Unfortunate Brand Extension of the Day: No One Drinks Like Gaston Edition

“We are staunch supporters in protecting our environment. We take our philosophy so seriously that our new sport bottles in our Accessory Product Group are made completely from American recycled aluminum,” GASTON J. GLOCK style LP CEO Beate Arnold insists (with characteristic Austrian earnestness). “Our goal is to provide an ecologically compatible product that can stand up to your shooting, hunting and other outdoor activities without weighing you down.” I’d like to see the twins stand up to a Wilson Combat hollow-point match grade .45 launched by my G30SF. Just sayin’ . . .


  1. avatar LiquidFlorian says:

    Liberty Bottle will put anyone’s design on their stuff. I have a Bawidamann bottle. Much nicer to look at. 🙂

  2. avatar Aaron says:

    Well, there is a brand of metal canteens called “SIGG…”

  3. avatar Helen A Handbasquet says:

    A Beauty and the Beast reference. Heh heh.

  4. avatar John D says:

    I’ll see your Wilson Combat fodder and raise you Corbon +P-
    I get the one on the left!

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