Go ahead. Make our day.
“This one is bigger than your buddy’s gun. Guaranteed.”
Bring enough gun.
Tell Dorothy that we don’t need her or her flying house anymore.
Seeeeeriously compensating for something
Yes I have a small hands, why do you ask?
That’s not an assault clip, THIS is an assault clip.
“I may close early today. There’s a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now. “
If I start loading up shells in the SPAS-12, are you going to tell me “hey, you can’t do that here?” 🙂
Because I can
Allow me to present the HP-15A2: Highpoint’s new, more compact AR.
I operate my business in a totally transparent manner… this here AR-15 proves it!
I shot Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy and Bashful with this little M4 carbine. Why? Because I’m f^cking Grumpy, that’s why.
this rifle right here was used by Paul Bunnion himself that’s why it costs extra
+1 (-2 for mispeelnig Paul Bunyan)
This matches up with my S&W 500’s…
The latest in .22LR tactical rifles!
Oompa Loompa buys AR, story at 11.
“Yessir, this is our biggest seller——
Yeah its accurate, and easy to shoot; it’s the recoil that is a bit troublesome.
This is the new Taurus Supreme Court Justice…
“HUGE ar15 sale!!!”
“No no no, I said I wanted a SIG ar15.”
“Now all I have to do is sneak this past my wife.”
George misplaced the decimal point again. Anyone need an AR in 5.56cm?
Karl Lippard shot this very rifle out to 6,000 yards. There were 15 people there but none of them have emails.
“Bigger is always better.”
“See, I knew there was a shoulder thing that goes up”
…and he don’t come ’round here no more.
.577 T-Rex… now available in the AR platform
Mine really is, so much bigger than yours…….
When things really get bad…
From the press release: “Viagra Arms is pleased to announce their first rifle.”
Damn, I guess everything really is bigger in Texas.
“So Mitch and I are in the gunsmithing room, looking at an AR and a shell casing from a 20mm Vulcan cannon, and I sez to him, ‘I just thought a sumthin’. Here, hold my beer, I want to see if this works’, and the next thing you know…”
“You should see the M14. I couldn’t even get it through the door.”
Uncle Buck reference – when he’s making pancakes for Miles’ birthday.
Two foot, six inch circus midget Tiny Lutz inspects a rifle at a local gunshop prior to purchase.
For too long, hunters of large, dangerous game in Alaska and Africa have been forced to use quaint, old-fashioned bolt-action rifles to pursue their quarry. This is the rifle that changes all that. Armalite (TM) is proud to announce their entry into the big-game market with the all-new AR-OMFG.
In an effort to standardize the manual of arms in Perfection Valley, Burt Gummer recently replaced his LAR Grizzly Big Bore rifle with an Armalite AR 1500 to combat the subterranean pests witch plague the usually quiet valley.
Fit this baby in your gunshow LOOPHOLE !!!
Aha so that’s what they meant by HIGH CALIBER !!
Hugo Schmeisser, Mikhail Kalashnikov and Eugene Stoner walk into a bar …
I would say this is what resulted after they crawled out of the bar.
“I use this for hunting gophers!”
“The new legal length”
“Can i get a collabseable stock model”
“Are you sure this isnt a SBR”
Extense is the shit!
Do you guys have a bayonet for this?
How about a machete?
I need a mount for my Q Beam..
I need a gun rack for my truck…
Sadly, after months of labor and thousands of dollars, Bob had to admit he had a vision problem.
Don’t be ofended, but, if you aint buying something PLEASE get out of the store.
I really didn’t think mother would mind if I got the smaller caliber.
JEEESUS!!!! I was looking all over for this!!!!!
Can I leave this with you? I got to use the bathroom.
You only need to shoot once. Thank god for it too! It gives you a head ache by the second shot.
How to give yourself amnesea.
New Chuck Norris line of AR’s…
And then Robert asked me to test it and write a post…
..”In order to keep tabs on ATF enabled gun smuggling into Mexico, Congress passed new weapons legislation on Friday…”
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