No means no!
This is way better than my personal massager! omg omg omg …. yeee haaaaaaa!
Does it come in pink?
Those prairie dogs don’t stand a chance.
Where is that shoulder thingy that goes up?
This is how to celebrate Veterans Day.
If only Richard Gatling could see me now.
As a matter of fact, it IS my ‘time of the month.’ How could you tell?
Sarah Brady: The Early Years
Looks like she’s having a blast (pun intended)
The new Trojan mini, it’ll blow your hair back.
Every school girl’s dream…
So, you are going to the dance with Sally Brown?
Washington High students explore alternate birth control methods.
Chastity belt, I don’t need no stinking chastity belt!!!
from the makers of girls gone wild……..yep you guessed it….. school girls gone wild
The latest reports on Operation Fast and Furious indicate that some arms were sold to St. Augustine Middle School. The ATF has not returned any calls, but St. Augustine has reportedly thrown away their rulers.
The hills are alive with The Sound of Music!
Since Maria was armed, the Von Traap family didn’t have had to flee Austria after all.
Gardasil was not my choice, Rick Perry!
Sensing their vulnerability, Voldemort sprung his trap and, too late, Harry Potter realized that he’d left their wands in the Hogwarts’ library. Quick-thinking Hermione grabbed the schools’ chain gun and unloaded on Valdemort shrieking “Magic!!?? We don’t need no steenkin’ Magic!!!”
The first (and last) “Take your daughter to work day” at the base.
The modern sporting hair dryer!
Every school girl’s dream come true.
The scenic vistas, the wind in your hair, the brass at your feet.
Father daughter bonding priceless.
Shoot a bad guy, protect your daughter for a day. Teach her to shoot, protect her for her lifetime.
I warned you not to tell her you were related to Nancy Pelosi.
Mom and I are so glad you like your birthday present.
How’s hubby doing?
“Oh, daddy! It’s *so* much better than a pony!”
Seriously, though, where did you find this photo? Is it a ‘shop? Short of being Major Malfunction’s progeny, what circumstances could possibly lead to a schoolgirl gleefully burping a mini gun? I don’t remember school field trips being anywhere near that fun.
No words. Just “The Ride of the Valkyries” from “Die Walküre”.
Song from Apocalypse Now during the helo assault.
Sister Mary told me never to touch it, but she never told me it would be this much fun and make me feel so excited.
There is nothing more dangerous than a 14 year old girl with PMS. Scratch that….There is nothing more dangerous than a 14 year old girl with PMS and a mini gun!
I am little girl, HEAR ME ROAR.
the girlscouts are VERY protective of their turf.
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