Ashley Culberg Doesn’t Get It by Robert Farago | Jan 16, 2013 | 29 comments facebook twitter linkedin email Ms. Culberg’s handing out promotional bumph for The Outdoor Channel. I asked her if she’d ever fired a machine gun. Negative. I asked her if she watched The Outdoor Channel. “I have Direct TV so I don’t get it.” Roger that. comments William says: January 16, 2013 at 16:45 Doesn’t John Riggins have a show on that network? Bet Riggo could straighten her out. Reply Ivy Mike says: January 16, 2013 at 16:49 I don’t get it either. No cable, no satellite. Eatin’ a lot of peaches though. Reply Terry says: January 16, 2013 at 16:51 The Brits would echo your last sentence with a different intent. Oh, and I watch the Outdoor Channel on DirectTV, but I can split atoms with my mind. Reply Swarf says: January 16, 2013 at 18:19 Sure, but I’ll bet you can’t shovel snow out of your driveway with your chin like she can. Reply AlphaGeek says: January 17, 2013 at 01:56 Oh, that was brutal. And after taking another look at the photo… I would say she took that one right on the chin. Reply Aharon says: January 16, 2013 at 16:54 Her job isn’t to get it. Her job is to give it. Reply OkieRim says: January 16, 2013 at 18:15 +100 Reply Daniel Silverman says: January 16, 2013 at 16:54 Well she is cute though lol Reply duke nukem says: January 16, 2013 at 21:01 …. but shes retarded!!!! maybe juliana crowler? aka the glock girl would better fit this bill Reply JoDo says: January 16, 2013 at 17:07 I’m sure Ashley Culberg “Gets It” all the time. Reply JT says: January 16, 2013 at 17:19 Who is this and why should we care? Reply David W. says: January 16, 2013 at 18:03 I concur…. There are things at SHOT show more interesting and fun to look at then pretty girls Farago, go take pictures of the guns! Reply Sammy says: January 16, 2013 at 18:27 I think Mr Farago may be easily distracted by curvy things. Reply Leo338 says: January 16, 2013 at 17:45 I have DirecTV and I get that channel. Reply Swarf says: January 16, 2013 at 18:16 I’ll bet you can split atoms with your mind too, then. Give it a shot! Reply RKflorida says: January 16, 2013 at 18:02 Don’t know who she is and definitely don’t want to hear what she says. Reply Ralph says: January 16, 2013 at 18:22 I don’t know who Ashley is, but her Facebook page confirms that she’s female. In case you were wondering. Reply Sammy says: January 16, 2013 at 18:25 Very cold, gentlemen. Reply John Fritz says: January 16, 2013 at 18:48 “I have Direct TV so I don’t get it.” So then, the answer would be… No. Is there one single person on the face of the earth that will answer a question the first time it’s asked? Reply Swarf says: January 16, 2013 at 18:55 Yes. Reply Ing says: January 16, 2013 at 19:48 Hey, why snark at poor Ashley? It’s not her fault some schmuck in marketing ordered her to man (er…woman) the booth. She may not have product knowledge, but she’s likely a personable gal and (bonus) easy on the eyes, so what’s not to like? Besides…the Outdoor Channel? Ashley Culberg handing out promos is probably the best thing they’ve got going for them. Reply Moose says: January 16, 2013 at 20:18 and therein lies the problem Reply Jake says: January 16, 2013 at 20:16 The gal selling subscriptions at the Sports Afield booth. Best in the history of ever. Reply AlphaGeek says: January 17, 2013 at 01:57 As we say here on the Internets: Pictures or it didn’t happen. Reply Jay Dunn says: January 16, 2013 at 20:24 Blow 70 bucks on a Roku box and get just about any show in the known universe. You folks are so last century. Reply duke nukem says: January 16, 2013 at 21:03 da fuq is a roku box. better apple tv Reply Guy22 says: January 16, 2013 at 21:11 You folks are so last century. ??? I don’t think Men looking at, or talking to a pretty girl has a Century??? My to do list at these type shows is to: Check out the hot girls. Check out the neat cars. There is always one or two. Check out the stuff the show is about. Check out cool tools. Like the car’s there are always some. Eat well. Drink with people I like. Network!!! This being the most important. Guy22 Reply AlphaGeek says: January 17, 2013 at 01:58 I was thinking the exact same thing. Then I remembered I added the Outdoor Channel to the main menu on my Roku like 4 months ago and haven’t watched it more than twice. Reply bontai Joe says: January 16, 2013 at 23:37 Mr. Farago!!! You asked her if she had ever fired a machine gun and she answered no. So did you OFFER to take her to the range and try one out? Did you even attempt to help her gain some gun knowledge? She is certainly an attractive young lady, you had the perfect opertunity to possibly spend some quality time with her, I hope you at least asked her. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.