Cut me some slack. This is the biggest thing to hit Rhode Island since Central Falls filed for bankruptcy.

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18 Responses to Miss Rhode Island Doesn’t Carry A Gun

    • Like my grandpa always said about women, “They can all (insert your favorite slang for intercourse here), you gotta find one that cooks!” I asked him why, and he answered, “I’m too old to think about sex anymore, but I still gotta eat.”

    • I’d say more like 34’s, but I can’t find any measurements online (well, that’s after a 15 second google search – and my Googlefu is strong enough that if I can’t find it in 15 seconds, it’s probably not something most people can find).

  1. “Miss Rhode Island Doesn’t Carry A Gun”

    How do you know she isn’t doing far below concealed carry?

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