Die Burrito! Die!


I have no idea how shooting a burrito is supposed to increase its internal temperature, but it’s been a while since I’ve published a Die! post. And as a Monty Python fan I have a taste for the absurd. As the Brits would say, that’s my story and I’m sticking with it.


  1. avatar Ralph says:

    I always like my burritos flavored with a thin dusting of lead. It adds a certain je ne sais quois.

    1. avatar John says:

      As well as a nice side of cancer and reproductive issues.

  2. avatar Ben Eli says:

    Sometimes I’m worried about you. Everyone knows it takes at least 12 shots to warm a burrito.

  3. avatar Ropingdown says:

    Wasn’t this why they mandated non-toxic bullets in CA?

  4. avatar Dorcil Brown says:

    Unless you use the burrito as a silencer. Lots of tortilla warming gas but I wouldn’t expect much filling left. Butter and honey is wonderful on a plain tortilla though.I too am a fan of Monty Python. I own all the movies as well as the 14 disc set of all their shows. Fetchez la vache!

    1. avatar Robert Farago says:

      I’d go with the comfy chair for this one. Of course no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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