Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Apr 12, 2013 | 50 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments DZ says: April 12, 2013 at 19:03 …and that’s when I shot the leopard. Reply AaronW says: April 12, 2013 at 19:03 Lady, you’re doing it wrong. Never cross your legs during tactical movement. Reply Russ Bixby says: April 13, 2013 at 07:41 Could be Ninja “cat walking…” Reply mountocean says: April 12, 2013 at 19:03 Immediatly after teaching your daughters trigger control we reccomend strict instruction on wardrobe control. Reply Jeff says: April 12, 2013 at 19:07 At least the hat and gun are proportional to each other… Reply dudebro says: April 12, 2013 at 19:08 Assault and Pepper Reply SD3 says: April 12, 2013 at 19:35 There’s your winner, boys. Reply Pat says: April 13, 2013 at 03:24 Yup. Simple as that. Reply 16V says: April 12, 2013 at 19:10 Marcel Marceau’s daughter trying take her act in a different direction, circa 1983. Reply crndl says: April 12, 2013 at 19:12 wanna borrow my 3D printer? 🙂 Reply protaganis says: April 12, 2013 at 19:16 Remember ladies, exercise muzzle discipline in this (jazz hands) direction… Reply AaronW says: April 12, 2013 at 19:20 “One cannot prepare for a zombie apocalypse whilst committing a fashion catastrophe” Reply Bob says: April 12, 2013 at 19:20 How to get around the gun grabbers’ ban on evil-looking Black rifles? Paint it white. Why didn’t we think of that before? Dressing like a hipster doesn’t hurt either. Reply SubZ says: April 12, 2013 at 19:22 Armalite Ballet Reply utdmatt says: April 12, 2013 at 19:35 Magpul Dynamics conducts casting calls for their newest video, Art of the Dancing Carbine. Apparently in Texas there was a call for prettier faces and a way to get the wives to watch too. Reports that Chris Costa will tango with Nick Leghorn in a simunition hoe-down have not yet been confirmed. Reply Mark N. says: April 12, 2013 at 19:43 Democrats are complaining that the NRA has rolled out its same old song and dance routine to legitimize assault weapons, hiding it behind another pretty face. Reply Mark N. says: April 12, 2013 at 19:44 The Army rolls out its new and improved multicam for urban combat. Reply Colt Magnum says: April 12, 2013 at 19:46 Whodah thunk Boy George is into guns? Reply Gyufygy says: April 12, 2013 at 19:52 The M-16 was 20-30 years old when her clothes were fashionable. “Modern” Sporting Rifle. Reply Gene says: April 13, 2013 at 08:02 In this context, it would be “modren”. Reply CJ says: April 12, 2013 at 20:05 A Suburban Terrorist Act Reply Scholarcat says: April 12, 2013 at 20:08 This is either from “Muzzle Flash Dance” or “A Chorus Firing Line”; I can’t remember which. Reply Tama Paine says: April 12, 2013 at 20:30 When I first saw the photo at Awkward Family Photos, all I could think was “Twyla Git Yer Gun,” and “Hakuna matata, M—- F—-!” My partner came up with Assault Steppin, and Feelin’ Plucky? http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/08/06/smooth-criminal/ More family portraits with firearms. http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/tag/guns/ Reply Jon R. says: April 12, 2013 at 20:46 After this incident Mom never did ask Dad to help choreograph any of Jessica’s dance routines again. Reply Megrim says: April 12, 2013 at 21:24 Jon R. — nice. You’ve got my vote. Of course, if any of you others would like to buy my vote…. (Please note: I accept ammo in most pistol denominations.) Reply RKflorida says: April 12, 2013 at 21:04 “If I didn’t have to wee-wee so bad, I’d shoot you for laughing at my outfit!” Reply David says: April 12, 2013 at 22:13 Full on Creeper. Reply GS650G says: April 12, 2013 at 22:18 A new definition of white power. Reply Lucas D. says: April 12, 2013 at 22:20 Hoping for a boost to her lagging career, Liz Berkeley grudgingly agrees to star in Paul Verhoeven’s latest clunker Showgirls 2: Payback Time. Reply SpeleoFool says: April 12, 2013 at 22:22 BREAKING: Defense Distributed moves beyond printable lowers; now available: complete printable M-16s with bonus poseable love doll Reply Matt in SD says: April 12, 2013 at 22:29 Who says the NRA isn’t trying to appeal to groups outside of it’s base? Reply John L. says: April 12, 2013 at 22:43 See? It’s not evil, it’s just misunderstood. Why, it doesn’t sport a goatee! Reply RockThisTown says: April 12, 2013 at 22:49 The original Russian ballet dance defector. Colt’s newest rifle, available only in tu-tu caliber. Reply JSW says: April 12, 2013 at 23:25 “This’ how we get off the X… Off the X… off the X… this’ how we…” Reply Joke & Dagger says: April 12, 2013 at 23:30 Matt’s new avatar. Reply Matt in FL says: April 13, 2013 at 05:28 And to think I wasn’t even going to come into this thread. I’ve already got another one on deck, though. Reply Randy Drescher says: April 13, 2013 at 00:23 Madonna gave up on the 2 gun approach? Randy Reply Duzt says: April 13, 2013 at 06:41 clockwork orange on ice? Reply punmaster says: April 13, 2013 at 07:00 Good one! Reply Pat says: April 17, 2013 at 03:36 Very good. Reply tfunk says: April 13, 2013 at 06:57 Although an ardent supporter of the 2nd Amendment, Bethany was secretly delighted the Broadway version would NOT be allowed to use the original Beta Mag equipped rubber ducks. Reply Russ Bixby says: April 13, 2013 at 07:43 One! Singular sensation, every single move she makes. One! Thrilling combination, every shot that she takes… Reply ChuckN says: April 13, 2013 at 07:48 Debbie Wassserman-Schultz dancing around questions about the effectiveness of firearm bans. Reply Bob says: April 13, 2013 at 21:34 LOVE IT! Reply Pantera Vazquez says: April 13, 2013 at 08:51 Upon receiving numerous civilian complaints over intimidating military style uniforms, the Department of Homeland Security has been studying “less hostile equipment”. Reply SigGuy says: April 13, 2013 at 11:20 Her rifle may be plastic, but her leopard skin is real. Reply carey says: April 13, 2013 at 11:20 sung to the tune of ‘me and my shadow’: me… and… my AR.. strolling down the avenue Reply MrVigs says: April 13, 2013 at 13:17 Heather was suspended from school after this picture was posted on facebook. Sources say that it was because she was smiling holding a weapon of death and that her fellow classmates were very nervous about their safety. School officials were quoted as saying “it’s for the children, you know, common sense.” Reply Mike the Hops Farmer says: April 13, 2013 at 23:43 Does this AR make my thighs look big? Reply Soccerchainsaw says: April 14, 2013 at 09:25 Is this Glee’s take on “A Clockwork Orange”? 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