It’ll be extremely interesting to see how this influential tween and teen soap presents the shotgun-wielding Eli episode. Apparently, a break-up leading to homicidal rage is “the story line you’ve been waiting for.” Well d’uh. What kind of story do you think Greek dramatists were writing over a thousand years ago? Dramatists. From Greece. Plays. Never mind children. I’ll be joining you to see what happens—and certainly not for more of that lesbian story line, that made me wish I wasn’t in the room with a certain family member. I mean, can these Degrassi kids sort their gender issues out already?