Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar racer88 says:

    “Canon meets cannon.”

    OK… declaring myself as the winner! 😉

  2. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    “This isn’t comfortable at all. I need a new shoulder-thing-that-goes-up.”

  3. avatar GG says:

    Any last words, satan?

  4. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “Praise God and pass the ammunition.”

    “Bring a shotgun to your daughter’s wedding ceremony and see what happens.”

    “He said an eye for an eye.”

  5. avatar O.N. says:

    Father Igor at a Pride Parade.

    Kicking the money-changers out of the temple (oy vey!).

    Hasta La Vista, Joel Osteen!

  6. avatar Adam D says:

    Father, Son, and Holy “Ghost Recon”

    1. avatar huck says:

      Very nice.

  7. avatar Jonathan says:

    “Christianity: We now offer circumcision from 200 yards”

  8. avatar Gabriel says:

    Friar Tuck traded in his staff on something a little better.

  9. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Try and take my Nativity Scene will you…. you Freedom from Religion Devils!!!

  10. avatar imrambi says:

    Come to confession or else….

  11. avatar DrewR55 says:

    In Soviet Russia Church schedules meeting with God for you.

  12. avatar Jason says:

    Wow!, that gun is Holy — and not just the heat shield.

  13. avatar Joe nobody says:

    Behold! The power of God!

  14. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    Did you say Vicar, or Vickers?

  15. avatar Charlie Taylor says:

    See, this is what we got in case communism comes back.

  16. avatar NR says:

    Father, Father! The Presbyterians are coming!

  17. avatar Gunuck says:

    Battle Pope’s new sidekick?

  18. avatar Ralph says:

    On my watch, nobody beats the bishop. Nobody.

  19. avatar tdiinva says:

    Bless the gifts we are about to shoot from your bounty.

  20. avatar pair-o-dee says:

    Bless this, forgive that, pray for those – I’m sick of it. Today someone dies.

  21. avatar BLAMMO says:

    WHADAYAMEAN, it’s unorthadox?!!

  22. avatar ready, fire,aim says:

    so…..not contributing to the collection plate this week huh……
    your son said i did what to him???……

  23. avatar GunZ4fun says:

    I’ll Bless you!!!

    Sometime contrition just isn’t enough.

    Call me an Infidel one more time.

    These bacon fat lubricated bullets have miraculous accuracy.

  24. avatar Ajax says:

    Probably not what they meant when they said “You’re going to need a priest if you shoulder fire that.”

  25. avatar John says:

    Exorcism…….. Catholic style

  26. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    Fr. Possenti was eager to demonstrate the proper use of the holy relics of St. John Browning.

  27. avatar Joe says:

    Fed up with low Sunday attendance, Father Anton employs drastic measures to ensure the heathens will be on time and in their seats for mass.

  28. avatar Adam D says:

    The day the Catholics misunderstood BMG to stand for Baptist Machine Gun…

    Or Blasphemy Machine Gun

    Or Big Mother-Mary Gun

  29. avatar Paul says:

    O. M. G. !, I love this thing.

  30. avatar Mr. Lion says:

    “Good, bad… I’m the guy with the gun.”

  31. avatar Tom says:

    Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ!….or perish in your sin!

  32. avatar del says:

    Padre! I was calling on the Madonna for help, not the Ma Deuce!

  33. avatar Mike says:

    “Well now, did I fire 5 or did I fire 6…… Now ask your self, do you feel lucky punk ….. Well do ya'” Father Dimapollis relives his secret passion as a Eastwood impersonator.

  34. avatar SRMC says:

    So this is what replaced the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

  35. avatar Matt in AZ says:

    “Yes lord, I’ll sort this mess.”

  36. avatar kalel666 says:

    The power of Christ compels you! Well, that and two to the chest.

  37. avatar ebd10 says:

    “Okay Hadji, you wanted a ‘Holy War?’ Now you’ve got one!”

  38. avatar Mike F says:

    Hey Satan! Say hello to my little friend!

  39. avatar Splashman says:

    Anyone else want to crack a joke about young boys?

  40. avatar Bruce W. Krafft says:

    LIVE! From the Coliseum! It was Lions 7, Christians 0 at the half, but now the Christians have brought in their secret weapon . . .

  41. avatar thefanboyofallthingsanticommunist says:

    Mass shooter finally caught in the middle east.

  42. avatar Tarrou says:

    In Soviet Russia, religion suppresses YOU!

  43. avatar bob says:

    If sombody questions his existace one more time they’re gonna get to meet him

  44. avatar pwrtrip99 says:

    NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  45. avatar Silver says:

    Guns, religion, and soldiers all in the same pic. Instant liberal head-exploder.

    That’s not a caption, just thinking it.

  46. avatar Ross says:

    This is what Orthodox Priests do to other Priests that mess with alter boys in Russia.

  47. avatar Don says:

    “let god sort them out”

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