Gun Tweet of the Day: Jackass Edition

Not a whole lot needs saying about this one—save the fact that this image is something of a riff on the infamous National Lampoon dog cover. Which doesn’t stop from trotting out the necessary animal rights indignation and revisiting the comedian’s apology to Fox29: “Sorry if I offended anybody.” [NB: an “if I” apology is not valid where prohibited by law.] Even less credibly, Margera claimed the gun was a fake. But we will grant Mr. Magera that his potential puppy punisher wasn’t cocked and locked. Unlike a certain jackass who’s made a living by going around half-cocked.


  1. avatar Michael B. says:

    I thought he was a skateboarder.

  2. avatar jwm says:

    Who’s Bam what’shisface and should I care?

    1. avatar Bob says:


      Can I have my wasted time back now?

  3. avatar 16V says:

    Unfortunate he wasn’t in the car with Ryan extra well-done…

    1. avatar John Fritz says:


      But, live by the sword…

    2. avatar Phil says:

      Seriously? He should die because he put out a stupid tweet?

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Stupid should hurt, maybe not fatally but it should come with some pain so a lesson is learned.

      2. avatar 16V says:

        No, no, not really because of a stupid tweet. (Frankly that’s the highest brow he’s achieved in awhile anyway.) Have you seen his “work”? It was hyperbole for the sake of humor…

        BTW, I still have my copy of Lampoon’s “Kill this dog” issue in my pile of mags from way back, when a 6.5 second 0-60 was incredibly fast, and print was how the world worked…

  4. avatar g says:

    Poor puppy… *sniff*

  5. avatar Ralph says:

    I talked to Penny and she confirmed my suspicion that Bam was actually the one who sh!t the bed.

  6. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    Bam’s a dumb [email protected]@@ and I’ve never found any of his silly crap funny. He a no talent moron.

  7. avatar Jericho941 says:

    Looks like an airsoft to me.

  8. avatar Mr. Lion says:

    You expect intelligence out of someone who’d put a sunroof into a Lamborghini with a sawzall?

  9. avatar Paul says:

    Why are you wasting my time with this crap?

  10. avatar Roll says:

    What a dick, its a dog you a-hole, if you are unwilling to care for it correctly there are other loving families that will.

  11. avatar GS650G says:

    I see Bam is taking lessons from Mike Vick on how to raise puppies.

  12. avatar Button Gwinnett says:

    He’s still alive?

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