Weekend Photo Caption Contest

This week’s winner will get a free download of the incredibly handy FirearmSafe iPhone app via iTunes, courtesy of Bob Reck, the wizard behind the program.


  1. avatar Paul53 says:

    “and this little number fires either .9mm bullets or 40 mm grenades, Mr Bond. Just remember not to pick your nose.”

  2. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Sadly little Suzie’s new prosthetic finger resulted in her being suspended from her elementary school when she pointed it at another student and said “pow”.

  3. avatar Jesse says:

    All those schools were onto something when they banned the finger guns…

  4. avatar In Memphis says:

    And we just lost the argument about kids being suspended for for finger guns.

    1. avatar In Memphis says:

      And I lost the race to make that comment…

  5. avatar DanH says:

    In other news, The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership went into collective apoplexy when they saw this picture.

  6. avatar jwm says:

    Oh crap. The booger hook is the bang switch!

    1. avatar In Memphis says:

      Haha! Win!

    2. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:


    3. avatar CA.Ben says:

      I just laughed so hard I think a lung collapsed

    4. avatar NWGlocker says:

      Got my vote

    5. avatar joleolsen says:


  7. avatar jwm says:

    Oh crap! The booger hook is the bang switch!

  8. avatar jwm says:

    3rd try is the charm. The booger hook is the bang switch.

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      first try was the charm. i still laughed at all three.

  9. avatar LJM says:

    The true “shocker”

  10. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead wrist.

  11. avatar Squiggles says:

    Prepare for your prostate exam, Mr. Bond.

  12. avatar shawn says:

    The new and improved booger finger.

  13. avatar DrVino says:

    I don’t trust anything that has a lower case “i” preceding the name of the product.

  14. avatar imrambi says:

    Pull my finger….

  15. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    You should see what my other fingers can do.

  16. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    ‘Ah, yes… the ol’ gun in the fake finger trick. That’s the second time I fell for it this week.”

    1. avatar zora says:

      Nice Get Smart reference.

  17. avatar Avid Reader says:

    The latest version in the development cycle of the sixties wonder, Sixfinger!


    Hell, I had one and took it to school with me. If a kid did that now, he’d have a felony charge.

  18. avatar Bob Damon says:

    While functional, the engineers have upgraded this prototype to the production version, featuring a relocation of the weapon from the index to the second finger.
    Not only is this a more stable platform, it also pays tribute to the second amendment, while sending a clear message to short rich guys named Bloomberg.

  19. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    Once we are done with this, I want sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their head.

  20. avatar RAE says:


  21. avatar Larry says:

    Don’t you dare pull my finger !

  22. avatar BlindKyle says:

    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “finger bang.”

  23. avatar tfunk says:

    Julie wished she had gone for the knuckle BUIS option, as her thumb was an absolute b!tch to adjust for windage and elevation.

  24. avatar Rattlerjake says:

    “And my leg is a rocket launcher.”

  25. avatar WRice says:

    “She’s handicapped, not helpless.”

  26. avatar Nobby says:

    It’s a handgun, genius.

  27. avatar Paul53 says:

    And for your prostate exam Mr Bond, I will use 2 fingers in case I need a second opinion.

  28. avatar Rattlerjake says:

    Built in my bedroom with my new 3D printer, tomorrow I’ll make breasts that disperse teargas.

  29. avatar Zachariah says:

    And you were worried that I was going to give you the middle finger.

  30. avatar Zachariah says:

    This is what happens when you let Japanese kids play violent video games…

  31. avatar Ivan W/an AR says:


  32. avatar ensitue says:

    On the one hand…..

  33. avatar Brian Why says:


  34. avatar Zach says:

    The photo is from the Korean movie “I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK”. It’s a pretty good, and weird movie.

    1. avatar Crashbbear says:

      this pic reminded me of the Japanese movie “yakuza weapon” ( i think) the dudes arm was a minigun, and there was a chick whose vag was a rocket launcher. that should have been the photo to caption.

  35. avatar Nick says:

    Worst prostate exam…ever.

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      Give me a break! You posted the same thought as me one minute earlier.

  36. avatar Aharon says:

    Nurse Goodhead begins her first day giving proctol exams.

  37. avatar AaronW says:

    I thought you didn’t use the sights when point shooting?

  38. avatar Mediocrates says:

    You’re grounded, and your daddy is going to jail.

  39. I’m sad really. If you are advanced enough to have a cyborg gun-in-finger, you’d think you’d have all the software you would need to aim without a front site. But no, we spent too much money on the gun and not enough on the software.

    Turns out 2113 isn’t that much different from 2013.

  40. avatar Chip says:

    *45 minutes later*

    CSI: Yes sir, she tested positive for GSR.

    Officer: OK Kid, What did you do with the gun?

    Kid: What gun? Do you see a gun around here?

    Officer: *yelling over his shoulder* OK everyone, canvas the area. It’s around here somewhere.

  41. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    I know what you’re thinking. Does this finger hold 5 or 6? Frankly I lost count myself. So you have you ask yourself, ‘ya feeling lucky punk?’ So do you?

  42. avatar zora says:



    The reason it’s not polite to point

  43. avatar Lvl99 says:

    If the gun regulations get any stricter, your gun will be your fingerprint.

  44. avatar Ric Allan says:

    I know Mr Bond, we got the wrong finger…. BUT it’s the right caliber”

  45. avatar dave says:

    “Countess Von Fingerbang, I presume?”

    Surely there are some Archer fans here

  46. avatar barstoolguru says:

    made in north Korea

  47. avatar Bob says:

    Point and shoot.

  48. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Well it’s not quite a vagina but it should get passed security.

  49. avatar Jim Ryan says:

    ‘Pew, pew, pew!’

    1. avatar James from AK says:

      beat me to it.

  50. avatar James St. John says:

    It the 18th century version of Voltton.

  51. avatar mountainpass says:

    The finger thing that goes up!

  52. avatar Roice says:

    “Per our NO VIOLENCE/BULLYING policy I’m afraid liitle Johny will be suspended! And if he’d used the other finger he would REALLY be in trouble!!”

  53. avatar PNG says:

    “Go-go Gadget finger bang!”

  54. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    An improved way to “give someone the finger”…..

  55. avatar Gregolas says:

    Ya know I was skeptical about those oriental manicure shops, but now I’ve tried one it turns out to be a pretty good value!

  56. avatar conceal7 says:

    “……………..see you space cowboy…….”

  57. avatar Duke of Sharon says:

    “Now if I could only find a fellow lesbian whose vagina is also a gun . . . .”

  58. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    1. The sequel to “Edward Scissorhands”, “Regina Pistolfinger”, never quite developed the same cult following.

    2. Mr. & Mrs. Gadget’s goth teen was the envy of all the other goth teens at her school.

  59. avatar Fugue13 says:

    Worst. Manicure. Ever.

  60. avatar Al says:

    If they’re gonna suspend me for it, I’m gonna deserve it.

  61. avatar Bobiojimbo says:


  62. avatar wheelgun says:

    “Domo arigato Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo!”

  63. avatar Will says:

    The all-new Protectron 2000: concealed weapons are best as to not let the world know how much of a hypocrite you are as you rid the world of guns, until you are under threat.

  64. avatar Matthew says:

    Pull my finger.

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