R.I.P. J.R. Ewing

For those of you who weren’t born when Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing dominated TV ratings, click here for the inside dope on the episode that captivated a nation and made Sin City bookies’ telephones jingle. Back before ‘phones sounded like marimba bands.


  1. avatar SD3 says:

    What kind of half-wit assassin uses a .38? What do you think S&W makes the model 317 for?!?

  2. avatar Ralph says:

    Okay, I admit it. I shot the bastard. I just couldn’t stand his hat.

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      Were you jealous of the size and color of his hat?

      1. avatar Sanchanim says:

        Sounds like size envy to me.. lol
        RIP Larry.. He will be missed..

  3. avatar VA Pete says:

    He’ll always be Major Tony Nelson to me, the guy with the hot genie in a bottle. But even when I was 12 years old I thought he was crazy for not taking full advantage of his genie benefits.

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      Who says he didn’t? I bet he rode that pony to the river every chance he got.

      1. avatar VA Pete says:

        What? Next you’ll be telling me that Ward was doing June.

        1. avatar Ralph says:

          Well, I remember the time that he was pretty rough on The Beaver.

  4. avatar Matt in FL says:

    I grew up watching Dallas with my mom. The new one is alright, but the scenes with J.R. are just awesome. There is no doubt, watching him, that he was a Man.

  5. avatar Joseph says:


    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      It’s always nice when the heathens self-identify. Saves me the trouble of rooting them out. 😀

      1. avatar Hannibal says:

        By that you mean anyone under 35?

        1. avatar Matt in FL says:

          Heh. I think maturity and taste have neither age requirement nor age limit.

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