Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Leo338 says:

    Beware the bitter clingers.

  2. avatar Mark N. says:

    The Hatfields–Next Generation

  3. avatar KevinMA says:

    You’re right, I don’t defend my little sister, she’s OK all by herself, and who are you calling 4-eyes?

  4. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    The nuclear family was superseded in American culture by the bust-a-cap-in-ya family.

  5. avatar jwm says:

    Mom and Dad have a little oopsie in their records. They can’t keep guns so me and baby sis have to take up the slack.

  6. avatar David Harmon says:

    The weekend took a tragic turn when Grandpa leaned forward and playfully ruffled their hair…..

  7. avatar Fred Winston says:

    Keeping the Second Amendment alive

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Bonnie and Clyde, part deux

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Bonnie and clyde, prequel?

  9. avatar ensitue says:

    Bitter Booger Hook Clingers: The Untold Story

  10. avatar Cyrano says:

    I’m Fast, she’s Furious. Just try me.

  11. avatar Joel says:

    Young Steven Weissman and his little sister Susie proudly show off two of Steven’s Bar Mitzvah presents as Zayda & Bubbe Weissman lovingly look on.

    1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

      Ding Ding Ding I think we have a winner!!! Or is that a young senator Wiener lol

  12. avatar TTACer says:

    The family that sprays and prays together, stays together.

  13. avatar A-Rod says:

    I kill them and she loots the bodies.

  14. avatar Ralph says:

    Longing to star in their own reality show, the “Real Crips of Orange County” were a little confused about their ethnic identity.

  15. avatar wvumounties8 says:

    The family that shoots together, stays together!

    1. avatar scottlac says:

      The family that shoots together has interlocking fields of fire. 🙂

      1. avatar Avid Reader says:


  16. avatar nobby says:

    Wanted: Someone to teach our two kids about firearms safety.

  17. avatar Uncle Lou says:

    Getting ready to go to Grandpa’s farm for the Easter egg hunt.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:


  18. avatar SubZ says:

    After a rash of vandalism, Lucy and George formed a Playground Watch Group.

  19. avatar KCK says:

    Secret revealed:
    Photographic evidence supports theory that Agents 99 and 86 were actually siblings.

  20. avatar zora says:

    The difference between young and old people when preparing for zombies.

  21. avatar Eric says:

    Meet the REAL fauckers

  22. avatar JNew says:

    No bed time and all the cookies we can eat, yeah grandpa and grandma give us anything we want….or else!

  23. avatar AZ47 says:

    “we live in the bad part of town. our family is a little strapped.”

  24. avatar Roscoe says:

    Gunnar and Nadine Tell head out with their dad and gramma to their parent teacher conferences in Newtown, CA.

    1. avatar Roscoe says:

      That’s in El Dorado County, folks; gun country.

  25. avatar Hanover Fist says:

    We sure are lookin forward to having you over for dinner.

  26. avatar JTwig says:

    Man, all I got for Christmas of ’88 was a Nintendo.

  27. avatar Steve in MA says:

    “And, here is a picture of the Robinsons taken right before church.”

  28. avatar CyborgCowboy says:

    I’m just gonna make an onomatopoeia caption: “Pew pew pew pew”.

    1. avatar Avid Reader says:

      Extra credit for using the word onomatopoeia in a comment on TTAG.

    2. avatar Bob says:

      And spelling it correctly too! … I think.

      1. avatar CyborgCowboy says:

        I had help from SpellCheck, no points for that.

  29. avatar Paul53 says:

    Getting on in years, Ma and Pa did all they could to make sure the young’uns could care for themselves when they were gone.

  30. avatar Paul53 says:

    Try as they might, maw and paw just could not get their daughter to practice proper trigger discipline. Here’s a family pic taken “before the tragic accident.”

  31. avatar Rich Grise says:

    The inalienable Right to Keep and Bear Arms – it’s for the children!

  32. avatar Bluehaman79 says:

    Dad and grandma say I need to be proud of my small arms. They can do anything the bigger kids’ can just fine.

  33. avatar LongBeach says:

    Not pictured: Peepaw.

    (He got uppity and Gam-Gam wasn’t havin’ it)

  34. avatar William says:

    The kids here – God bless ’em – heh heh! – they got Mother and I goin’ to church again!

  35. avatar VVE says:

    Shortly after the Picture was taken tragedy struck and the cause would be poor Trigger control and a hyper dog named Rover.

  36. avatar Fionn MacCumhail says:

    Ma nags, “Timmy, you better smile. Tammy, keep that finger off that trigger and don’t point that muzzle at your brother.”

    Kids both whine, “Ah, Ma….”

  37. avatar Bryan says:

    I turned to sis and said, “It’s a new generation and our voting liberal parents need to learn a thing or two”!

  38. avatar Chip says:

    All the kids used to laugh and call them names.

    used to.

  39. avatar Eric says:

    The real reason Bloomberg is the way he is. His first love chose firearms over him

  40. avatar Pat says:

    The game…….’Spot the libtard’.

  41. avatar Eric Dailey says:

    James Yeager has a small brain.

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