Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    The first and last “bring your parents to work day” at the Pakistani Army HQ ended tragically after a sudden, unintentional moustache-ectomy involving a grandmother and a loaded AK.

    1. avatar Jess says:

      All these jokes are funny granted. But just for the sake of accuracy I have a correction. They are not pakistani. This is the indian military and that woman holding the gun is the former president of india.

      1. avatar Ing says:

        Interesting… I don’t know my foreign militaries or ministers very well, but if she’s who I think she is, I went to college in Oregon with her nephew–kind of an odd duck, but a pretty good dude. He was in my Ancient Greek class.

        And in this photo I believe she’s saying “Military coup? Not while I’m in charge!”

        Notice how the guy right in front of her is crouched down behind the table.

      2. avatar SD3 says:

        Yes, Madam President, put your finger right there on the trigger. Yes, just like that.

    2. avatar mp504 says:

      “Q-tip?!!!!!!!!!! I don need no stinkin Q-tip!”

  2. avatar Nobby says:

    “I bet I can make that dude on the other side of the table blink”.

  3. avatar Nobby says:

    “You won’t mind me pulling the trigger since you’re the one who was supposed to make sure this rifle is safe, right?”

  4. avatar Nine says:

    ‘Five-Dolla, send you to Allah’

    1. avatar JaxD says:

      Love it.

  5. avatar John C says:

    Recent graduate of the Dianne Feinstein School of Weapons Handling shows off her moves.

  6. avatar imrambi says:

    Gentlemen…. Welcome to Rifle 101. I am the only one trained to handle firearms in this class…

  7. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Boys, THIS is how you do it.”

  8. avatar Nobby says:

    “I will make a fortune selling these to convenience store owners all across the U.S.”

  9. avatar William Burke says:

    “With this weapon, Pakistan will rule the world!”

  10. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Gentleman, This is how you shoot down a drone

  11. avatar Don Ruane says:

    Ma, I told you these JIHAD TOYS are only for us men, you put on the vest over on the car!!!

  12. avatar Dave S says:

    General, About your last efficiency rating, you have to be sequestered.

  13. avatar Kirk says:

    It’s a red-dot sight, clearly.

    1. avatar Gregg says:

      Ok, made me chuckle

        1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:


  14. avatar watchmenlewis says:

    Gun control is using both hands

  15. Um, just FYI. That was taken in India.

    1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

      Bloggers rush to publish. Commenters rush to comment. Especially when they’re “working”. Easier to edit the story, er, correct the comment via follow-up later, no? 🙂

  16. avatar Mediocrates says:

    I am going to stick this in his ear.

  17. “Would you please move your nose slightly to the left?”

  18. avatar Joel says:

    A cleverly disguised Nacy Pelosi takes her gun control campaign to India, with tragic results (note the guy in the helmet ducking down)

  19. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Joe Biden says, “That assault weapon is too powerful for women to use. Get a shotgun.”

  20. avatar Bryan says:

    You know that cheatin’ bastard ex husband of mine yous-ta have a mustache like that!

  21. avatar Dave DuBose says:

    Does this come with fries?

  22. avatar SD3 says:

    *This* karma I can afford!

  23. avatar SubZ says:

    then I ducked behind the slushie machine and pointed like this

  24. avatar IllumFiati says:

    Cheech looks pretty good in that black suit and blue tie…he was heard saying “Hey dudette, keep that finger off the trigger.”

  25. avatar Daniel says:

    Clearly the laser sight is on backwards.

    1. avatar KCK says:

      I declare this entry, the winner

  26. avatar Douglas Todd says:

    “But does it come in pink?”

  27. avatar AaronW says:

    “I aint goin down like Benazir Bhutto. No way, no how…”

  28. avatar إبليس says:

    Tired of being misunderstood by Americans, the employees of Calcutta Call-Center Services took matters into their own hands.

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      Major chuckles!

  29. avatar Gregolas says:

    A little-known fact about Indian marriages is that in addition to picking a bride for their son, his parents also choose the happy couple’s weapons for their” starter arsenal” trousseau.

  30. avatar SpuriusOne says:

    (in Eric Cartman voice) “This is just like the gun I used back in ‘Nam”

  31. avatar Tyler says:

    “On Sen. Feinsteins recent trip to Pakistan…”

  32. avatar CJ says:

    “I like to be in America
    Okay by me in America
    Everything free in America”

  33. avatar Jon R. says:

    “I’ll show those Paki’s what I’m Pack’in!”

    Btw, guys, she is obviously an Hindu Indian, not an Arab Pakistani, there is a huge difference and they hate each other immensely. There’s a chance there animosities towards each other will end in nuclear winter for all of us.

    1. avatar Gyufygy says:

      Arab Pakistani? What?

      1. avatar Jon R. says:

        Brain fart, I was meaning to type Muslim Pakistani, Pakistan is not a Arab nation.

  34. avatar Joez says:

    “Now boys, its called shanthu pottu, and this is how we use to put those little red dots on our foreheads the old fashion way.”

  35. avatar Pat says:

    Let me take care of that mustach.

  36. avatar William says:

    Waldo…… there.

  37. avatar Tim says:

    No, I don’t know what’s behind him. So I CAN break all four at once!

  38. avatar Chris V says:

    (Pakistani peasant goes flying past)

  39. avatar bernard says:

    And you say this one is effective against busloads of rapists? Very nice.

  40. avatar Sammy says:

    I got that mark shooting like this.

  41. avatar Bruce W. Krafft says:

    Would you care to reconsider whether you think this sari makes my butt look fat?

  42. avatar Fyrewerx says:

    “See how easy it was for me to shoot the cigarette out of the General’s mouth? Its all in your focus and good sight picture.”

  43. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    Say “Just piss yourself” one more time MFer. I dare you!

  44. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    And now I will demonstrate what happens to call center employees who confess to the Americans that their name is Habib and that no, they are *not* really in North Carolina…

  45. avatar Jon Rowland says:

    Ghandi said a peaceful protest is the most powerful means of change, but what they edited out is that next best is a big ole can of whip-ass. Goooooo, India.

  46. avatar DJC1012 says:

    “I feel a little safer now that you boys have helped me pick out a gun. Now, if I could just get rid of that target between my eyes.”

  47. avatar KCK says:

    In the disputed Kashmir because of the fear of women by Pakistani Muslims, the Indian army has changed their gender deployment strategy

  48. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    Hurry up and pick one Momma! The celebration starts in fifteen minutes!

  49. avatar stompahippie says:

    For the last time, you hold it like this guys

  50. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    In James brown voice: “Hey!! Momma’s gotta brand new Bang Stick”!!!!

  51. avatar Dark Alley Dan says:

    …and Mrs. Ramsankar never had any trouble on the bus ever again.

  52. avatar Tommy says:

    Hold still, I’ll get that booger hanging out of your nose!

  53. avatar PavePusher says:

    Even tiny women in India prove Joe Biden wrong about females and semi-auto rifles…..

  54. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    That guy with the lopsided hat & mustache thinks I don’t know he has been after my daughter, hasta la bye bye, comrade, Randy

  55. avatar Dave says:

    Air Force Officer: “Bugger! That was my plane!”

  56. avatar John says:

    I’m going to put a dot on your forehead just like mine!

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