Steven Seagal: Lawman is no more. A&E shelved the series after Seagal’s personal assistant accused her boss of getting way too person. It’s too bad, really. Seagal knows more about manipulating myths than the Oracle of Delphi (Songs from the Crystal Cave notwithstanding). Here’s a flash from the past illustrating Seagal’s ability to endow his persona with mystical magic. Watch as Steven Hickok45s the Louisiana locals. Or is this clip (not magazine) yet more evidence that A) Segal’s got a better gun than public servants (despite the state’s rep for double dipping government officials) and B) the police aren’t the gun guys the public believes them to be? Just sayin’ . . .