GirlsMakingGunsSounds (GMGS) is post-modern. In other words, the joke is that the girls can’t make guns sounds but the caption pretends that the auditory lameness is specific to one firearm. After about the fifth example, the concept becomes lamer than a one-legged dog. A drunk, one-legged dog. Strip away the idea’s nudge-nudge-wink-wink-itude and I like it! So, is there anyone out there—male OR female—who can do a really good gun imitation? Send your YouTube link (or video file) to firstname.lastname@example.org. The best example will receive . . . our sincerest thanks and internet immortality. No? How about a couple of boxes of PDX1 410 ammo. Done.