Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar JMS says:

    Bob flip-flopped on the gun control issue.

    (beer belly control is something he lost on long ago)

    1. avatar Ron Burgundy says:

      Beer gut control, or better said, flip flop retention is maintained by a six pack of Budweiser, just outside the frame. You can see some spills on the shirt.

    2. avatar Roscoe says:

      Too good; way out classes my comment so I’m not gonna even leave it.

  2. avatar Ken says:

    Damn, beat me to it, although I was going to say flip-flopped on open carry. Probably way too obvious though.

  3. avatar dook says:

    This is what happens when ‘common sense holster control’ takes root in california…

  4. avatar LongBeach says:

    Despite having lost his chiseled on-screen physique, MacGyver hadn’t yet lost his penchant for creativity…

  5. avatar Gazzer says:

    Bob knew how to belt out a thong…

    1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:


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  6. avatar Bradley Giebel says:

    That’s why you never wear socks and sandals…the gun would snag.

  7. avatar Bob Wall says:

    Yeah, but is there a left-hand model?

  8. avatar HAVE GUN says:

    The worst Photo Caption yet.

  9. avatar Jon says:

    If the shoe fits….

  10. avatar Steven says:

    Walmart holster – $4.99

    Everyday low prices

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  11. avatar racer88 says:

    Does this holster make me look fat?


    1. avatar Bull57 says:

      Another Redneck Inventor At His Best

  12. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Corporal Johnson, having lost his service weapons in a freak event behind enemy lines, applied the army motto, “Improvise, adapt, and overcome.”

  13. avatar Retro says:

    Maybe he’s a Sandalnista Rebel…

  14. avatar Jeh says:

    If this don’t work, I can conceal carry it under my muffin top

  15. avatar JB says:

    Makin’ do in Margaritaville.

  16. avatar Bradley Giebel says:

    Now featuring armed security …at Sandals Resorts

  17. avatar MBall says:

    Concealed carry, open carry, Mexican carry and…Jimmy Buffett carry.

  18. avatar Bryan says:

    David Hasselfoff auditioning for a new cop show.

  19. avatar scottlac says:

    OMG! Holsters on BOGO at Pay Less!!!

  20. avatar scottlac says:

    Has anyone tried this with a “Liberator” pistol yet? LGSs will be out of business soon if this catches on.

  21. avatar Paul53 says:

    Bart’s choice of attire for casual Friday drew some criticism.

  22. avatar BlinkyPete says:

    Fucking awesome.

  23. avatar Sam Enderby says:

    The wait time at Raven Concealment has really gotten out of hand.

    1. avatar Nuke670 says:

      the wait time had actually been getting shorter. Mine came about a month ahead of their eta. But then again, they do say 14-18 weeks lead time.

  24. avatar gregolas says:

    “Whaddayamean this is inappropriate for the beach party? I’m wearing a thong!”

  25. avatar CA.Ben says:

    Florida Carry

  26. avatar Bryan says:

    After sequestration the Miami FBI sporting their latest tac gear.

  27. avatar A-Rod says:

    What shoes is he wearing cuz either the brown or the black belt has to go.

  28. avatar jwm says:

    There’s being cheap. There’s being a cheap bastard. And then there’s Ed, the brother in law from hell.

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  29. avatar Jim R says:

    “I got your holster like you asked me to, Dad!”
    “Son…you had one job…”

  30. avatar DanH says:

    Finally, your HiPoint gets a holster it deserves…

    1. avatar CA.Ben says:

      hahahahaha best one ever

  31. avatar Swarf says:

    Sandalcarry: Safer Than A SERPA!

  32. avatar OODAloop says:

    Leather for 1911s, plastic for polymers…

  33. avatar Leo338 says:

    My wife isn’t the only one that gets to wear thongs in this house.

    (I know it’s more of a sandal but didn’t realize till after I already posted)

    1. avatar Will says:

      That’s alright. I remember a time when that sandal type was also known as a thong, and what is called a thong now just a G-String.

  34. avatar Don says:

    Mexican carry 2.0

  35. avatar Matt in SD says:

    Who says you can’t carry in a thong?

  36. avatar ErrantVenture says:

    Open Toe Carry.

  37. avatar Jacob Bang Bang says:

    Photo caption contest? Pshh, im too busy wonderin why i never thought of this, lol

  38. avatar Andy says:

    Mississippi open carry bitches! Coming July 1.

  39. avatar g says:

    Bare foot or bear arms?

    He made the obvious choice.

  40. avatar Matt says:

    With this new MAIG approved gun flotation device, loosing your gun in a boating accident will be a thing of the past.

  41. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “The price was right, but Bob was a little worried with the lack of a retention feature in his new holster.”

  42. You copied this from me my friend!!! Here is the proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olHIEnyQp9I

  43. avatar Steve says:

    Open carry like a boss

  44. avatar JagTrek says:

    Having said ” I Ain’t spendin’ no 30 dollars on no dadblamed holster!”, Frugal Joe activated his redneck powers of improvisation and got to workin’. Behold the result of hours of drinking and finger straining labor.

  45. avatar Al says:

    And so my wife says, “when you run outta ammo, you gonna throw your shoe at ’em?”
    So I figure I best have one handy.

  46. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    dude in photo: What do you mean this isn’t a retention holster?!?!?!?

  47. avatar vioshi says:

    Well, you see officer, I was surfing along the jersey shore with all my AR-15s, and mags and such, ’cause I ain’t got a canoe. When a big wave came up and knocked me over. Well with my bad luck this one got stuck in my flip flop and washed up on the beach. Anyways, I need to report some lost guns.

  48. avatar S&W Fan says:

    Glock and Croc, Grocks?

  49. avatar JaxD says:

    Izz neckst, beech wear.

  50. avatar 505markf says:

    Herb was so pleased with his improvised holster that he was eager to model his experimental swim suit made from a ziplock sandwich bag and shoelaces.

  51. avatar SubZ says:

    I used to ankle carry

  52. avatar Closet Gun Nut says:

    You might be a redneck if…

  53. avatar Jerry in Abu Dhabi says:

    “I told you not to put this shirt in the clothes dryer”.

  54. avatar Andy says:

    Typical open carry idiot. Fat, cheap, and wears a sleeveless shirt.

  55. avatar Buckeye Keith says:

    This holster was featured on the Red Green Show.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Not enough duct tape for Red Green.

  56. avatar ensitue says:

    “This is my good shirt and my dress belt.”

  57. avatar In Memphis says:

    After the mayors nephew was kidnapped and violated again, Gecko45 was forced to take budget cuts.

  58. avatar Professor X says:

    What could be safer? It covers the trigger and protects the gun from fungi on the locker room floor.

  59. avatar Pat says:

    One big, black toe keeps Athletes Foot at bay.

  60. avatar Mobile Infantry says:

    The new “FCUK IT” holster from Uncle Mike’s was a big hit at the trailer park.

  61. avatar Mobile Infantry says:

    Eat a d!ck, this is Arizona.

  62. avatar Roscoe says:

    Well…, there’s my holster!

    Now where’s my other sandal???

    And what’d I come out to the garage for in the first place?

  63. avatar Rambeast says:

    Tapco introduces the “OCer on a shoestring” series of holsters.

  64. avatar AaronW says:

    Legend has it that there is a starter holster even more basic than an Uncle Mike’s.

  65. avatar Don says:

    Still better than a nylon holster.

  66. avatar J in NC says:

    Is someone playing Jimmy Buffet’s Maragitaville?

    “…I blew out my flip flop…”

  67. avatar Wiregrass says:

    From Supertuck to WTF.

  68. avatar TZH says:

    Billy got really tired of keeping up with the “tacticool” community

  69. avatar jdb says:

    Hey, this was the only way I could find two matching holsters so I could akimbo carry!

  70. avatar Travis says:

    Bob spent more and went for quality on his holster rather than his Hi-Point.

  71. avatar LongPurple says:

    So tell me, what did he put in his holster?

  72. avatar Ardent says:

    This may give blowing out your flip flop a whole new meaning.

  73. avatar LJM says:

    Open toe sandals are so last season 😉

  74. avatar LJM says:

    Open toe sandals are so last season

  75. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    “Wear a thong to the range day”…

  76. avatar Mark Chamberlain says:


  77. avatar Bob Damon says:

    A brilliant ploy to get Bloomberg and MAIG to waste time and money trying to ban sandals size 6 and larger.

  78. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    Flip flops, not just for floating a power strip in the pool anymore!

  79. avatar kobalt60 says:

    Chancleta holster. Clearly y’all aren’t Cuban or this would make perfect sense.

  80. avatar Christian says:

    Wife (in the other room): “No I have not seen your BlackHawk anywhere, whatever that is. Have you seen my new flip flops?”

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