Dufus video gamer giving “chick” advice. Pass.
exactly, i’m going to take dating advice from a guy that talks like a 13 yo.
Wow. Thanks. Usually chicks come up to me. They like my big guns!
OK, I laughed some.
“And it wouldn’t hurt to stay in good shape. Not in great shape, but good shape, so if she says yes then you’ll be like, “Awesome, I’m gonna eat a salad tonight, not a bag of Doritos.”
For the record, his advice is not bad. It could be summed up as “Get to know her a little bit, then sack up and ask. If she says yes, great. If she says no, don’t freak out, just find another.”
“I don’t know much about girls…” Really? You don’t say?
“Hey, baby, we should go out tonight.”
What a Romeo.
Don’t forget… take a WEEK to get to know her.
Just carry around a mouse gun. They’ll know you aren’t compensating for something.
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