Miss Rhode Island Doesn’t Carry A Gun

Cut me some slack. This is the biggest thing to hit Rhode Island since Central Falls filed for bankruptcy.


  1. avatar matt says:

    you need to start picking on girls who wear corsets, even that MOLLE corset.

    1. avatar matt says:

      And there are much more flattering pictures of her like this one

      1. avatar Robert Farago says:

        As Richard Nixon claimed to have said when John Dean proposed a coverup of the Watergate break-in: we could do that but it would be wrong.

      2. avatar Matt in FL says:

        Not that your picture isn’t nice, but I actually kinda prefer the original.

  2. avatar KYgunner says:

    But can she make a decent sandwich? That is all that matters.

    1. avatar Joe says:

      Yes indeed.

    2. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Like my grandpa always said about women, “They can all (insert your favorite slang for intercourse here), you gotta find one that cooks!” I asked him why, and he answered, “I’m too old to think about sex anymore, but I still gotta eat.”

  3. avatar ready,fire,aim says:


  4. avatar Akatsukami says:

    No guns? Looks like she’s packing a pair of 38s from here…

    1. avatar Totenglocke says:

      I’d say more like 34’s, but I can’t find any measurements online (well, that’s after a 15 second google search – and my Googlefu is strong enough that if I can’t find it in 15 seconds, it’s probably not something most people can find).

    2. avatar RKflorida says:

      If you don’t like plastic guns, you probably won’t like her .38’s.

  5. avatar Aharon says:

    “Miss Rhode Island Doesn’t Carry A Gun”

    How do you know she isn’t doing far below concealed carry?

  6. avatar GS650G says:

    Why would she need a gun when her boyfriend probably has one.

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      With a woman like her, the boyfriend probably has a cannon.

      1. avatar APBTFan says:

        A woman like that her boyfriend is probably a total putz. Always seems to work that way.

        1. avatar Robert Farago says:

          Hey, who you calling a putz?

  7. avatar aweds says:

    Long Live the Ocean State!

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