I Am A Gun Owner


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  1. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    Hi Darkstar, I can read your rightin just fine. Good to have you here, Randy

  2. avatar Thrawn says:

    Those are great chops.

    10/10 would take classes with.

    1. avatar Thomas Paine says:

      Chester A Arthur

    2. avatar Nate says:

      Yeah you should have added: I have a bad ass beard.

      1. avatar My name is Bob says:

        Agreed, should have mentioned the righteous beard!!! 🙂

        1. avatar Matt in FL says:

          A proper beard needs no introduction.

  3. avatar Biofire says:

    You can tell he’s a good person because he’s wearing a New England Patriots hat. Don’t worry, there’s always next year.

    1. avatar Darkstar says:

      Farging Ravens…..

      1. avatar Steve in MA says:

        someone needs to kneecap Bernard Pollard

    2. avatar BlinkyPete says:


  4. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    Ironically, the only line with horrible penmanship is the line about horrible penmanship. (There’s a “yo dawg” joke in there somewhere.)

    Right on, Darkstar!

    1. avatar BlinkyPete says:

      I actually had to squint to read that line.

      1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

        If I’d been on the iPad or my phone I guarantee I couldn’t have decoded it without two extra click-throughs and a zoom-in on the image…

    2. avatar g says:

      +1 I thought he was just being ironic… duh-dum!

  5. avatar Goldenboy says:

    I didn’t know Robin Williams is a Pats fan. Sweet.

  6. avatar schizuki says:

    Excellent sense of humor!

  7. avatar Greg in ATL says:

    Hmm. Take a look at these gun owners. Notice anything about their ethnicities? Yep, they’re more diverse than the membership of President Obama’s cabinet!

  8. avatar Ralph says:

    darkstar, your pemnamsihp is bettre tahn my tpying.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      Insert that paragraph long graphic here about how if your words contain the right letters, it doesn’t matter what order any of the rest of them are in as long as the first and final letters are in the proper position.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    Welcome Darkstar. And I’m jealous of your neat penmanship. My handwriting looks like a drunk monkey took a bash at it with finger paints.

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