In France, Sunglasses Shoot You

I know that headline doesn’t make much sense, but neither would classifying this post as “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?” And I’m in a hurry; I’ve got a hot date with some raw fish. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. I’ve got a rendezvous at a sushi restaurant with a tree-hugging Jewish Yankee accountant artist feminist firearms newbie who somehow managed to shoot a Benelli M2 that’s almost as tall as she is. Quite what that has to do with anything I don’t know. But I’ll say this about those shades: as a post-modern ironic FU to gun control advocates these assault rifle sunglasses are da bomb. Comfortable? Not so much. Available here for €380 [caution: autoplay audio]. [h/t Don]


  1. avatar kb says:

    I’d like to see FPSRussia wear these in his next video.

  2. avatar James St. John says:

    those look so uncomfortable

  3. avatar Gregolas says:

    Let’s send a pair to Bob Costas. He’d squeal like it was an annoyed tarantula.

  4. avatar Foster says:

    Those are illegal in any US school. School officials will frantically dial 911. Zero tolerance!

    If the mayor of NYC saw them he’d piss himself.

  5. avatar Ralph says:

    380 Euros? That’s $492 at the currect rate of exchange. For just a few dollars more, I can buy an actual AR and cheap shades for almost the same price.

  6. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Hell lets send every member of MAIG a pair of these for Christmas!!! What could be a better present than synchronized massive head explosions in NYC, Chicago, Detroit and most of California, when they open their gifts!!!
    We could get cheap knockoffs, in Scary Black, made right here in the USA for a lot less money!!!

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      “…synchronized massive head explosions…” LOL What a hilarious picture!

      1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

        Especially if we got to see it on the nightly news from space!! Imagine watching the news…..suddenly all these little mushroom clouds pop up and the news reports that all of the members of MAIG will be given a water funeral tommorow at their respective sewage treatment ponds!!!! The mind is a terrible thing….to let go to waste!!!!
        Oh hell even better…new Olympic Sport: Synchronized Anti Gunner Head Explosions!!! Gold, Silver and Bronze Medals awarded, posthumously of course!!!!

        1. avatar Gregolas says:

          Multiple LOL! You Sir, are an artist. A painter of word pictures.
          I’m still chuckling about the mushroom clouds seen from space.
          As for the Olympics idea,it reminds me of the “Upper Class Twit of the Year” competition by Monty Python. One of their best bits.

  7. avatar Lance says:

    Sunglasses football fans can wear to a NBC reported foot ball game LOL.

  8. avatar bontai Joe says:

    I can’t help but wonder just how hard the TSA agent at an airport is going to slam the wearer’s head to the floor as he confiscates these terrible weapons of terror.

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