What Could Possibly Go Wrong: It Might As Well Be a Real Rifle Edition

In case you can’t read the watermark, the rifle umbrella is available at gadgetbravado.com. Somehow I don’t think “bravado” is the right word for anyone who carries his this suicide-by-cop-enabler in an urban area. Especially Boston, New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago or Trenton. Especially Trenton. Sad, but true.


  1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    It’s bad luck to shoot your umbrella inside a house!

  2. avatar Benjamin T. Shotzberger says:

    I volunteer to carry this on the DC Metro, and on my walk through downtown DC getting to my building in the morning, then home during peak rush-hour… All in the name of science, and stupidity. T&E models available? Does it come with an insurance policy?

    1. avatar Ryan Finn says:

      I’m not bailing you out of DC Metro’s Detention Facility.

      1. avatar Bob H says:

        I live nearby, I could drop off a file in a cake. Assuming I can figure out where the jail is in DC and a way to get there from just across the Potomac.

  3. avatar RAN says:

    Was there a little Freudian slip in posting the link to gadget.brando.com ?

    1. avatar Bob H says:

      Hmmm… The watermark says gadget.brando.com, and that site has not only the umbrella shown, but a saber umbrella and a samurai sword umbrella. As well as this: “Metal Hot Shoe Adapter With Female Threaded Screw Adapter and Direction Knob”. I am not sure what that is, but it sounds either seriously kinky or a sexist joke. (Just search for umbrella at gadget.brando.com.)

  4. avatar NT_ says:

    Boo: Trenton. Boo louder: Brick.

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