By now, the whole zombie apocalypse thing isn’t a matter of if any more. It’s really just a matter of when. The stories of naked face-eaters continue to pile up. And they’re not even bothering to keep up that ‘bath salts’ pretense any more. But never fear because every prepper’s friend, Optics Planet, has just come out with the first all-in-one World War Z comprehensive survival package that’s designed not only to keep you alive once the stiffs get the munchies, but to help you find a cure for the virulent menace that’s sure to walk the earth . . .
That’s right, their new Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit is the first full-spectrum post-ZHTF survival solution. Just add your own firearms, food and water and these 49 top-of-the-line items will keep you equipped for any eventuality. From high end optics and reloading gear to lab equipment, night vision and solar power, this package will keep you at the top of the food chain shooting down at the shambling hordes until you can come up with a vaccine to end the undead advance once and for all.
Sure, all this top notch gear will cost you a pretty penny now ($23,999) but since money won’t do you much good anyway once the brain eaters are pounding at your door, can you really put a price on survival? Besides, how many credit card collectors will be left to hassle you once the zombies hit the fan anyway?