Scary Guns! by Robert Farago | Dec 31, 2012 | 29 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments William says: December 31, 2012 at 15:07 ]Shudder[. I am NOT going to look at that! OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!! CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? Reply Roll says: December 31, 2012 at 15:10 Oh no, you two wild and crazy guys! (swedish accent, think steve martin, saturday night live) Reply Aharon says: December 31, 2012 at 15:14 funny! Reply Sanchanim says: December 31, 2012 at 15:22 That is EPIC! TRULY EPIC!!! Now why is he only 90% sure he is still alive?? LMAO Reply kb says: December 31, 2012 at 17:51 3.333% per firearm present Reply JPD says: December 31, 2012 at 15:24 Subject: Doctors vs Guns Doctors A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. Of Health and Human Services. Now think about this: Guns A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that’s 80 million B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all ages and all groups, is 1,500. C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188 >> Statistics courtesy of FBI. So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.’ FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!! Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the public at large, we withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention! Reply SCS says: December 31, 2012 at 16:08 Give it a rest. We get it, doctors are more dangerous than guns. So don’t use the evil doctors, either. Reply Stick says: January 1, 2013 at 05:35 I hope no one puts a high-capacity magazine in any of those doctors!!! Reply Will says: January 3, 2013 at 08:16 Don’t forget dihydrogen monoxide. Reply Cyrano says: December 31, 2012 at 15:33 Those are tamed guns, they know their owners and respect them. Its when strange guns are around even stranger people that they go wild and spew rounds at innocent people. Yeah that’s it. 🙂 Reply jwm says: December 31, 2012 at 15:46 Cletus and BillyRay, with their sheetmetal outhouse have more sense about guns than the Harvard educated occupent of the White House. Go figure. Reply Barstow Cowboy says: January 1, 2013 at 03:10 I also liked that sweet anvil they had, I kept waiting for someone to try to drop it on the Road Runner. Reply uncle nunzie says: December 31, 2012 at 15:50 Weren’t these two guys pictured here in a story about Washington a few weeks ago? 😉 Reply JSIII says: December 31, 2012 at 16:11 I agree totally epic lol funny as hell Reply blahpony says: December 31, 2012 at 16:31 I wonder if they edited it to be 3:57 exactly. Or was it a subliminal message from the guns in the video. The world may never know. Reply Ensitu says: December 31, 2012 at 16:48 If it had been Greene and Gleidman (and their Criminal defense attorny Lisa Pelosi the vid would have had a much different ending Reply Pantera Vazquez says: December 31, 2012 at 17:22 YUK YUK, what a perfect way to close the year. I’m wearing plaid tonight………..A SAFE HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL………………. Reply Guy22 says: December 31, 2012 at 17:47 Man those are some brave dudes!!! Guy22 Reply APBTFan says: December 31, 2012 at 17:48 I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the inevitable bloodbath. I think the guys lived to tell the tale because those guns were neutered with microstamping. We all know neutering turns unruly beast into docile creatures. Reply Lance says: December 31, 2012 at 17:49 Loved it. Yeah shows there test is more scientific than the crap the media is peddling LOL. Watch out for those scary black Ruger LCPs!!! Reply Carrymagnum says: December 31, 2012 at 19:06 I want to take the time to thank these guys for the comic relief during these frustrating times. Funny as hell. Reply Larry says: December 31, 2012 at 20:42 Thank you, thank you. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Well done. Reply Kirk says: December 31, 2012 at 20:59 Hilarious. Needed a good laugh. Thanks, guys. Reply KenW says: December 31, 2012 at 21:29 This made my day. I’ve had the flu the last 3 days thanks to the brothers kid at Christmas. Now I’m chuckling ( and sniffling ). Reply CarlosT says: December 31, 2012 at 23:04 It wasn’t a true test, though. I didn’t see any Bushmasters in that lineup. It would have been a complete bloodbath if they had put some Bushmasters out. Reply scooter says: January 1, 2013 at 02:25 Scary stuff! And to think my 642 was just cuddled up close in its Desantis Insider all night and didn’t pop a cap in my thigh or junk. I think it is lulling me into a false sense of security. Waiting. Plotting. Reply Mikeb302000 says: January 1, 2013 at 06:52 That’s a very funny video. Thanks for the laugh. Reply Philthegardner says: January 1, 2013 at 06:59 I think this video is misleading. Maybe if they tested “tactical” models, then the outcome would have been much less amusing. I agree with CarlosT though. They need to conduct this with the deadly “Assault Weapons”. Them’s the real killerz. Thanks to the boys for that funny piece. Reply Jake says: January 4, 2013 at 16:54 “Aaaaah!” *flees* I love all these snarky videos, the ones that are played straight are my favorites. 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