Using coveritlive.com software, TTAG triple-teamed Top Shot All Stars Episode 1 in a carefully coordinated snarkfest. [Replay after the jump.] Only it’s hard to be sarcastic about something that makes watching paint dry seem exciting. Top Shot’s new non-format format—aim at stuff and shoot it—was to suspense what Peter North is to Shakespeare. (Or something like that.) Not to say Top Shot’s now-abandoned Survivor-style format was riveting, but at least the [scripted, edited and faked] interpersonal interplay gave us something to laugh at. The lack of same highlighted the fact that the program’s “personalities” are so bland it’s Top Shot All Snores. In short, the guns were dull (and sounded identical), the competitors soporific and the teeth guy phoned it in. The only thing that could have rescued the show would have been real mortars. So, do we do it again next week?