Assault Umbrella?


  1. avatar Tim says:

    Screw that – who’s the hottie in the video? Where is this news outfit? And most importantly, how to lobby for an anchor in our area?

  2. avatar RAN says:

    No doubt evidence of Big Sis’ “See something, say something” program at work.

  3. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    I guess it’s time to ban those deadly “Assault Umbrella’s”. Hopefully this new cause will keep our trolls busy and maybe they’ll leave us alone.

  4. avatar Phil says:

    Is this the sound of one hand clapping?

  5. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Somebody must have yelled “BUMBERSHOOT!!”

  6. avatar Vigilantis says:

    No doubt it was one of those high capacity beach umbrellas. Only a criminal would need an umbrella that blocks so much sun.

  7. avatar John Fritz says:

    Have a look at this and you tell me if it looks like a God damn rifle.

    This was my once a day I had to get up and walk away from the computer because I was so pissed.

  8. avatar Robert Farago says:

    Have you forgotten about the deadly umbrella gun?

    1. avatar Bob H says:

      That was a one-shot umbrella. It didn’t have a clip or even a shoulder thingie, therefore it was not an assault umbrella.

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