Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Thanks to the wise guys at Italian Gun Grease, we have another prize for this weekend’s winner. The IGG capos have provided us with a great sampler pack of their lubricants and cleaners including Copper Eliminator, Carbon Eliminator, Hunting Lube and Protectant, Tactical Lube and Protectant, a True Grease syringe and some Clearview for your eye protection and optics. We’ll announce the winner here on Monday. But fair warning: anyone posting an egregiously lame entry could find himself sleeping with the fishes.


  1. avatar Wheelgun says:

    Da*m! His is bigger than mine…….. again!

  2. avatar jwm says:

    Me and my brother when Dad yelled he thought he saw revenuers.

  3. avatar Bart says:

    back when I was a lad

  4. avatar C says:

    “We don’t call 911”

  5. avatar Mercator says:

    TTAG children are outstanding in their field.

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  6. avatar MemyselfandI says:

    James Yeager………The Early Years.

  7. avatar AaronW says:

    Iowans have a very long tradition of defending their ethanol subsidies.

  8. avatar Thomas M. says:

    What my friend and I did on our summer break.

  9. avatar nemsis says:

    Kids before Xbox

  10. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    Meanwhile, back at the Ranch…

  11. avatar CountdeMonet says:

    Shirts and skins…Freedom edition.

    1. avatar Jon says:

      Got my vote!

  12. avatar Evan C says:

    Make our day and try to steal THIS hay!

  13. avatar PY-Tactical says:

    Teacher says for all us kids to bring our guns to school for show and tell. After, we get to spend the afternoon shooting in the high school basement. I sure hope the 60s never change!

  14. avatar Mr. Lighter says:

    “Are you from the bank?”

    1. Nice O Brother reference. If that’s what was intended.

  15. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Hay… Is it time to do some shooten now while the sun is-a-shining….

  16. avatar 5spot says:

    Y’all wanta hair bout last lawman came round these parts?
    See dem crosses back yonder…..

  17. avatar Ralph says:

    The Children of the Corn started out innocently enough . . . .

  18. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    This is my rifle. This is my gun……..

  19. avatar Michael Ballducci says:

    The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. “Vámonos, amigos,” he whispered, and threw the busted leather flint craw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusk light.

  20. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    Damn Bob….Whats crawling up the back of your leg?

  21. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    The photo that caused Piers Morgan’s aneurysm.

  22. avatar SubZ says:

    Me and Bubba before CPS took us away to the foster home.

  23. “Say, Tom, what’s a snipe look like?”

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  24. avatar chuck says:

    Difi’s brothers after her cat went “missing” and that’s the real reason she wants an AWB.

  25. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Ya’ cain’t fool me, mister! I know yer from the bank. Now git!

  26. avatar John says:

    “Dad, we had this discussion before, GET A DEERE!”

  27. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Jody, them revenues kilt our parents. Now Pa learned me to always pay my debts, so let’s go…

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      Edit:”killed our folks…”

      What was I thinking?!?

  28. avatar LongBeach says:

    Yeah his is longer, but mine’s thicker. Who’s the ‘big’ brother now?

  29. avatar vioshi says:

    You put super glue on my stock again. Didn’t you?

  30. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    When seconds count, the Sherif is only two days away…

  31. avatar Rambeast says:

    ‘Pa said a nickle to the one that gets the most gophers. I wonder how much for the milkman that makes ‘Ma yell when he’s visitin’.

  32. avatar Bill says:

    This is how Real Boys learn to grow up and be Real Men.

  33. avatar Bob Damon says:

    Once thought lost, this photo of a young Michael Bloomberg was taken the day before his brother lost an eye. Michael, sans his Red Ryder, were sent to New York to live with his crazy uncle.

  34. avatar jwm says:

    Deliverance, the early years.

  35. avatar Labman says:

    Hey Spanky, you still thinking about askin’ Pa for a bump-fire stock fo y’alls birthday ?

  36. avatar Eric says:

    Hey john-boy….I think I saw them Democrats hiding in pa’s field again.

  37. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Awful nice truck ya got here, mister. Yup, it’d be a real shame if somethin’ happened to it…”

  38. avatar HiPlanesDrifter says:

    Good to the last pop.

    Little Leon & Sheldon test the Big Bang Theory.

    S&W: The ultimate driving machine.

    Out here . . . nothing runs like a Steyr.

  39. avatar Don says:

    This used to be called “the path to citizenship”.

  40. avatar zora says:

    Urban kids see a spider and call for their parents, rural kids see a spider and get 22 caliber spider spray.

  41. avatar Farpoint7 says:

    Break out the rifles kids Ma needs something to put in pot for supper. It’s varmint hunting time!

  42. avatar GunPilot says:

    Guns… They’re for the children.

  43. avatar Jon R. says:

    Why reports of child abuse in rural areas are extremely rare.

  44. avatar David says:

    The good old days.

  45. avatar tommy says:

    We are Elmer and Delmer Fudd, WE are Millionaires. We own mansions and yatchets, and hunts wabbits aaall day!

  46. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Right to bear arms, and bare chest.

    Here wood Chuck, I’ve got a surprise for you.

  47. avatar A-Rod says:

    I remember this picture. It’s a freeze frame from that highly accurate historical movie Pearl Harbor. The smaller kid is about to say “Get your hands off me you German!” Or something like that.

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  48. avatar Billy Colman says:

    My Brother and I are real Americans who believe in the 2nd Amendment, but also support Universal background checks and an Assault Weapons ban.

    Brought to you by MAIG and Michael Bloomberg

  49. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    Lookie thare Jim Bob, I ain’t never seed no nakid PETA girls before!

    1. avatar Labman says:

      I wonder if they’re game?

  50. avatar RKflorida says:

    Joe Biden and his brother Billy pose with their first tractor kill.

  51. avatar Nobody says:

    When I was young, I tried to teach Billy Clinton how to shoot. I told him to always know what’s behind your target.
    He said, “You mean like in the background? Check the background?”

    And that, my friends, is how he claims my support on background checks.

  52. avatar Paul53 says:

    So paw said point them thar scatter guns to the left and let me catch a picture……..

  53. avatar jwm says:

    A young Putin.

  54. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “We TOLD that Deere salesman we wasn’t givin’ up our Ford 8N .”

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

      I HAVE an 8N, built in ’42.

  55. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Boys [cough!] I’m done fer; it’s up to you now. If’n they come back fer the rest o’ the truck, blast ’em to Kingdom Come!

  56. avatar LongBeach says:

    They took ‘er JERBS!

  57. Aaaaaaand the winner is AaronW for that Iowa farm subsides crack.

  58. avatar KCK says:

    Shirtless Billy now realises that being the younger, he will be forever second in line for the good stuff as he admires his brother Bobby’s new Wnchester while he holds the old Marlin with the cracked stock.

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