Van Helsing. Blade. Father Humberto Alvarez.
That sparkly kid from Twilight better watch out.
When it comes to priests and guns, this guy’s got nothing on Nicholas Wolfwood.
He also won the cracker-tossing competition at the seminary.
He should squirt the anti 2A people and watch their skin melt.
And lo, what little credibility remained was finally laid to rest where it fell.
Last time a priest tried that on me, first the holy water sizzled when it hit my skin, then the stream turned into a serpent and slithered away.
I later learned that this was the first time that had happened at that church, and that they’d started asking atheists to take a step back before they fired up the Super Soaker.
You had it easy. My head did a complete 360 turn when that happened. Ouch, the chiropractor bills!
Mmmmm, pea soup.
I was pleasantly surprised I didn’t catch on fire the first time I walked into a Baptist church down here. Would have made for some great wedding entertainment, though.
I had never known water to be pearlescent and sticky until I went to Catholic school.
definitely not a popular guy at an Occupy rally, for two reasons.
Words fail me.
Well, now that Kid Rock has found religion maybe he should team up and go on tour with this guy. Might bring religion back to younger generations. Just sayin.
He should be carefull, some of his congregation might wake up, Randy
Now we know why the Pope quit. He saw that clip and said “WTF!”
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