Even American kids know to keep their finger off the trigger.
Got my vote.
Get ready California, your Feinstein gave us a Port to invade from…
“Better dead than RED!”
I heard freedom required one of these in my hands
P.E. in North Korea.
Oh shit. I totally snorted when I read that. Give this man a prize!
OK, I’m not even gonna try now.
jus crose da fread..he win..
Perfect. In one word, no less.
SOKO to NOKO: FOAD!
Behind Every Bush!
In about 5 years
Just try and adopt us now Angelina!
OOOOOh, so you say you have not any weapons, eh?
Chinese students are so droll…. HKs in HK.
actually, NR08’s in HK. Them chinese love their knockoffs.
right now………your enemy is training
Yes, we support gun control in America.
Red Dawn III, 2023
Yes, Dear Leader. We are ready to invade America.
Asian kids in some kind of uniform holding toy HK smgs…
OK, I give it up, now for the answer: which country? Background?
All your base are belong to us!
Is that a Tunderbirds marionette? SUPERMARIONATION!
Ohh no, here comes Tokyo, go go A’merica!
Red Dawn 2 – The Prequel
Meanwhile in China…
You want to visit our school, Mr. Lanza?
To be introduced into the 2016 Olympics: The 400 meter SMG relays.
“I small, but my nine bigger than yours.”
What remains of the United States Army after sequestration
In North Korea, they play Red Light/Green Light for keeps!
Children at Beijing’s People’s Glorious Revolutionary Daycare compete in the school’s annual ‘9mm Dash’. The winner of each year’s event – a combined 100 yard dash and field-stripping exercise – is awarded the right to have a sibling.
The .9mm dash
China thanks Obama for the gift of guns !
We’re here about the money you owe us.
We North Koreans want to be your friends! Can Bobby come out and play?
Me shoot you long time.
I bet you wish I was driving now don’t you?
We are coming.
North Korean Olympic track team with two members eliminated for sub par performance.
Did you think we just use magic to protect the North Pole? We got an army of elves!
We Chinese, We skip class, we go pop cap in your ass~
We’ve got this part of the track covered, lets hope feinswine doesn’t run the other way & bite us in the ass, Randy
We don’t have school shootings here…
They laughed at my uniform.
I laughed at their chalk outlines.
I am going to get yelled at for this and called racist, but here goes:
That was fantastic.
One little, Two Little, Three Little Koreans, Four Little, Five Little……………
Obama Youth, Chinese Chapter
They be unarmed disarmed if that were the case.
“I may be a “two bagger”, but I’ve got an MP5. So drop em!”
Tell us again what you said about our dear leader…
Nobody will ever take Tommy’s milk money again!
Let me introduce you to my little friend!
“You want to let WHO in the Boy Scouts??!!”
It’s not an entry for a photo caption (I got tired of Engrish jokes around 1st grade, guys), but as someone who’s Asian American / a dad / an educator I was more struck by the strange proportion of the child’s head to their body. Yeah, I know the stereotype of Koreans (even North Koreans) is that they have big heads, and yeah, maybe it’s just the camera angle, but usually such poor body proportions are due to one thing:
Entire generations of half-fed, brainwashed kids raised to die for the whims of a single madman and his descendants. And yeah, that bothers me.
N.Korea doesn’t have money for food, let alone real guns and bullets for its kids. While it’d be interesting if these Young Red Guards were actually rocking Umarex MP5s in 22LR, I bet they’re really just airsoft guns imported cheaply from China with a mix of plastic and metal parts.
One final note… a worthy organization trying to solve the North Korean crisis and help refugees: http://libertyinnorthkorea.org/
Wide angle lens + perspective = big head.
Some of both, IMHO. Malnutrition and wide-angle lens.
That probably explains Obama’s head: malnurmaturation.
Actually they are alien hybrid children from the planet Zeta Reticuli.
Great Lenins Ghost at the annual “Kill a Capitilist Track Meet” in Beijing.
“Ready or Not, Here We Come!”
DAMN that’s one mean looking unibrow!
“Where’s the 16 trillion you owe us?”
North Korean Gangsta’s getting ready to do their version of Gangnam Style!!!
You buy our cookies NOW capitalist pigs!
I’m from the PRC, and I’m here to help you!
I am a PRC and I’m here to . . .
Don’t let full auto capability give you a big head…
“So I saw what those two were wearing and I was all like it has to be a red tie and they were all like whatever and so I went, I went to them I said no it’s got to be a red tie cause Leader for Life said so and they went like oh shut UP you commie b***h.
So I shot ’em.”
And in this week’s episode of To Catch a Predator…
You got problem with school security………….Not us
Thank you Uncle Ho. I mean Uncle Barrack. From your Jr. Brownshirt Group 666
“I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my greasy, Crayola stained hands.”
Sir, would you care for some Cream of Someyoungguy on your egg roll?
You break you buy round eye.
Headline: China’s Next Olympic Relay Team Younger; Still Has Competitive Edge
Chinese Army hires 49,000 midget Koreans to overrun America one set of kneecaps at a time!!!
Now in theaters!!! Attack of Big Head Killer Midgets from Outer Space, Part Duex!!!
The first time Mr and Mrs Sheen realized their son Charlie had Anger Management Problems!!
“now. caw me charry now, bitches.”
These “No Hesitation” targets fight back.
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