Alright, who ate the last of the Thin Mints?!!!
My wife did
There’s not a jury on earth that would convict.
Next time the grand kids get out of line watch out!!!
Obviously compensating for something. Dang gun crazies!
My grandmother has better trigger discipline than that
i haven’t used a gun since Jesse James was wanted
Watertown, MA, shots fired, suspect down, BREAKING:
I can see EOD techs walking down the street. Must be going to check his body for bombs.
Would love to see that happening in person. Take pictures!
It’s called tv WR. One of the cameras telephoto’d in on them. News anchors had no idea what they were of course 🙂
News is now saying he’s still alive and they’re talking to him. My guess would be he’s wounded.
Stonewall – They have him in custody and alive. Sigh of relief.
The FBI knew this guy. But dismissed him as not being a problem, due to lack of evidence.
Will Smith voice “Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?”
Left-handed, 92 and with her eyes closed, Annie Oakley was still a deadly shot.
Margaret Thatcher, how we miss your style already!
Grandma believes in gun control. She’s controlling the gun.
“And then when I pointed my gun at the 2 burglars, they peed their pants”!
God I love home invasions.
What are you scared of?
Used to use one of these back in the day, and now my grandkids wants Obama to take this away from me. I said, “yeah you and what army”
I will pop a cap in your a** so fast and keep smiling the whole time. Now say what again!
That aint no pistol…………….now this is a pistol!!!!!!
It’s ok grandma, guns make me feel that same way too.
The Elderly: They will shoot you with a smile.
“And then I saw the puddle down around his ankles!”
“My, what a big gun you have, Grandma.”
erhhhh… full lug, ribbed Taurus M44 loaded with SWC? am I close?
“erhhhh… full lug, ribbed Taurus M44 loaded with SWC? am I close?”
I’m wondering the same thing. What is that? The details (rear sight, rib) don’t look like anything I’m familiar with.
I’m eyeing the cylinder – is that thing loaded?
Grandma & Grandpa need to head for the range. First maybe some practice with snap caps.
It looks like an older Rossi to me. Nickel plated?
How about a pot metal cap gun?
Ethel shows the other nursing home residents her version of social security.
Sweetheart your fired. Ive a young gun to play with.
So, then I says to Myrtle, “Myrtle,” I says, “You can’t keep doing that…”
Jihad this …bitch
I’ll bet I can hit an apple off bidens head with my eyes closed, now where is that wascal, Randy
“And that’s why Pappy has a limp kids.”
“I’m ready to see Jesus. You ? Let me tell you ALLLL about Him!”
Press photos from the remake of Stallone’s epic “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!”
“I will handi-cap your butt.”
“Where’s the beef?” I got yer beef right here, jackass.
exactly. she looks just like the woman from the Wendy’s commercials. “Where’s the beef, MotherF**ker??”
From my cold dead hands..
“GRANNY… USE THE FORCE…”
And I was like, “Peew peew. I still laugh every time I tell that story.”
Obamacare my ass!
With a gun this big I don’t have to be that accurate, especially indoors.
“It wasn’t the first time Edna had her hands around a Python…”
This little baby is to help me get to my rifle.
Go ahead. Make my day…
“…and that’s when I hauled out this here .44 like this, and I said, ‘Son, if’n you wanna run around buck-ass nekkid, you go right ahead, but you climb right back outta that window before I get your blood all over my carpet’. And mister, he done it. You never seen a nekkid man climb down a tree so fast…”
You better swallow that blue pill, Pa!
That there’s funny, I don’t care who you are….
“Ever since she was young, Grandma had great finger discipline.”
HEHEHEHEHE! I GOT YOU KNOW MY PRETTY’S
“Point me in direction of that Suspect #2, I will take care of the little jihadist shit”
While we wait for the cops, let’s talk about Jesus.
“When I put my hands around his steel, I feel like I’m 50 AGAIN!”
“Ill give you a real reason to not call me!”
(Can anyone tell me the model of the gun?)
Mr. President, Obamacare better not cut my Medicare & Social Security!
“Now, I thinks its even funnier that you called me “Old Lady! Don’t you?”
“Mr Senator, that Entitlement reform cracks me up, too!!!!!”
“Silly Biden, shotguns are for pussies. Only kiddin'”
“American Granny on Opening Day of Liberal Season: “Land sakes, there be so many ’round here, I can hit ’em with my eyes closed!”
“Go ahead, make my day”!!
“Boy you best zip up them there drawers!! I seen bigger things than that on a mouse last night!!”
“Mr Biden….I believe you forgot about this here revolver!! 2 shots my ass!!”
Bad, bad Puddycat! I’ll teach you to mess with my tweety-bird.
Next time you might want to ask permission before getting into my candy dish.
After personally checking out the nursing home her son had in mind, Mrs Jones decided that her state Department of Corrections would be more accommodating….l
Go ahead make my day!
“I laugh at your feeble attempt to resurrect the Colt Python.”
What did you say about lefties?
Joe Biden’s momma is the reason he hates guns!
…granny’s got her gun!
Your sight is off a few millimeters to the left.
“So, I bust a cap in your ass and get life in prison. Honestly, what’s that mean, 2 mebbe 3 months? It’ll be worth it not to have to hear you snore thru another night!”
My smith set the trigger pull at .05 oz. That’s the double action trigger pull!
Now we both just crapped ourselves, only, I have depends
My instructor told me you can aim with one eye closed or both eyes open, I’m going with the third option.
Go ahead sonny, hide in my boat.
“So then Martha said, ‘Shoot him in the toodles!'”
” It’s been 70 years with you complaining about my cookin’ now your going to sit there and eat it without one word, not one word, or your going to get it”
Handguns: Because Crocheting hurts my fingers.
“I knew Grammy could handle the big ‘guns'”.
“Oh, you don’t want vegetables?”….”How about a bullet?”
Eyes Closed – Weak Hand – Are you still feeling lucky Punk?
Go Ahead, Make My day!
And then I pulled out my rape whistle…
“So what did you call this? A rape prevention device?”
You’ve fallen and you won’t get up.
“You’ve fallen, and you won’t get up.”
“Who crapped their pants now?”
Everytime I shoot a bad guy, it makes me smile.
Two blasts in the air my ass, I’m shooting them in the face.
Now that we have time before the police get here, lets talk about Jesus.
Lady: So what if it is a “Hollywood teacup” hold. I only need one shot to blow your @$$ away punk.
I just can’t abide side-flash. You still there, Mr. Burglar?
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