Even in Australia. And especially if all you’re holding is a knife (or as they say down there, a noif). As dailytelegraph.com.au reports, “… a man entered the foyer of Curtin House in Beaufort Street at 2.50am then allegedly threatened a security guard with a 10cm blade, believed to be a fishing knife. The man allegedly demanded cash and drugs from police before officers tried to negotiate with him. Police used a gun to keep the man at bay and later subdued him with a Taser stun gun.” No word as to the suspect’s blood alcohol level or pizza craving quotient. This police station, by the way, spends $850,000 AUD a year on private security. To protect the police station. From a disarmed populace. Oi! Oi! Oi!