“Bob was about to discover that lining up the sights was the least of his worries.”
The Lilliputians found Gulliver’s gun.
Who says bigger is better?
“Honk again, mother******.”
The wee little man fought back beads of sweat while lining up the sights on the unsuspecting chipmunk. He had been waiting his whole life to bag such a trophy. Success means food for his family. If he misses – the animal’s retribution will be swift.
Finally! A weapon chambered in Rosie O’Donnell’s tampons
Gonna take a while to erase that from my brain.
Her girlfriend is wrist-deep in love…
I vote this one!
Cant anyone get things right! I said a really big gun with Novak sights; not ‘no back’ sight.
Rules of a Gun Fight
1. Bring a gun.
2. Bring enough gun.
2a. More than enough is also acceptable
Barry learned about muzzle flip the hard way.
Epcot Center has just opened it’s “Firearms of the Future” exhibit to the public. The exhibit give park visitors a glips of what top Disney Scientists are calling the handgun of the future. The research team believes that firearms in the year 3000 will be the size of a room and will likely fire hovering cars, instead of bullets.
There are big guns. Then there are really, big, big guns.
I only have to shoot once with this. (Edit: I most likely won’t be alive to fire a second round)
Didn’t look that big in the Cabelas cataglog.
Everything’s bigger in Texas.
“Come on Johnny, hold still. I told you I was only going to shoot the apple”
“The guy at the shop told me it has great stopping power, but I’m worried about ammo prices.”
Jim’s 6000 Nitro Express came in, now he is waiting for the IWB holster so he can conceal carry.
My Remington is bigger than yours.
Black powder and white powder don’t mix.
Day at the shooting range for the Lollipop guild.
Joe’s entry into the “micro pistol” market was doomed from the start…
Illinois politicians display the only gun that will be allowed to be carried once the state legalizes CCW.
Now why would you think I was compensating for something?
How to develope a flinch in one shot.
You wanna gun for bears? This here is a bear gun…. or is it a beer gun, I forget which.
Hold my beer and watch this!!!
Although mainly remembered for his axe and blue ox, Paul Bunyan was also a firearms enthusiast.
My wife is 5’5 and 117 pounds, and she can conceal this and still look hot.
You call that a gun? THIS IS A GUN!
Beats Dirty Harry’s most powerful hand gun in the world statement.
“This is a scale mode to demonstrate the efficacy of the new transfer-bar safety”
Our new revolver can be handled by even the smallest of shooters.
” Eyes and ears ? We don’t need no eyes and ears. What can possibly happen ?”
I just know there’s an FPS Russia joke in here somewhere.
Say hello to my little friend, he’s the one holding the gun!
People travel from far, far away just to gaze upon its sights and stroke its grip. It is – the most interesting gun in the world.
Al from ‘Tool Time’ is trying out Tim’s new supersized mouse gun.
The Original Remington Hand Cannon.
Gerald had taken the jokes about his height long enough. Today, he fought back.
“Ruger has improved on the Big Magnum calibers, with a Big caliber big gun.
Introducing the new .99 Magnum Super Redblackhawk Super revolver , manufactured and marketed specifically for the OWFG, that doesn’t want to have to retrieve what he shoots, and wears the 4x clothing required to conceal it.”
Top Shot: Lillyput
Ron Swanson examines the latest addition to his office decorations.
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