I tried to ignore the Beer Holster, I really did. Even though no less than three members of TTAG’s Armed Intelligentsia sent me links to the, what shall we call it, novelty item. And then I saw this image, which has the beer drinker about to draw his smoke wagon. Sorry, unnamed piss-colored beverage (Corona?). And I thought, well, if you were in a bar and there was this nervous cop and you made a drawing motion with your hand and . . . nah. That’s absurd. Cops never shoot people unless they’re holding a gun. Or going for a gun. Or something that might have been a gun. Right?