haven’t met a reasonable person that will argue America isn’t a police state.

  69. avatar tickedoffcoloradan says:

    I think NY city is taking their stop and frisk campaign a little to far.

    1. avatar Joel says:

      More like stop & Friskies?

  70. avatar robin says:

    It’s coming right at me! Quick! Shoot it!

  71. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    In this town the cops aren’t the only p*ssies!

    1. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

      This time all hold him. And you shut off the pill down his throat.

  72. avatar watchmenlewis says:


  73. avatar Hobart W. Biegler says:

    I told him camo wasn’t enough, he should have used the gilly suit to sneak past these two

  74. avatar colinp says:

    Here you can see some p***ys also two cats.

  75. avatar Pat Carver says:

    This is how I always dress when I am giving my cat a pill.

  76. avatar LJM says:

    “Where is Elian Gonzalez!?!?! Tell me now dammit!”

  77. avatar tfunk says:

    While SGT Perkins was admiring his PEQ2 and totally bitchin’ vertical foregrip, Officer Davis was hoping the tabby would ignore the instigating catcalls from the “white-blacks” that had crowded around the scene. He didn’t want this one to turn out like all those dog incidents…even though the dogs deserved it…oh yes, they deserved it…they ALL do…

  78. avatar Roscoe says:

    Hey sarge, should I shoot this squirley muthor pheuquer?

  79. avatar geoffb says:

    Winters get pretty long up there so when summer comes things get weird on the “sunrise side.”

  80. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “The gig is up, Mittens; you poop in Daryl Gates’ flower bed, you pay the price!”

  81. avatar BillF says:

    “You better come back with a lot more guys”, Mr Peepers said as he turned and walked away.

  82. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Finally, the police had caught up with PePe, the famous cat-burglar.
    Later, they would find that PePe had bought a cat-a-maran, and was living the good life on Cat-alina Island.
    PePe’s victims were cat-a-tonic over the cat-astrophie that had ruined their 9 lives…

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I need to go have a lie down now. A cat nap, so to speak.

  83. avatar Roice says:

    “Concealing those claws without a permit, eh?…..Take Him Down!”

  84. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    Tired of all the crap they got for shooting dogs, the local po-po moved on to cats.

  85. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    Hey! I’m f$#%ing this cat, you just hold it’s tail.

  86. avatar TJ says:

    “Bro, this uniform is a p**sy magnet!”

  87. avatar Jason says:

    Put your paws up! Drop the catnip, DROP IT!

    1. avatar sagebrushracer says:

      beat me to it. +1

  88. avatar jwm says:

    2 rookies that are about to discover that while head and chest armor is important nothing takes the place of good crotch armor.

  89. avatar Alphapod says:

    And.. not a squirrel. Requested deletion of stupid caption.

  90. avatar justin says:

    “Must be this tall to be senselessly slain by police.”

  91. avatar Crashbbear says:

    “No! The assault kittens are black… carry on.”


    “Want to slow their advance without sacrificing Fido? Try Fluffy, now in woodland camo.”

  92. avatar Lolinski says:

    “Its okay Jim, it’s a cat. Just relax man, its a cat.”

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:


  93. avatar CNS says:

    Some people questioned if the department of animal control needed a SWAT team. But today they proved their worth.

  94. avatar Ralph (not that one) says:

    Urban Hunting with Modern Sporting Arms

  95. avatar AaronW says:

    Poor situational awareness guys – one cat distracts them with fluffy cutness, the other one waits in ambush under the engine block of a Jeep Cherokee.

  96. avatar harrycarry says:

    Hey look ma, no hands!

  97. avatar AaronW says:

    “Relax, guys – if the cat is gray, there’s no way it could be construed as profiling.”

  98. avatar Tim U says:

    Not content with their reputation with dog owners, police are now expanding their shoot-on-sight policy to your feline family members too.

  99. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “The basic training for drug-lord sniffing kitty officers went predictably badly when the cat was unable to teach the officers anything useful, to the cat.”

  100. avatar Pascal says:

    Its a good thing cats have 9 lives, because fluffy is about to loose one.

  101. avatar Carlos Cid says:

    “Just put the tail down and nobody will get hurt!!”

  102. avatar Zack says:

    Sir, i found out who redesigned this website.

  103. avatar JAS says:

    In the news today, a SWAT team fired over 50-rounds, killing a cat after it repeatedly failed to obey their verbal commands to “freeze”. The police department is investigating the incident and when asked by reporters why so many shots were fired, the spoke person said “The suspect was at the time a clear and present danger to the officers and made itself a very small, fast moving target.”

  104. avatar Jay in Florida says:

    Awww isn’t that cute.
    For what ever reason they failed to show the next picture.
    The cat scratched the cop for petting it and his cohort blew it to bits…………

  105. avatar J.G. says:

    Wait sarg, its okay, its not a dog. Stand down, stand down.

  106. avatar J.G. says:

    Just like a bunch of gangbangers, theres three of them watching their buddy get arrested. One under the jeep, one by the driver side tire, and one under the other car. These guys were definitely up to no good.

  107. avatar HolyDiver says:

    HEY! Wilson! Stop playing with the airsoft kids and get back to work! This Jeep has a huge fvcking leak and Marty says the Chrysler…, Wilson!, for fvcks sake, hes not even a real cop.

  108. avatar Lewis says:

    Stop right meow!

  109. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    DROP IT! Drop the mouse gun or we’ll shoot!

  110. avatar John L. says:

    HOLD FIRE! HOLD FIRE! It’s a cat, NOT a dog!

  111. avatar Thomas Boyd says:

    Beware, the perp is wearing a scary, black, assault collar.

  112. avatar anon says:

    “yes master we hear and obey”

  113. avatar HiPlanesDrifter says:

    1. Obama’s crack kitchen staff gathering dinner.

    2. Breaking News: President Obama today issued a statement critical of Florida police for ‘acting stupidly’ in their profiling of cat burglars.

    3. Stand your ground, Felix, stand your ground!

    4. Liberal operatives shown gathering potential petition signer for anti-gun measures.

    5. IRS agents demonstrate the penalty for refusing to enroll in ObamaPetcare.

    1. avatar Bob in NV says:

      Dang! Looks like a winner, or 5!

  114. avatar Martin B says:

    State trooper bravely fends off vicious attack by cat – and shoots himself in the hand!

  115. avatar Joe says:

    You can never be too sure. Let’s shoot it.

  116. avatar Vhyrus says:

    look out! it has shoulder things that go up!

  117. avatar David says:

    “I saw this in a movie. If you try hard enough you can kill them with your mind. It works with goats.”

  118. avatar Pat says:

    Think Monty Python, “nothing more dangerous than a wounded Kitten.

  119. avatar Anonemoose says:


  120. avatar Jeff says:

    Here kitty kitty… BANG!

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