Camoflage: ur doin it rong.
Cousin It was proud to be a member of the Royal Marines.
Ralph, FTW! (again) =sigh=
” Ladies and gentlemen, introducing YOUR 2013 NEW YORK YANKEES!”
“Hey um, guys? I know this frat is known for it’s weird initiation rituals, but can you at least tell me where we’re going?”
In an effort to avoid budget cutbacks, the Kazakh army has begun issuing invisible rifles to it’s snipers…trust us…see, he is holding it…we promise…
Additionally, every other soldier will be issued a barrel. These men will be well instructed in how to yell bang really loud and look really bada$$.
look closely, he actually does have a rifle lol
If you could hear what cousin It was saying… Mom, he’s touching me!
You can’t see me, I’m not home!!!
“Hey brah, wake up, they’re taking a picture of us.”
” See guys I told you we could get the hooker out of the barracks without anyone knowing!”
I think this is the winner.
This week on “Dance Moms…”
“Where’s Gary? Anyone seen Gary?”
“I can’t see you, so you can’t see me, I can’t see you, so you can’t see me…”
You were nearly invisible, except the black gloves gave you away.
Hey, where’s Ghillie? I can hear him but I don’t see him anywhere.
Where did I put the rest of my rifle? Oh, there it is in that pile of weeds over there. @$%#, No more time – Everyone sit at attention as we pass in review. Look normal. Look normal.
Mom, those scary floating gloves are back!
Chewbacca was taken to a far away planet by the Imperial storm troopers.
After bringing suit, Plant Boy was finally allowed to serve in his nation’s armed forces
Where are those three going?
You guys told me it was Friday casual this week!
“Guys, recycling is also a very important part of what we stand for.”
TO&E: One Each Wookie Per Fire Team
Okay, that’s fucking hilarious… I can’t even type right now…
Thanks for the laugh – I needed it today. Got my vote.
Ha! You guys are idiots, they totally can’t see me.
I’m too embarrassed to be seen with you guys . You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves to be seen the way you are . I’m keeping this ghillie on.You can’t even hold your guns properly . And you Fred , with your stupid little green lunchbox , you can’t go anywhere without it
I didn’t know Rachel Maddow was in the Army…
The Man-Thing ® enlists! Film at 11.
My parents told me I could be anything when I grew up. So I became a shrub.
“And they thought the ghillie suit for my penis was a stupid idea.”
Coming this summer: Swamp Thing 2.
“O.K., which of you clowns barfed the egg-drop soup?”
Bad hair day? ( A little dab of Brylcreem will do ‘ya.)
Bob didn’t get the memo that casual Friday was cancelled.
I didn’t get the memo.
These are just your typical private citizen bus passengers in Portland responding to the push by the left-wing politicians to take public transportation so there will be less traffic congestion and pollution in our fair city.
Bravo Team finds an innovative way to keep Private Snuffy’s horrible dis-figuration from affecting their reviews.
“Boy, these sure are good seats for today’s game!”
Never get botox and a chemical face peel the day before a parade.
“Admiral, we’re ready to get on the transport to Endor … Hey Chewie, what’s up with the gloves?”
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