You think I’m kidding? I said make me some cookies!
I said hand over the cupcakes!
I know you ate ma cookies!
Then I told her, “take one more cookie from me and your gonna get it!”
Baby-Face Finster, 42, held up an area bakery last night. He escaped capture with over $350 in cash and a large chocolate cake. He is still at large and is considered armed and dangerous.
I think you meant “… is still at small …”.
“Finster with a cee-gar? Finster shavin’?”
Bugs Bunny flashbacks…
There BETTER not be any crusts on that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, capice?
Im here to rescue the Pillberry Dough Boy get him out of that oven know or its curtains Chef!!!!
What you see above is an actual photo of a gun owner’s child threatening the school cook. This madness MUST STOP!
– The Brady Campaign
Billy Phillips with a pop gun, seconds before being gunned down by police.
Deputy Johnson: “We feared for the doughnut lady’s safety.”
Vice President Joe Biden’s next “home defense tip” is demonstrated for the press
I first thought to make some joke about the officer training targets, but I really can’t.
“I told you, no brussel sprouts!”
I said I didn’t want brusselsprouts!
Chris Christie’s hatred of guns started when his mom, a baker at the Twinkie factory, was held up a gunpoint by a young Gayle Trotter.
Nein, kleine Hans. Zis does not change that ve are still out of strudel.
“You’ll never molest me again”.
Don’t waste your time kid. That bullet would never penetrate deep enough.
“Cut the crap! What have you done with the REAL Chef Boyardee?”
Wait, where are all the nannies complaining that he has his finger on the trigger and he’s pointing the gun at someone he doesn’t intend to shoot?
“My post-nap snack is to include good vodka! You bring me that cheap Stolichnaya piss one more time, and I will have my father feed you to the dogs!”
No more fricken succotash lady! I’ll poppa cap in your butt if I see that crap on the line just one more time!
Baker lady refuses to give back childs shotgun so joe bidens great niece has a plan, Randy
I know it’s a toy… I’m trying to get kicked outta this damn school.
OK lady hand over the “dough”!
Kid: “I’ve got you, hand over the bread.”
Matron:”That thing will barely go through my chef’s gown.”
“Is Polish pistol, leetle boy, I do not fear you.”
I want a chocolate cake and I want it NOW!
Let the Gingerbread Man out of the oven NOW!
” When Oompa-Loompas go bad.”
This is a .22 rimfire, the least powerful handgun in the world, and it will blow your hat clean off. So you gotta ask yourself a question – “Do I feel lucky?”
Well… do ya, chef?
“Though ya may have put on a few pounds, I can tell a Feinstein anywhere. No, I aint giving up my guns for cookies.”
How did an elf your size get in my tree?
I don’t care what Michelle Obama says – I’m not eating those vegetables!
Okay Paul Prudhomme, stop blackening all my food!
I know you’ve got donuts – now give ’em to me!
My gammy Dianne Feinstein gave me this gun!
Alright, where did you hide those Golden Tickets?
From now on, you call me Cap’n Crunch!
Get in there and fix me some pancakes Mrs. Butterworth!
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli “
The latest in the “No More Hesitation” target series.
Richard Davis gets ready for his first armed delivery run.
Jacob, An up and coming member of The Youth Leauge had caught another thought criminal.
Emeril Lagasses parents knew from an early age they couldnt afford to send him to cullinary school. He took matters in to his own hands.
Lagasse cooks food that would shame my ex-Ukraine friends. I wouldn’t let that fat ghetto filth make breakfast for my dog. He knows nothing about food.
BAM! Is what hits the water in the toilet when one cooks his white-trash hackneyed recipes. Emeril’s food will cause the same effects of a liter of rail vodka followed by at least a dozen White Castles with extra pickles and onion, then a Steak-N-Shake Chili-3-way to top it off.
Haha that was hillarious! Say what you will about Steak-N-Shake but leave White Castle out if this!
I do like WC and SnS – just the side effects are rather predictable.
I’ll give up my gun when the fat lady sings. You got somethin’ to say Ms. fat lady?
Keep off my cookie woman.
Feinstein discovers the benefits of being the only one with a gun at a very young age.
I’m from Mayor Bloomberg’s office…clearly a crime has been committed here fatso.
I know you don’t wanna get hurt just tell me where chef boyardee is!!!!!!
Hand over the borscht or Svetlana here gets it.
So where are those elves you were tellin me about?
You should be wearing eye and ear protection little boy!
Keanu: Shoot the hostage. Take them out of the situation.
Baby faced Nelson. When he really was.
You feed me mush one more time and you will sleep with the fishes!
Dammit Gov Christie, I said no more cheeseburgers for you!
After reports of the attacks on Hansel and Gretal were released, children everywhere no longer felt safe and began to arm themselves. One local child’s statements to reportesr, “I don’t care what the gun laws are; I’ll be no easy meal”
ENGLISH, lunch lady…DO YOU SPEAK IT?
I said no f@$king vegetables.
“If anyone’s getting euthanized It’s you, sister!”
“Your cookies or your life!”
I said…where is my pop-tart?
Although very young at the time, Comrade Putin shows he will have a promising career working for the state by pointing out to the school cook that criticism of the products from Red Flag Beet Cannery #6 will not be tolerated.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can…
“I’m telling you, that’s a man baby! Can’t fool these eyes! What did you do with the REAL Mrs. Butterworth?”
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