I’m sure you don’t mind if I cut in
The Matrix, 1926
“The film takes place in the year 1955 in which reality as perceived by most humans is actually a simulated reality created by sentient steam locomotives to pacify and subdue the human population, while their bodies’ are used as an energy source. Upon learning this, a Telegrapher “Trinity” is drawn into a rebellion against the steam engines”
Now hold my arm steady…close your eyes….steady now!
Darling, this can’t possibly be more stable than a standard Weaver stance.
Or maybe, “Next you whip out your Colt, using your ex-wife for cover and…….”
Make her swoon again and you’re dead, Elvis, dead, you hear me?
How many times do I have to say “get back in the damn kitchen!”
The Ultimate Brass Catcher
lmao. wake her up with a hot brass dance.
Before “Urban Dictionary” was around, the term “money shot” was oft misinterpreted.
I’m not sure I’ve the hang of this whole concealment/cover thing.
“I’ll take care of you, buddy- right after I uh, take care of this!”
Must be a tiny guy- that 1903 sure looks BIG!
“close your eyes, darling… and tell me… is it a Tokarev, or a Browning?”
Betsy always did swoon for Mr. Browning’s work.
In this 1918 James Bond silent film, the caption is “Good thing your bullet proof wig-helmet also doubles as hearing protection. This is gonna be loud. “
The Russian James Bond brandishes his Tokarev while his dancing partner swoons…
“That’s not what I meant when I said, ‘shots’…”
“Damn, it was a pistol in your pocket.”
“Why yes, it is a pistol in my pocket.”
Organized criminals about to have a shootout in a “Gun Free Zone” Broadway nightclub 1923. Standing on the site today is now a Cinemark Theater.
“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
Now, you ready to see my “Big Gun”?
……IT WAS NOT
What do you mean you can’t smoke in a night club!
Dear; please close your mouth, or the residue will tarnish your teeth!
i know it hurts dear, but it was the only way you could smuggle the gun in to me.
A lady never asks, and a gentalman never tells.
Lessee if the cowards are ready for this.
You’re right, the serial number has been scratched off!
One of these days, Alice….. POW! Right in the kisser.
There’s an easier way to coach someone’s trigger press
An early attempt at bullet proofing one’s torso….
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