He should probably hit the gym before wearing that shirt.
I’m over 60 and my guns are bigger than that
Nah, he’s just showing of his……9mm!
guess his girlfriend is packing the claymores
The wording is too level. Looks like a photoshop.
Yes it is; but why spoil the fun?
The shirt is fake but accurate.
Until you need a real gun. Then you’re, and anybody foolish enough to put faith in you, fvcked.
Until they’re not.
The jokes on you *pulls out two .45s*.
“These are not the guns you’re looking for…”
I read somewhere that a high school kid violated his school’s zero-tolerance anti-gun policy by wearing that shirt…
I don’t know about about his arms, but when the real guns come out he’ll need his legs or an undertaker.
For everyone else, there’s concealed carry.
… and those are the only guns you need too.
Just ask him.
So why’s he doing what looks like a one-handed reach for his concealed weapon. All someone with a gun needs to remember here is that distance is your friend. Think Indiana Jones against the guy with a sword, only the guy forgot his sword.
Notice all the letters on the t-shirt are lower case including the letter ‘i’? He’s a beta or most likely an omega male.
The genius of firearms is that even little old ladies can protect themselves and don’t need to restrict themselves to the vagaries of biology.
So here are the messages he is sending to a mugger: He does not carry a gun, so you can attack him without worrying about being shot. He is a stupid liberal who thinks T-shirt anti-gun sayings are cool, so you don’t have to worry about him actually fighting back effectively. He might be somewhat physically fit, so be sure to attack him from behind with a club or bat to eliminate any possibility of trouble.
Oh yeah, you might want to get his keys and home address from his wallet, so you can go to his house later that week to steal his electronics gear. Home invasion robbery will be a lot safer at this twit’s house.
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