Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Don’t call 911, it’s just a minor flesh wound….

  2. avatar Ben Eli says:

    Reports of white male with gunshot wounds near corner of 45th and Washington, show ambulance responding. Oh…wait…no…its just Steve. Damn it, someone tell Steve to put on a shirt.

  3. avatar fuzzy says:

    Here we see our next case, Dick. He’s developed a curious form of stigmata known as d-bagmata.

  4. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    “That’s a Charter Arms Bulldog, and you’ve had your five”

  5. avatar cmd says:

    Out of 132 rounds fired by seven NYPD officers, the suspect was hit five times.

  6. avatar Corkis says:

    That stupid spider won’t stay still. Just let me get one more shot at it.

  7. avatar freeport56 says:

    No, no! You shoot Zombies in the Head!

  8. avatar Aharon says:

    Year 2015:

    President Metrosexual has declared that all existing tattoos with images of guns, ammo, and bullet holes are not covered by the Bill of Rights and must be registered. Artists are now banned from creating any new violence themed tattoos.

  9. avatar Vermin says:

    I blame stand your ground laws.

  10. avatar AJ says:

    You should see the other guy.

  11. avatar AJ says:

    evidence number 122, noting once more spirit animals are bullet proof.

  12. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Did I fire 5 shots or 6? Do you feel lucky punk?

    1. avatar Aaron says:

      Ah… I did a variant of yours because I didn’t see it at first… nicely done! 🙂

  13. avatar woot says:

    lol, no problem. Only 9mm.

  14. avatar TTACer says:

    Fiddy Cent’s complexion looks much darker in his videos.

  15. avatar Ralph says:

    This is what happens on the South Side of Chicago when you don’t pay for your tattoos.

  16. avatar Bob says:

    No comment.

    Sorry. The bullet-hole tattos are just so bizarre. I can’t think of anything snarky to say about them.

    1. avatar Parthenon says:

      I’m not alone!

  17. avatar sam says:

    Yo, can you do dis with your abs? Didn’t think so fool. Now someone call a doctor

  18. avatar gemalo says:

    Justice for Trayvon, x five!

  19. avatar Aaron says:

    Dirty Harry get his answer… in ink.

  20. avatar Aaron says:

    Dirty Harry gets his answer… in ink

    (sorry for duplicate… I couldn’t edit the prior post)

  21. avatar SD3 says:

    …that can be arranged…

  22. avatar Will says:

    *singing La Roux* “Next time baby, I’ll be bullet proof!”

  23. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Damned tattoos are hard to hit, nevermind “erase!”

  24. avatar Bill F says:

    3 amigos: “Jose, hold up your hat!”

  25. avatar LongPurple says:

    Come up a handful of clicks and try for the dragon.

  26. avatar girlswithguns says:

    Who wants to play “connect the dots?”

  27. avatar Joe says:

    Dead man walking!

  28. avatar Mark says:

    You call that a group, punk?

  29. avatar Scooter says:

    “The Itsy-Bitsy Spider crawled up the inked-up punk with deep-seated issues hidden behind a pseudo-masculine facade of animal totem body art and an attempt and indicating a fearless nature by mockery of fatal gunshot wounds…” I guess that doesn’t rhyme, huh?

  30. avatar Kirk says:

    “Tis but a scratch.”

    -“A scratch? You been shot 5 times!”

    “No I haven’t.”

    -“Well what’s that?”

    “I’ve had worse.”

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